100 reasons to not commit suicide

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

1. We would miss you.
2. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.
3. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.
4. There's so much you would miss out on doing.
5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.
6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.
7. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.
8. You are amazing.
9. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.
10. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead.
11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive.
12. You won't be able to listen to music if you die.
13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.
14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.
15. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.
16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?
17. You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.
18. Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again...
19. You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day
20. Listening to incredibly loud music
21. Being alive is just really good.
22. Not being alive is really bad.
23. Finding your soulmate.
24. Red pandas
25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
26. Really soft pillows.
27. Eating pizza in New York City.
28. Proving people wrong with your success.
29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
31. Being able to help other people.
32. Bonfires.
33. Sitting on rooftops.
34. Seeing every single country in the world.
35. Going on road trips.
36. You might win the lottery someday.
37. Listening to music on a record player.
38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
39. Taking really cool pictures.
40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.
41. Hearing crazy stories.
42. Telling crazy stories.
43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.
44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.
45. Traveling to another planet someday.
46. Having an underwater house.
47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.
48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
49. Trampolines.
50. Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again.
51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,
52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.
53. People do care.
54. Treehouses
55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse
56. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees
57. I don't even know you and I love you.
58. I don't even know you and I care about you.
59. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
60. You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor.
61. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE
62. Starbucks.
63. Hugs.
64. Stargazing.
65. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is.
66. You've changed somebody's life.
67. You could change the world.
68. You will meet the person that's perfect for you.
69. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
70. If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things.
71. Making snow angels.
72. Making snowmen.
73. Snowball fights.
74. Life is what you make of it.
75. Everybody has talent.
76. Laughing until you cry.
77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.
78. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist.
79. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down
80. Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.
81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.
82. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
83. One day your smile will be real.
84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
85. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds.
86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.
87. Eating crazy food.
88. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one.
89. Sleeping in all day.
90. Creating something you're proud of.
91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide.
92. Being able to meet your Internet friends.
93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate
94. The new season of Sherlock
95. Cuddling under the stars.
96. Being stupid in public because you just can.
97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
98. Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years
99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.

 

[absurd]

so true!

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Kill me now

 

[Puppeter]

It doesnt get better

 

[Cletus Longthing]

 

[TuxedoMask]

 

[Garbage Life]

god i fucking hate normies that unironically say this

 

[solohunter99]

Pure post, wonder what the redditor who made this looks like

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

The only thread in 5 hours is a repost it's OVER for the forum.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

64. Sungazing

 

[TuxedoMask]

The only thread in 5 hours is a repost it's OVER for the forum.

My life is a repost

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[nohope.]

i wanna play gta 6 and watch rick and morty

 

[Mortis]

It does get better.

 

[Wagnercel]

I will deconstruct this thread point by point:
1, Cope; 2, Cope; 3, Cope; 4, Cope; 5. Cope; 6. Cope; 7, Cope; 8, Cope; 9, Cope; 10, Cope; 11, Cope; 12, Cope; 13, Cope; 14, Cope; 15, Cope; 16, Cope; 17, Cope; 18, Cope; 19, Cope; 20, Cope; 21, Cope; 22, Cope; 23, Cope; 24, Cope; 25, Cope; 26, Cope; 27, Cope; 28, Cope; 29, Cope; 30, Cope; 31, Cope; 32, Cope; 33, Cope; 34, Cope; 35, Cope; 36, Cope; 37, Cope; 38, Cope; 39, Cope; 40, Cope; 41, Cope; 42, Cope; 43, Cope; 44, Cope; 45, Cope; 46, Cope; 47, Cope; 48, Cope; 49, Cope; 50, Cope; 51, Cope; 52, Cope; 53, Cope; 54, Cope; 55, Cope; 56, Cope; 57, Cope; 58, Cope; 59, Cope; 60, Cope; 61, Cope; 62, Cope; 63, Cope; 64, Cope; 65, Cope; 66, Cope; 67, Cope; 68, Cope; 69, Cope; 70, Cope; 71, Cope; 72, Cope; 73, Cope; 74, Cope; 75, Cope; 76, Cope; 77, Cope; 78, Cope; 79, Cope; 80, Cope; 81, Cope; 82, Cope; 83, Cope; 84, Cope; 85, Cope; 86, Cope; 87, Cope; 88, Cope; 89, Cope; 90, Cope; 91, Cope; 92, Cope; 93, Cope; 94, Cope; 95, Cope; 96, Cope; 97, Cope; 98, Cope; 99, Cope; 100.

 

[ilieknothing]

Cuddling under the stars.

I thought us inkies are not entitled to cuddling?

