TeeHee 12 common foid phrases and their translations

[micropenis29]

These are just the first ones that came to my mind. Feel free to add more to the list:

1. "He's so good in bed." = "He has a big dick."

2. "I love his personality." = "I love his jawline."

3. "He's so strong and muscular." = "He has a V-shaped frame."

4. "He's so sweet." = "I'd obviously never fuck him since he isn't Chad, but at least he knows that, accepts his place in the hierarchy and worships me to my liking."

5. "I've been so busy lately." = "Chad has been fucking my brains out more often lately."

6. "My life sucks." = "Chad won't commit to me even though I'm at least a 4/10."

7. "I don't date guys that are lazy." = "I don't date guys that aren't millionaires, unless they're Chad."

8. "I love to read." = "I love to read Chad bios on Tinder."

9. "I don't date short guys." = "I only date short Chads."

10. "He's creepy." = "He's ugly."

11. "He's annoying." = He's ugly."

12. "He's mean." = "He's ugly."

 

[azakhan]

“We weren’t sexually compatible” = “His dick is too small”
“I like nerdy guys” = “I like chads with glasses”

 

[Stalin]

"I love my dog" = "I fked my dog"

 

[zekr]

“I just love his confidence” = “I like him cuz tall"

 

[Personalityinkwell]

"Not all girls are like that"="all girls are like that, just shut the fuck up or I'll destroy you socially"

 

[Deleted member 16390]

"am a strong independent woman"= " am single mum raising chad/tyrone bastard child/children."

 

[Deleted member 21908]

"I wasn't feeling a spark" = not chad

 

[Blackpincel]

I had this saved (women describing themselves):

 

[Yerberito]

"Not all girls are like that"="all girls are like that, just shut the fuck up or I'll destroy you socially"