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Experiment A magical fairy offered you a deal

Would you do 40 pushups if it made everyone on this forum but you ascend?

  • Yes, the slight inconvenience would be worth saving my incel bros from the eternal suffering

  • No, being left alone would make me feel even worse. It would be suifuel

  • No, i have zero empathy and dont give a shit. The slight inconvenience wouldnt be worth my time


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A magical fairy offered you a deal. You would do 40 pushups in a day and in return she would make everyone on this forum except you become a chad and ascend.
Would you do it?
 
No, being left alone would make me feel even worse. It would be suifuel
 
second choice.

i don't want to be the only loser
 
Hope I can pull it off. Yes.
 
Yes, the untapped autistic potential alone would prolly make me somehow profit from this in the future.
 
I think i'd do the push ups and then rope knowing i've saved lots of people
 
I'll do it for my incel bros.
 
No life would be much worse if I was the only incel. Literally the entire world would bully me at that point
I think i'd do the push ups and then rope knowing i've saved lots of people
Not a bad idea
 
Where is the I can't physically even do 1 pushup option?
 
I would do it. Everyone on the forum would thank me for making them chads and I would be able to surgerymaxx because niggas would pay me back for making them chads.
 
A magical fairy offered you a deal. You would do 40 pushups in a day and in return she would make everyone on this forum except you become a chad and ascend.
Would you do it?
Is this even a question? E-z p-z
 
People who voted no should be banned tbh
I would do it. Everyone on the forum would thank me for making them chads and I would be able to surgerymaxx because niggas would pay me back for making them chads.
Cope. If people on this forum ascended they would forget about you in a second
 
JFL @ not being able to do at least 40 pushups.
 
Your vote will be publicly visible.
 
I would do 40 pushups if this magical fairy could infinity snap me from existence. All other options are pointless for me thus i will not vote.
 
It'd be sad to be left alone but I'd still be an incel in both situations so why not help the brocels? Also not like I'd be left alone forever, inceldom is still a trend in 2020.
 
i guess, it costs me nothing to do pushups
 
I can't even do 4 push-ups let alone 40, sorry brocels :cryfeels:
 
Sorry buddy boyos, I dont wanna be alone
 
there are a lot of people here who would act like sociopathic pieces of shit and vehemently abuse incel tier men as a form of wish fulfillment if they were given Chad looks/social status

at the same time though no one deserves to be KHHV. so if the deal was that everyone else on the forum will either become a normie or Chad depending on their karma I would accept it. the inconvenience isn't a problem for me
 
Penocchiocover
 
A magical fairy offered you a deal. You would do 40 pushups in a day and in return she would make everyone on this forum except you become a chad and ascend.
Would you do it?
Sure, don't see the point of the 40 push-ups though
 
Yeah, I’d help you guys ascend any day, even if its at my own expense
 
I used to do far more pushups than that almost everyday around 6 years ago, so it really wouldn't be much of an inconvenience despite me being totally out of shape due to rotting.
 
I couldnt physically do them
 
Yes bro. I'll even do extra 40 more for you guys.
 
I can't do 40 pushups.
 
Times 40 by 10 and that would be my warm up. This is child play
 

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Yeah I'll do it if I can do 40 push ups
 
I would do 40 push ups, but nothing would change for all the fakecel larpers.
 
I'd do it because why not?
Lol at virtue signalling here. Is this Reddit?
Its not virtue signalling because there is no way you benefit. Virtue signalling occurs when people expect some kind of reward like social media points or praise.
 
Most definitely, 40 pushups a day is nothing. Even for out of shape cels that would only take several minutes
 
I'd feel awful for the guy that did it, but then I'd be happy about ascending and wouldn't give a shit anyone.
Sad shit. Good thing magical fairies like this are only magical.
 

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