SuicideFuel A foid saw my small ass dick

[Dollfucker]

Ok so this is bad so basically today I went to my favorite goyslop place taco bell to get me some of those burritos. I was in line and was wearing these pants

You see that hole right there? Yeah you already know where this is going. This hole I was supposed to button up but I forgot to and didn't have any underwear on. When I was in line, I felt a slight breeze on my dick and was like wtf and I looked down and my dick was out hanging out that hole. I freaked out and I covered it with my hand, and I looked around to see if anyone saw, and noone did execpt these 2 foids sitting at a table, they were looking at me laughing to each other. They saw it I knew. This reminded me of when I was in highschool and some asshole pansed me and exposed my small ass dick to everyone. I knew these girls were laughing at me because my dick, is practically micro it's not like my dick was out swinging like a grandfather clock, it was a button AND it was cold in there so it was extra small. I had to tell my mom this

Shes gonna force me to wear underwear now. now I'm embarrassed as fuck what if those girls took a pic? It probably was a good 10 seconds until I noticed.

 

[Deleted member 5621]

Wtf

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[zd60]

Brutal, I'd hate to have anything like that happen to me mine already brutally small itself

 

[Wrath]

 

[Fantasea]

boxers?

 

[Diddy]

 

[KING NOTHING]

This guy is the backbone of this community.

 

[AssyrianCel]

And a foid doctor poked around my ass today. Quite a similar day we had.

 

[Solid State]

You are lucky. Something like that could also get you arrested and put on the sex offender registry for indecent exposure, especially if there were any children present in the place.

 

[wereq]

boxers?

 

[Vector2800]

You are insane and I admire you.

 

[KangaEvenKoala]

I like the orange cat

 

[HeinzKell]

Ok so this is bad so basically today I went to my favorite goyslop place taco bell to get me some of those burritos. I was in line and was wearing these pants
View attachment 1455163
You see that hole right there? Yeah you already know where this is going. This hole I was supposed to button up but I forgot to and didn't have any underwear on. When I was in line, I felt a slight breeze on my dick and was like wtf and I looked down and my dick was out hanging out that hole. I freaked out and I covered it with my hand, and I looked around to see if anyone saw, and noone did execpt these 2 foids sitting at a table, they were looking at me laughing to each other. They saw it I knew. This reminded me of when I was in highschool and some asshole pansed me and exposed my small ass dick to everyone. I knew these girls were laughing at me because my dick, is practically micro it's not like my dick was out swinging like a grandfather clock, it was a button AND it was cold in there so it was extra small. I had to tell my mom this

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Shes gonna force me to wear underwear now. now I'm embarrassed as fuck what if those girls took a pic? It probably was a good 10 seconds until I noticed.

"I don't like wearing underwear"

Based

 

[TheCatMan]

Dang

 

[Bane6]

Very brutal experience

 

[Maikowski]

gay niggah

 

[BricABrac]

girl saw dick
Chad out?

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

This guy is the backbone of this community.

He's the protagonist

 

[Emba]

I like the orange cat

Its name is assdik

 

[Kaichee]

I have questions;

Are you wearing a 'onesie'?
Why no underpants?
What type tracksuit pants have buttons on them?
Why is your cat in the bathroom with you?

 

[justuseless]

Another day another larp

 

[KING NOTHING]

Another day another larp

Check his other posts he’s the real deal. Turbo autism.

 

[jartiyer1]

This guy is the backbone of this community.

 

[AsiaCel]

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I have questions;

Are you wearing a 'onesie'?
Why no underpants?
What type tracksuit pants have buttons on them?
Why is your cat in the bathroom with you?

Bro walks his cat?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Same shit happened to me once. That's why I never go commando and ALWAYS wear underwear when leaving the house.

 

[DreamCoper]

Nigga definitely did this intentionally then posted this to show the feds it was an accident.

 

[justuseless]

Check his other posts he’s the real deal. Turbo autism.

I'm aware of his other fake stories

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Insane if true

 

[Foid FuckER]

i have a pair of pajama pants with a dick flap and i wear them in public and my dick has fallen out many times.

 

[Emba]

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I have questions;

Are you wearing a 'onesie'?
Why no underpants?
What type tracksuit pants have buttons on them?
Why is your cat in the bathroom with you?

It's the most of a common spot for cat boxes duh.

 

[glutty]

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[SlayerSlayer]

man you're lucky you aren't arrested for indecent exposure. THATS A SEX OFFENDER STATUS CRIME

 

[Emba]

I know a crazy old Vietnam vet guy that wears really old ripped up pants... Sometimes he shows inner thigh in public. Luckily he wears underware! $1500 a moth and he can't buy a new pants. Fucking retard!

 

[VλREN]

Wtf

 

[LUCK]

If they actually saw your dick then they'd have been genuinely disgusted and probably would have also called the cops lol. They must've realized what was happening when you freaked out and just laughed at your humiliation / misery

 

[Rapistcel]

Ok so this is bad so basically today I went to my favorite goyslop place taco bell to get me some of those burritos. I was in line and was wearing these pants
View attachment 1455163
You see that hole right there? Yeah you already know where this is going. This hole I was supposed to button up but I forgot to and didn't have any underwear on. When I was in line, I felt a slight breeze on my dick and was like wtf and I looked down and my dick was out hanging out that hole. I freaked out and I covered it with my hand, and I looked around to see if anyone saw, and noone did execpt these 2 foids sitting at a table, they were looking at me laughing to each other. They saw it I knew. This reminded me of when I was in highschool and some asshole pansed me and exposed my small ass dick to everyone. I knew these girls were laughing at me because my dick, is practically micro it's not like my dick was out swinging like a grandfather clock, it was a button AND it was cold in there so it was extra small. I had to tell my mom this

View attachment 1455164
Shes gonna force me to wear underwear now. now I'm embarrassed as fuck what if those girls took a pic? It probably was a good 10 seconds until I noticed.

Expose yourself to the foids

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Mogs me because no foid has ever seen my dick

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Another day another larp

no, it's real

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[Dollfucker]

Of course IT posted this and making up their own shit. Why the fuck would I do this on purpose are they that stupid? They didn't even read the post at all OP just said "look at this incel he flashed a women" and then they just believe them.

I thought about this more, and I don't even think anyone saw it they probably looked at me because I said "oh fuck" and covered it with my hand they probably thought I pissed myself or something, because why would they randomly just look at me when I was just doing nothing standing in line? There was only 1 person in the store and was in front of me

 

[Den66kj]

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[Den66kj]

I knew that IT would touch this

 

[Coyote Cooch]

Mogs me because no foid has ever seen my dick

 

[suicidecase]

Can't be that small if it's big enough to hang out of a hole.

 

[Pancakecel]

boxers?

 

[DutchCel01]

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Its hee hover

 

[blackpillmage]

Mogs me because no foid has ever seen my dick

Cant u escortmaxx? I cant bc too disabled

 

[psychotic_cock69]

just kys nigga

 

[Grodd]