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News 2 MONTH REPORT - Height Increasing Binaural Beats - Cope or Legit?

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So i started binaural beats 2 months ago, the vast majority doubted it would work...

https://incels.is/threads/anyone-tried-binaural-beats-height-increasing-soundwaves.45665/

But after 2 months of using this i can now safely say, it most likely does work.

For context I am 17 years old and turn 18 in august so my growth plates are most likely closed. I haven't grown at all since last year.

Exactly 2 months ago around the same time i discovered these beats, I had my height measured with a stadiometer at the doctors office. I had been awake for 1-2 hours and my height was exactly 176cm. In the early morning your height is at its peak so during the day it is most likely lower. I also scaled my height to the bathroom wall using a toothpaste can(as it can be held completely straight at an 180 degree angle) which has a cap of equal circumference to the bottom of the tube. Conveniently enough there was a mirror to the right to check how straight the position of the toothpaste can was. I also used the mirror to check the position of my head and it was always kept in normal position whilst scaling, like with the stadiometer. The bathroom wall has a seam about a quarter of an inch in vertical length and marks around 5'9 and 1/2 on the wall when i measured the length from the ground to it multiple times with little to no discrepancies each time and my head was always below it by around 1cm during the day.

With an open-mind and plenty of time to spare i decided to start binaural beats for height. I also used a booster from the same channel to amplify my results.

The Ritual:





I put the booster in the playlist first then looped the height soundwaves. I usually listened to 30 minutes of this playlist in the morning and evening then listened to the playlist as i was sleeping. I used wireless headphones since the wired earphones tend to come out during sleep.

RESULTS:

I scale my height against the seam with the toothpaste can and in the morning i am well above it. Using a ruler to measure the discrepancy between the seam and my height in the morning I measure about 177-177.5cm. During the day, I am about level with the seam. One of my relatives also commented that I had gotten taller suddenly. With this knowledge I have concluded that I am 1-1.5 cm taller than i was before listening to these beats.

However, I haven't measured this with a stadiometer yet and a lot of naysayers will still yell "cope" so I will update in the beginning of august(the next time I go in for a doctors appointment) to report the official measurings. There is also the possibility that my growth plates haven't closed and that i was in a growth drought and now i'm suddenly growing rapidly for some reason(extremely unlikely) but i highly doubt it. I do not believe my measurements were inaccurate. Even assuming I measured the height leading up to the seam wrong, my height before was always below the seam but now it is above or level with the seam. The toothpaste can i used to scale height was held completely straight as well. My posture has always been the same measuring height with my head in a normal position and me standing straight, arms to the side.
 
This is an advanced level of cope that I have not experienced before
 
Binural beats take advantage of the desperate and gullible. Sorry man. You're using the same method Chris chan did to grow a pussy, and we all know how that turned out.
 
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Yes Ive been listening to skin whitening ones and my skin has become lighter
Its legit
 
Military nuclear weapons grade cope
 
Legendary cope bud. Just accept that you're a manlet and that you're fucked.

Get an x-ray on your plates if you don't know for sure.
 

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Might still be just natural growth but keep going maybe you will make it to 180cm.
 
If its cope why does it work? LOL.
Might still be just natural growth but keep going maybe you will make it to 180cm.

I stopped growing since last year and already had my growth spurts. you dont grow a cm suddenly in 2 months even if your plates are still open.
 
Holy fuck this is extra-chromosome level IQ
 
high effort shitpost, I'm proud of you boyo
 
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If its cope why does it work? LOL.
I'm sorry but I have to be brutally honest. If you're not trolling, then we have just found out the main reason why you are incel.

It's not because you're short. It's not because you're ugly. I'm not saying you aren't, I'm just saying that those are not the main reason.

The reason is because you're dumber than a fucking pile of bricks.
 
I really hope you are not serious about this Hunter...
 
@Weed can you post that video you linked a while ago?
 
I'm sorry but I have to be brutally honest. If you're not trolling, then we have just found out the main reason why you are incel.

It's not because you're short. It's not because you're ugly. I'm not saying you aren't, I'm just saying that those are not the main reason.

The reason is because you're dumber than a fucking pile of bricks.

it works so you're the numbskull actually.

what argument do you have to refute it working? oh wait? NONE. stop sidestepping and answer me.

I really hope you are not serious about this Hunter...

its working and i have already seen results.
 
it works so you're the numbskull actually.

what argument do you have to refute it working? oh wait? NONE. stop sidestepping and answer me.

