A timestop ability would be the ultimate solution to inceldom

[Clavicus Vile]

If we ignored the fact that freezing time would be lethal to everyone, say hypothetically you could do it without dying. You could fuck so many girls at once you’d be exhausted. I would creampie so many girls that I’d have a heart attack. I would inseminate an entire college. Might not get you women’s love and affection but it would get you their bodies.

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/thankfulshyiceblueredtopzebra

 

[PriestBP]

just get za warudo theory

 

[Lawrence]

Ah, yeah there's a classic book with that story:- "The Girl, the Gold Watch, and Everything"

I think it might've been made into a movie too.

 

[benzocel]

what is the redgif link

 

[Vlarke]

I would make the world burn if i had that ability i would be a literal demon spreading chaos and misery

 

[Caesercel]

Yeah. I too used to have these thoughts when I was 16 and horny af

 

[DonezoTheClown]

I'd prefer time travel and just use that to my advantage, this is almost like fucking a corpse it'd probably get boring real quick.

 

[starystulejarz]

just get za warudo theory

smash foids faces with rolla roller

 

[PersonaPimp]

Timestop porn.

 

[Friezacel]

What would happen if 2 or more used the device to stop time in the same moment ?

 

[Emba]

Stop stopping time bro!

I ain't got time for stopping time.