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We need to take clear steps to alleviate the scourge of involuntary celibacy. We must do something and take matters into our own hands, because the prehistoric jewish man in outer space is not going to do it for us. We will build a new world order. All unmarried people must be celibate. Any sexual contact with an unmarried female will be classified as statutory rape. Everyone will be faced with two simple choices - monogamy or celibacy. No longer will our women be allowed to bypass us. The top 1% of men can only ever at most take the top 1% of women, unless they want to end up in front of their local minecraft monogamy enforcement firing squad. All citizens must wear government issue uniforms. This will be the final solution to slutwear. Parents who sabotage their children and keep them from socializing or fail to take them to get their drivers' licences will go before the the minecraft firing squad.The age of consent will mean the age of contract for marriage. Every man will have his own keys to his address, his own punch clock number, his own reserve militia rifle, and his own virgin bride.