You genuinely think listening to shitty music while you sleep is going to make you taller?

This has to be a shitpost. Otherwise we are entering a new era of low IQ posting.
 
You genuinely think listening to shitty music while you sleep is going to make you taller?

This has to be a shitpost. Otherwise we are entering a new era of low IQ posting.

IF I SEE RESULTS, THEN HOW THE FUCK IS IT COPE? ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING CLOWNS?
 
IF I SEE RESULTS, THEN HOW THE FUCK IS IT COPE? ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING CLOWNS?

Oh my god are you actually getting upset :lul:

This might be my favorite thread on this site, maybe second to catfish asking if he could sue because of hatespeech.
 
Oh my god are you actually getting upset :lul:

This might be my favorite thread on this site, maybe second to catfish asking if he could sue because of hatespeech.

tl;dr you have no argument

explain the height increase then. how else would i gain 1.5cm in a span of two months after puberty?
 
Its amazing how every nigga says he went from pitch black skin with black eyes to a blonde blue eyed aryan due to binaurals. Post pics or gtfo
 
Its amazing how every nigga says he went from pitch black skin with black eyes to a blonde blue eyed aryan due to binaurals. Post pics or gtfo

i dont have any pics of me scaled against the wall prior to using this ritual.
 
This shit actually works guys. I had my sex doll listen to binaural beats and she turned into a living Stacy.
 
This shit actually works guys. I had my sex doll listen to binaural beats and she turned into a living Stacy.
:feelsgah::feelsgah: :feelsgah: thank you sir you made my night with this reply
 
I don't believe in binaural beats. Been a user myself of I-Doser and other free apps for months. They do nothing but get myself sleeping due to the boredom associated with them.
 
God tier thread
 
this dude again holy shit.
 
outstanding, infallible scientific methodology, you should consider getting this work published in a major scientific journal.
 
it works so you're the numbskull actually.

what argument do you have to refute it working? oh wait? NONE. stop sidestepping and answer me.
IF I SEE RESULTS, THEN HOW THE FUCK IS IT COPE? ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING CLOWNS?
tl;dr you have no argument

I am giving you one chance to claim this as a troll/bait shitpost. I promise you will not get warned for it, because it is a relatively harmless and hilarious one if so. You can do so via PM if you wish.

If you are being serious about all of this, I will invest the 30 minutes it will take to fully refute your position, or at the very least demonstrate that your position is too weak to be considered evidence. However, if I do this and then I ever, EVER find out that this was a bait shitpost, you will be permanently banned on the spot.

Pick wisely.
 
It´s more probable that someting went wrong when measuring yourself. How would the creators of the sound know the exact parameters to make you grow? When I was mewing hard daily and chewing lots of gum I thought that my face was improving a lot, but that was all in my mind. When you are desperate you can believe stupid things. You will realize it was a stupid thing to believe in when your mind is clear
 
This is a high tier / low quality cope.
 
If you are being serious about all of this, I will invest the 30 minutes it will take to fully refute your position, or at the very least demonstrate that your position is too weak to be considered evidence.

Kek can you do it anyway? I actually want to see this. He's thoroughly convinced it's true, I've asked him about it before.
 
I am giving you one chance to claim this as a troll/bait shitpost. I promise you will not get warned for it, because it is a relatively harmless and hilarious one if so. You can do so via PM if you wish.

If you are being serious about all of this, I will invest the 30 minutes it will take to fully refute your position, or at the very least demonstrate that your position is too weak to be considered evidence. However, if I do this and then I ever, EVER find out that this was a bait shitpost, you will be permanently banned on the spot.

Pick wisely.
Reminds me with code Geass tbh
@Ryo_Hazuki
 
Banter at thinking your growth plates have closed at 17

This is the memiest post since Catfishman's "Can i sue incels.is" thread
 
Banter at thinking your growth plates have closed at 17

This is the memiest post since Catfishman's "Can i sue incels.is" thread
This site is getting more and more entertaining every passing day tbh.
 
This site is getting more and more entertaining every passing day tbh.
I welcome more posts like this, it's great cope and i take solace in knowing i'm likely at least average IQ.
 
Just listen to music to upgrade your genetic quality theory.
 
Don't have to even read it.

Cope.
 
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Your body stops growing in length once you reach 20-23. JFL AT THIS COPE
 

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