JFL a girl just saw my boner...

[Sadist]

So I got out of class and had like a semi boner, where its not hard but kinda getting there so you're flaccid dick looks a bit bigger yet still flaccid (still droopy). And the imprint was on my jeans I guess but it still look down so not like a full erection and I saw a white girl just staring at it as I walked out of the door. She was waiting to get in, and probably thought my dick must have been big cause of that imprint since it looked like a big flaccid dick I guess. But jokes on her cause my dick was only about to get a tiny bit bigger than that on full erect mode JFL.

So big dick incels time to start walking around full erect mode and let the girls naturally tendencies kick in which will lead them straight to it like flys kek.

 

[Tellem--T]

Stats plz

 

[Sadist]

Stats plz

I have an average dick. Its a little over 5 inch I think. Thats why I found it funny cause I wasn't gonna grow much more than what she was seeing kek.

 

[Tellem--T]

I have an average dick. Its a little over 5 inch I think. Thats why I found it funny cause I wasn't gonna grow much more than what she was seeing kek.

Lifefuel

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Walking full erect mode is also a terrible idea

1. It is embarassing
2. It gets really uncomfortable

 

[konthefox]

2. It gets really uncomfortable

 

[Sadist]

1. It is embarassing

not if you got a big dick

 

[Indari]

LIFEFUEL

 

[Its_OVER]

So I got out of class and had like a semi boner, where its not hard but kinda getting there so you're flaccid dick looks a bit bigger yet still flaccid (still droopy). And the imprint was on my jeans I guess but it still look down so not like a full erection and I saw a white girl just staring at it as I walked out of the door. She was waiting to get in, and probably thought my dick must have been big cause of that imprint since it looked like a big flaccid dick I guess. But jokes on her cause my dick was only about to get a tiny bit bigger than that on full erect mode JFL.

So big dick incels time to start walking around full erect mode and let the girls naturally tendencies kick in which will lead them straight to it like flys kek.

I'm gonna finally catch a sexual harassment charge.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

not if you got a big dick

I have one but I am high inhib when it comes to girls.

 

[Kointo1]

I remember in elementary school I would have to slouch to conceal my doggy treat.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

my erect penis is barely visible throughout my pants

 

[Heightframeface]

Big dick incel = Sexual harassment

 

[Jockcel]

What I wouldn't give to have a 7 incher... @Facade you lucky bastard...

 

[Kointo1]

my erect penis is barely visible throughout my pants

It's over

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 3291]

It's over

Spoiler

 

[blackletcel]

Lifefuel

until she sees it

 

[blackletcel]

 

[theultimate341]

It's over

Spoiler

Even he got laid

 

[Kointo1]

You're still online though.

Are you prepared to perform the dance of the micropenis?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

You're still online though.

Are you prepared to perform the dance of the micropenis?

 

[Kointo1]

Even he got laid

While getting cucked probably. A liberal open "relationship".

 

[theultimate341]

A liberal open "relationship".

Even if youre not you'll just end up like boogie.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I have a faint memory of walking around class with an full erection, the teacher just called me in and i had to get up and go, i shouldn't have stared at a jailbait's ass, i was 14 at the time.

 

[Kointo1]

Even if youre not you'll just end up like boogie.

I wonder why she even stayed with him for so long. I don't think it was money.

 

[Sadist]

I have a faint memory of walking around class with an full erection, the teacher just called me in and i had to get up and go, i shouldn't have stared at a jailbait's ass, i was 14 at the time.

kek that low inhib

 

[Maeror]

It's over

Spoiler

What the?

 

[Minjaze]

Should have whipped it out to assert dominance.

 

[Kointo1]

What the?

It's a youtuber pouring hot oil on his micropenis.

 

[Musiccel]

It's a youtuber pouring hot oil on his micropenis.

was that guy the Amazing atheist?

 

[Kointo1]

was that guy the Amazing atheist?

Yes, that's him. He's done some weird stuff.

 

[Cuck]

my erect penis is barely visible throughout my pants

its over

 

[Sadist]

Yes, that's him. He's done some weird stuff.

Dam no wonder he is athiest, his dick tiny as fuck. I wouldn't believe in god either if my shit was that small. Also I don't think God would want him back after all that gay shit he be doing kek.
https://www.xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist

 

[Deleted member 2119]

What I wouldn't give to have a 7 incher... @Facade you lucky bastard...

It's useless for me

I want height

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

chad, out

 

[Schizoidcel]

I freeball every day and wear light-colored sweatpants most of the time, idgaf anymore.
I'm more of a grower though, my flaccid changes size all the time