Ron.Belgrade
Non-NT Orphancel / Goth&NoodleFoidEnjoyer
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I work at a postal deliver service. Overal the job is pretty chill.
Except for my normie coworkers. I brought some seasonal treats bc I was in a good mood
My 2 coworkers that day (Bart the 60 year old German boomer and Leah the 25ish year old redhead Becky foid) were talking and when they had a little pause I said 'hey guys, I've brought some of these seasonal treats, grab some if u like'. They just stared at me saying nothing. Leah then proceeded to continue the conversation with Bart. As they continued she got a little smurk on her face. She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that
Me being embarrassed and sad I immediately go to my delivery bus and start delivering packages and eating my precious seasonal treats. Almost at the last package and i'm going for this massive fart
ItsShit.jpeg
i just fucking shit my pants
What the fuck do I do now
I can't drive home and change pants + shower because my keys are at the jobsite
Panic.jpeg
I call my cousin who has a spare key for my house, retard doesn't pick up the phone
MorePanic.jpeg
I can't tell this to coworkers bc too embarrassing and it's bullyFuel. Aso can't walk around like this all day cause I'm wearing bright blue jeans and it's really noticeable. Like a huge brown stain noticeable. At one point it's gonna stink too
Suddenly think of an idea. Put a jacket around my waist (and the shitstain) go to Leah and tell her I ripped my pants when climbing over a gate to deliver a package. She goes 'be back in 15 minutes or I'll call Ahmed (the manager)'. i hop in the van driving 70miles and skipping red lights to get home asap
Am home and change + shower super quickly
Return all fresh and clean no one noticed a thing
Except for my normie coworkers. I brought some seasonal treats bc I was in a good mood
My 2 coworkers that day (Bart the 60 year old German boomer and Leah the 25ish year old redhead Becky foid) were talking and when they had a little pause I said 'hey guys, I've brought some of these seasonal treats, grab some if u like'. They just stared at me saying nothing. Leah then proceeded to continue the conversation with Bart. As they continued she got a little smurk on her face. She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that
Me being embarrassed and sad I immediately go to my delivery bus and start delivering packages and eating my precious seasonal treats. Almost at the last package and i'm going for this massive fart
ItsShit.jpeg
i just fucking shit my pants
What the fuck do I do now
I can't drive home and change pants + shower because my keys are at the jobsite
Panic.jpeg
I call my cousin who has a spare key for my house, retard doesn't pick up the phone
MorePanic.jpeg
I can't tell this to coworkers bc too embarrassing and it's bullyFuel. Aso can't walk around like this all day cause I'm wearing bright blue jeans and it's really noticeable. Like a huge brown stain noticeable. At one point it's gonna stink too
Suddenly think of an idea. Put a jacket around my waist (and the shitstain) go to Leah and tell her I ripped my pants when climbing over a gate to deliver a package. She goes 'be back in 15 minutes or I'll call Ahmed (the manager)'. i hop in the van driving 70miles and skipping red lights to get home asap
Am home and change + shower super quickly
Return all fresh and clean no one noticed a thing