Experiment A magical fairy offered you a deal

[Incellio]

What do you mean by “ascend”? The only ascension for an incel is to get a totally new Chad body
Doing something that fucks you up and only benefit others is beyond cucked

 

[goydivision]

Only problem is that I can’t do 40 push-ups. You can ask me to squat 100 lbs or smthn but I can’t do a push up to save my life. Sorry brocels.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I'm profiting of this.

Paypal me $20 and you'll ascend (strong no homo).

 

[The Abyss]

Yeah why not, if some of us can get out of this cage of torment why not.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Yeah why not, if some of us can get out of this cage of torment why not.

@gymletethnicel @Legendarywristcel wants you to suffer. Thinking otherwise is ”cucked”

 

[78980n]

JFL

 

[The Abyss]

@gymletethnicel @Legendarywristcel wants you to suffer. Thinking otherwise is ”cucked”

Just enjoy everyone being in a world of shit & refuse to do for others what you want done for yourself theory.

 

[Eschewcel]

I'm a gymcel, I could beat my 55 pushups record just for you.
Not even lying, no one deserves this life. Not even my worst enemy.
Being loved / getting laid is a need that's as basic as choosing what you eat & drink.

 

[FinnCel]

Remember my name

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Fuck no, I've suffered enough already.

 

[mänline]

No life would be much worse if I was the only incel. Literally the entire world would bully me at that point

Not a bad idea

Then you can pitymaxx.

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

A magical fairy offered you a deal. You would do 40 pushups in a day and in return she would make everyone on this forum except you become a chad and ascend.
Would you do it?

Yes.
To live is to serve.
I’m going to kms before the end of the year anyway.

 

[arianaisawesome1]

No question bro. Like the other guy said, I'll do it and then you guys would give me money for surgeries, or I'd just rope in happiness.