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Try 21 years. It's over for blackcels.
Absolutely brutal
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brutal I am 22 in 4 months brutally over bro
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only 2 more years to go
damn dude I'm physically older than u brutal agepill for me
also happy birthday bro
also happy birthday bro
Happy birthday man.
i'm 26 in 22 days
“Happy” birthday.
26 right now. still over. maybe i can find some white women to fuck me to support BLM
you are 19?
is ur sister still with that chad
Age mogs me by 3 years
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Yes boyo.
yes, and since it's summer vacation he's here almost everyday
Happy birthday Colvin, we are the few zoomercels on this forum.
what will u do now? will u defend ur house
he can't enter my room
Happy birthday
what would u do if he tried to enter
same its over
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almost a wizard
beat him with a chair (in GTA V)
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thanks brocels. still over though
what can you bench press
Thoughts on Stryde nail?thanks brocels. still over though
don't know, haven't exercised in forever, I'm weak as shit now
over for me
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Is that leg lengthening?
Yep but a more advanced method
Happy birthday, brothER.
I was blue pulled at 19... hope this day gives ya a brief moment of happiness @Colvin76
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I’m 23.Thanks
Brutal. How old are you now?
Happy birthday.
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your birthday is 9-1-1
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your birthday is 9-1-1
Holy fuck at you larping faggot
You need to be crucified for lying like this
Is this just so you would appear more credible?
Here is you claiming 17 on 27, 2019
incels.co/threads/sometimes-i-want-to-cry-when-i-look-at-myself-in-the-mirror.146968/#post-3081178
Claiming 17 in October 2019
incels.co/threads/manlets-when-did-you-stop-growing.149074/#post-3124082
Here is you saying youre turning 18 at the beginning of this year
incels.co/threads/are-you-under-21-check-this-article.198786/#post-4405841
Now the exact date doesnt matter cause you want to avoid getting doxxed, I keep when my birthday is vague too, but this is just straight up lying right now for some reason JFL
Another fakecel?
You need to be crucified for lying like this
Is this just so you would appear more credible?
Here is you claiming 17 on 27, 2019
incels.co/threads/sometimes-i-want-to-cry-when-i-look-at-myself-in-the-mirror.146968/#post-3081178
Claiming 17 in October 2019
incels.co/threads/manlets-when-did-you-stop-growing.149074/#post-3124082
Here is you saying youre turning 18 at the beginning of this year
incels.co/threads/are-you-under-21-check-this-article.198786/#post-4405841
Now the exact date doesnt matter cause you want to avoid getting doxxed, I keep when my birthday is vague too, but this is just straight up lying right now for some reason JFL
Another fakecel?
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10 days before 9/11 you were born
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10 days before 9/11 you were born
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Happy birthday
Does that sound believable to you at all? That is a female tier excuse, only a female would think something like that would actually work, its as believable as when guys say "oh these are my friends pants" when a cop finds drugs on them
Your ID has your birthday on it
Your middle school or high school probably used some online system for grading which has your profile and birthday listed on it
When applying to college you had to provide your birthday
There is no way that you had no idea what your real birthday is, J-F-L
30/20 warnings JFL, what did you do?
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JFL if you think I take you seriously. I give zero shits about what you have to say about this. Nothing you say will change the truth. Keep coping and wasting your time digging up ancient posts.
Dude your parents lied about your birthday? What? Is that a blackcel trait or sum?
Tbh
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Their excuse was that they didn't want me to know I started kindergarten a year late cause it would "ruin my confidence" or some shit. So they told me they made up a believable birthday and wouldn't tell me my actual birthday til I got to college. shit is pissing me off ngl.
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Ill be honest bro. My parents made me repeat the 2nd grade when it was completely optional for me NOT to repeat and move on to the 3rd grade, and they tried to hide it from me for a while. But I eventually found out when ALL of my former classmates of the same grade were a grade above me. And of course, that did subject me to mockery because they thought I was dumb. Fun times.
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Damn WTF. this is way worse than my parents lie. brutal
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