Serious A foid touched my urine, have I ascended?

[DottKo334]

Good day my fellow celibates,

today I bought a lot of beer, with coins that I cleaned with vinegar and urine. After the urine wash, I didn't care to clean it with soap or anything. So I just dried it, and used it. When going to the supermarket, I gave the foid at the checkout my urine stained coins.
Is this what you call ascended?

Love to all celibates, may the spirit of Equestria be with you

 

[Atavistic Autist]

 

[DottKo334]

I even did it without pine pollen nor phenibut

 

[DottKo334]

I even did it without pine pollen nor phenibut

Maybe I am the real chad here

 

[TheNEET]

based, m'king, share your pp with da world

 

[DottKo334]

based, m'king, share your pp with da world

the ponyking answered

 

[Izayacel]

based

 

[DottKo334]

Avg “incel” on .is

Urinechadmaxxing, sorry bro if you cant pee

 

[crestfallencel]

close enough

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

ascended and truly worthy of saying "cya virgins"

 

[98GoinOnDead]

Absolute KING ascending with new based PISS META

 

[BornToLose]

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