More than 270 complaints were made to 311 regarding loud sex noises
New York City has been experiencing a 'sex mayhem' since last year as more than 270 complaints in relation to 'loud ruthless sex' have been filed to the city's non-emergency hotline - 311.
Loud sex is ruining New Yorkers lives after the city's non-emergency hotline received 270 complaints over the past year - including reports of 'backyard orgies', 'loud ruthless sex,' and one person moaning that her significant other is a 'sexual-tyrannosaurus.'
'Listen I am a Christian woman, help this girl stop having loud sex before God does,' one woman in distress living in the Bronx told 311 in a 6 a.m. complaint this January.
In Cross Bay Boulevard, in Queens, 56 complaints were filed regarding 'hippies' allegedly dressing up as Freddy Krueger, Pennywise and the Easter Bunny while partying to the theme song of Velveteen Dream, a pro wrestler, being loudly played in the background.
'Orgy going on in the backyard, boobs and penis' being flashed on the street,' a Queens resident complained at 1 a.m. in June of last year.
'O to the R to the G to the Y. Put it all together and you get a orgy party,' another complaint read. 'Come on down they are letting the booties hit the floor and watching broke back mountain. They are screaming cowabunga and orgy! I guess they got horny during hibernation. Stop these sex feens!'
One Bronx residents complained that his neighbors were having 'loud and ruthless sex' in the middle of the afternoon, while a Manhattan resident said there was a 'sex T party' going on in the apartment next to him. A 'T party' is gay slang for crystal meth 'T' or 'Tina.'
'There is an obese gay man splashing his Latino lovers cheeks with his man syrup,' a wordsmith from Brooklyn told the city's hotline in August well after midnight.
The data, first collected by Patch through a Freedom of Information Act request before being shared with the Dailymail.com, comes from a majority of New Yorkers who claim that some residents are taking the 'city that never sleep' slogan too seriously.
One resident in Brooklyn told the 311 hotline that they couldn't access their apartment due to the frequency of an orgy happening in the building's staircase
One Brooklyn resident was sleep deprived to the point where he lost his job because he overslept too often due to neighbors having sex well into most nights, according to a 311 complaint.
Another Brooklynite wrote that it was inevitable to come across eight or night people having an orgy in his apartment complex's staircase while trying to access his unit.'I've slept through earthquakes and fires in my life but I couldn't sleep through this,' a shocked resident wrote.
A person living in Queens told 311 that a neighbor was 'shouting loudly that he is a sexual-tyrannosaurus.'
'Please make him stop,' the complained cried.
While all complaints are being investigated, records show almost no actions were taken against those doing their funny business.
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