50 year old Filipina on FB with 5 kids wants to marry me

[Bedford Stye]

I'm on a Facebook group for singles. She sent me a couple messages.

I responded with "you could never leave your children".

She said "they're grown so if you want to marry me , I can move to USA".

Wow. I'm a potential fakecel now.

 

[trying to ascend]

Bragging if true

 

[crestfallencel]

volcel

 

[HighTGymcel]

The state of this site .

 

[Bedford Stye]

Bragging if true

Well, obviously this woman would marry a three foot aids ridden pajeets janitor to get to this country.

But it does bring up interesting questions about what exactly makes you a volcel.

Everybody on here, far as I know, would never marry a single mom.

 

[Emba]

They make penis extenders for shituations like these! You'll need it to fuck that loose hole....

Just be a citizenship greencard bro!
...
My buddy had a internet girlfriend from there for a year... The covid saved him from her! She was obese! Several adult "children."

 

[Dregster]

I'm on a Facebook group for singles. She sent me a couple messages.

I responded with "you could never leave your children".

She said "they're grown so if you want to marry me , I can move to USA".

Wow. I'm a potential fakecel now.

Nah you aint fakecel for this shit. Literally any imbecile on here with some sort of financial advantage could get a similar arrangement with some money hungry gook

 

[Fat Link]

I'm on a Facebook group for singles. She sent me a couple messages.

I responded with "you could never leave your children".

She said "they're grown so if you want to marry me , I can move to USA".

Wow. I'm a potential fakecel now.

View: https://youtu.be/eelK-jQKH8s

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I'm on a Facebook group for singles. She sent me a couple messages.

I responded with "you could never leave your children".

She said "they're grown so if you want to marry me , I can move to USA".

Wow. I'm a potential fakecel now.

that's something

 

[CoomerCommander]

Lmao wtf

 

[Bedford Stye]

They make penis extenders for shituations like these! You'll need it to fuck that loose hole....

Just be a citizenship greencard bro!
...
My buddy had a internet girlfriend from there for a year... The covid saved him from her! She was obese! Several adult "children."

Legit. This one has five kids, only one not married.

My best guess is all five of them want to come here with her, on my dime.

If only she knew, I am a broke ass, ugly American.

Shed get here and immediately want to return to her own shit hole. But not before I asked her for money

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Just become a laughing stock on 90 day fiance theory

 

[Bedford Stye]

Just become a laughing stock on 90 day fiance theory

Lol

 

[mentalcel]

They make penis extenders for shituations like these! You'll need it to fuck that loose hole....

Just be a citizenship greencard bro!
...
My buddy had a internet girlfriend from there for a year... The covid saved him from her! She was obese! Several adult "children."

Don't forget to take your shoes off before shoving your foot in her theory

 

[Deleted member 39504]

nigga shes using u my uncle goes to phillipines and they use him for his money phillipina women are the scum of the earth and greedy will do anything for money

 

[SoloAlex]

I'm on a Facebook group for singles.

Now that’s sad but still mogs me

@SoloAlex

!

 

[Eschewcel]

Which facebook group is that?
Maybe I'm a fakcel too, I hope a 29 thai single mother spots me there

 

[Bedford Stye]

Which facebook group is that?
Maybe I'm a fakcel too, I hope a 29 thai single mother spots me there

Go to groups, then search "goldiggrs

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/items/1504020/b63a02e622a9f23fb1887f6272e86bc3ee163ffd.webm

 

[Caesercel]

View: https://youtu.be/eelK-jQKH8s

I didn't need to see that

 

[Emba]

Legit. This one has five kids, only one not married.

My best guess is all five of them want to come here with her, on my dime.

If only she knew, I am a broke ass, ugly American.

Shed get here and immediately want to return to her own shit hole. But not before I asked her for money

I like the vehicles they have! Weird motorcycle trucks!!!!

Don't forget to take your shoes off before shoving your foot in her theory

But I want barefoot sex!

 

[Dion]

Imagine unironically wanting to marry a 50 year old Filipino lul

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Imagine unironically wanting to marry a 50 year old Filipino lul

I mean...
You get 5 kids for free!

 

[Dion]

I mean...
You get 5 kids for free!

I mean, if they're all old enough they'll probably all fuck OP at once, especially if he's white. filipinos would kill for white cock

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I mean, if they're all old enough they'll probably all fuck OP at once, especially if he's white. filipinos would kill for white cock

Mogger OP is thinking ahead

 

[FrothySolutions]

I'm on a Facebook group for singles. She sent me a couple messages.

I responded with "you could never leave your children".

She said "they're grown so if you want to marry me , I can move to USA".

Wow. I'm a potential fakecel now.

If she's not fucking with you, and you reject her, you're a volcel.