micropenis29
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These are just the first ones that came to my mind. Feel free to add more to the list:
1. "He's so good in bed." = "He has a big dick."
2. "I love his personality." = "I love his jawline."
3. "He's so strong and muscular." = "He has a V-shaped frame."
4. "He's so sweet." = "I'd obviously never fuck him since he isn't Chad, but at least he knows that, accepts his place in the hierarchy and worships me to my liking."
5. "I've been so busy lately." = "Chad has been fucking my brains out more often lately."
6. "My life sucks." = "Chad won't commit to me even though I'm at least a 4/10."
7. "I don't date guys that are lazy." = "I don't date guys that aren't millionaires, unless they're Chad."
8. "I love to read." = "I love to read Chad bios on Tinder."
9. "I don't date short guys." = "I only date short Chads."
10. "He's creepy." = "He's ugly."
11. "He's annoying." = He's ugly."
12. "He's mean." = "He's ugly."
1. "He's so good in bed." = "He has a big dick."
2. "I love his personality." = "I love his jawline."
3. "He's so strong and muscular." = "He has a V-shaped frame."
4. "He's so sweet." = "I'd obviously never fuck him since he isn't Chad, but at least he knows that, accepts his place in the hierarchy and worships me to my liking."
5. "I've been so busy lately." = "Chad has been fucking my brains out more often lately."
6. "My life sucks." = "Chad won't commit to me even though I'm at least a 4/10."
7. "I don't date guys that are lazy." = "I don't date guys that aren't millionaires, unless they're Chad."
8. "I love to read." = "I love to read Chad bios on Tinder."
9. "I don't date short guys." = "I only date short Chads."
10. "He's creepy." = "He's ugly."
11. "He's annoying." = He's ugly."
12. "He's mean." = "He's ugly."