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@Samuel Little isn't who you think he is. He is actually an ancient evil being created in a lab 1000's years ago, stronger that the average man. There has been historical evidence supporting these claims since the dawn of time. The archeologist @WØLF recently photographed some images of the deity known as Samuel J. Little here they are now:
But Samuels Littlez wasn't always evil. You see, he was once a human being. Until the bite of 87 B.C.
Many have tried to exorcise the demon out of samuels littles. Only the holiest of priests can do it. They sent the choir boy @Samurai to put an end to his shenanigans once and for all, but @Samurai failed halfway thru the exorcism and he was struck with 0 IQ. Now he is doomed to post water threads until the end of time.
Samuel littles was growing too powerfull, so they sent True Diglets to end him once and for all. They met in a dark alley and began the rap battle. True diglets was spitting bars and when he was getting the upper hand, Samuel little licked his lips to produce the biggest roast of all. Legends says that it cannot be said because it was to powerful. Here is the aftermath of @THE TRUE GRAPESON body:
More Samuel Little lore coming soon...
But Samuels Littlez wasn't always evil. You see, he was once a human being. Until the bite of 87 B.C.
Many have tried to exorcise the demon out of samuels littles. Only the holiest of priests can do it. They sent the choir boy @Samurai to put an end to his shenanigans once and for all, but @Samurai failed halfway thru the exorcism and he was struck with 0 IQ. Now he is doomed to post water threads until the end of time.
Samuel littles was growing too powerfull, so they sent True Diglets to end him once and for all. They met in a dark alley and began the rap battle. True diglets was spitting bars and when he was getting the upper hand, Samuel little licked his lips to produce the biggest roast of all. Legends says that it cannot be said because it was to powerful. Here is the aftermath of @THE TRUE GRAPESON body:
More Samuel Little lore coming soon...