Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Experiment A genie grants you a wish, out of these, which would you pick?

A genie grants you a wish, out of these, which would you pick?

  • Gain 3 inches in height

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Receive $500,000

    Votes: 18 50.0%
  • Your oneitis becomes physically and emotionally attracted to you

    Votes: 10 27.8%
  • You get your dream physique and it’s permanent

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • You get cured of any disability you have (autism, ADHD etc.)

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Get the perfect hairline (you will never go bald again)

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Get the perfect jawline

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    36
A

Aspergcel

Admiral
★★★
Joined
Apr 1, 2023
Posts
2,703
All of these wishes are meant to help you ascend. However, you only get to pick one.
 
I can have every single thing in the list with 500k$
 
getting my oneitis even tho I don't have any
 
Oneitis, i would pick some young gigastacy.
Second and third pick would be 500k and physique.
 
transform me into a curry
JBI universal law
 
Jfl anyone who didnt choose the money
 
Don't be retards and choose wisely.
 
It becomes 2032
 
Nigga copied my recent post
 
Nigga copied my recent post

"Thanks, Vegeta!"

0091-025.png

0091-026.png
 
All of these wishes are meant to help you ascend. However, you only get to pick one.
none of these stats would help me ascend as i have way too many weaknesses to help one cancel the others out. the only one that makes sense is me getting a oneitis as it guarantees me a gf even tho i dont have one
 
Getting my oneitis
 
500.000 Dollar and a one way ticket to South East Asia pls.
 
I could retire at 40 if I got half a million right now and invested correctly
 
Investition of half a milion $ woud be a nice thing
 
Being 6'3 would be awesome
 
Get cured of any disability I have.
With clear mind and healthy physique you can socialmaxx, which will help you gain more money and status.
You can also normiemaxx. I see normies with girlfriends all the time.
 

Similar threads

SnakeCel
Replies
17
Views
860
Mr Black
Mr Black
FastBlast
  • Poll
Replies
20
Views
625
Rezecel
Rezecel
redditfoidgenocide
Replies
37
Views
3K
Blacksmith
B
UselessSubhuman
Replies
15
Views
770
My Name Jeff
My Name Jeff
ravisk
Replies
81
Views
1K
valentino_zagria
V

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top