 

[based_meme]

I will deconstruct this thread point by point:
1, Cope; 2, Cope; 3, Cope; 4, Cope; 5. Cope; 6. Cope; 7, Cope; 8, Cope; 9, Cope; 10, Cope; 11, Cope; 12, Cope; 13, Cope; 14, Cope; 15, Cope; 16, Cope; 17, Cope; 18, Cope; 19, Cope; 20, Cope; 21, Cope; 22, Cope; 23, Cope; 24, Cope; 25, Cope; 26, Cope; 27, Cope; 28, Cope; 29, Cope; 30, Cope; 31, Cope; 32, Cope; 33, Cope; 34, Cope; 35, Cope; 36, Cope; 37, Cope; 38, Cope; 39, Cope; 40, Cope; 41, Cope; 42, Cope; 43, Cope; 44, Cope; 45, Cope; 46, Cope; 47, Cope; 48, Cope; 49, Cope; 50, Cope; 51, Cope; 52, Cope; 53, Cope; 54, Cope; 55, Cope; 56, Cope; 57, Cope; 58, Cope; 59, Cope; 60, Cope; 61, Cope; 62, Cope; 63, Cope; 64, Cope; 65, Cope; 66, Cope; 67, Cope; 68, Cope; 69, Cope; 70, Cope; 71, Cope; 72, Cope; 73, Cope; 74, Cope; 75, Cope; 76, Cope; 77, Cope; 78, Cope; 79, Cope; 80, Cope; 81, Cope; 82, Cope; 83, Cope; 84, Cope; 85, Cope; 86, Cope; 87, Cope; 88, Cope; 89, Cope; 90, Cope; 91, Cope; 92, Cope; 93, Cope; 94, Cope; 95, Cope; 96, Cope; 97, Cope; 98, Cope; 99, Cope; 100.

High IQ analysis.

 

[proudweeb]

90% of these don't apply to me

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I thought us inkies are not entitled to cuddling?

cuddle with your dog

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

101. drinking soylent while browsing reddit

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

god i fucking hate normies that unironically say this

One more crusade: Against the Gookesses!

 

[maggoteatergift]

also if you believe in Christianity, you'll immediately go to hell Imagine escaping the hell you were in just to go to another one

 

[IronsideCel]

1. We would miss you.

Literally no inkwell would give me a 2nd thought if I committed forever sleep.





it's over

 

[Saigon Depression]

We would miss you.

Nobody would.

It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.

Nobody would feel regret.

It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.

Suffer more, just suffer. It will get better, I cannot tell you when and I cannot guarantee anything, but it will, trust me

There's so much you would miss out on doing.

Like?

There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.

Self-repeating shit, not even worth answering.

You are amazing.

I'm digusting.

A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.

But first you need to suffer more.

What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead.

There are no such things anymore, I have no plans. Fantasies maybe, definitely not plans.

I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive.

Jesus Christ.

You won't be able to listen to music if you die.

I don't care.

Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.

Self-repeating shit.

You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.

How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?

They would feel or pretend to feel sad and then move on after a few weeks.

You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.

To someone. Always to someone, but never to the actual person speaking to you.

Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again...

Well, Chester killed himself too, for his own probably legit reasons.

You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day Listening to incredibly loud music

Who cares about these?

Being alive is just really good. Not being alive is really bad.

Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.

Finding your soulmate.

Red pandas

Superficial cuteness to prevent suicides? Really?

Going to diners at three in the morning.
Really soft pillows.
Eating pizza in New York City.

Alone.

Proving people wrong with your success.

I cannot be successful.

Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.

They all lifemog me.

Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.

Wow.

Being able to help other people.

I don't care about other people.

1. Bonfires.
2. Sitting on rooftops.
3. Seeing every single country in the world.
4. Going on road trips.

Alone.

You might win the lottery someday.

I won't.

1. Listening to music on a record player.
2. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
3. Taking really cool pictures.

Alone.

Literally meeting thousands of new people.

All lifemogging me.

 

[mrlunatic]

1. We would miss you.
2. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.
3. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.
4. There's so much you would miss out on doing.
5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.
6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.
7. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.
8. You are amazing.
9. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.
10. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead.
11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive.
12. You won't be able to listen to music if you die.
13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.
14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.
15. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.
16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?
17. You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.
18. Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again...
19. You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day
20. Listening to incredibly loud music
21. Being alive is just really good.
22. Not being alive is really bad.
23. Finding your soulmate.
24. Red pandas
25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
26. Really soft pillows.
27. Eating pizza in New York City.
28. Proving people wrong with your success.
29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
31. Being able to help other people.
32. Bonfires.
33. Sitting on rooftops.
34. Seeing every single country in the world.
35. Going on road trips.
36. You might win the lottery someday.
37. Listening to music on a record player.
38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
39. Taking really cool pictures.
40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.
41. Hearing crazy stories.
42. Telling crazy stories.
43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.
44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.
45. Traveling to another planet someday.
46. Having an underwater house.
47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.
48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
49. Trampolines.
50. Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again.
51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,
52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.
53. People do care.
54. Treehouses
55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse
56. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees
57. I don't even know you and I love you.
58. I don't even know you and I care about you.
59. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
60. You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor.
61. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE
62. Starbucks.
63. Hugs.
64. Stargazing.
65. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is.
66. You've changed somebody's life.
67. You could change the world.
68. You will meet the person that's perfect for you.
69. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
70. If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things.
71. Making snow angels.
72. Making snowmen.
73. Snowball fights.
74. Life is what you make of it.
75. Everybody has talent.
76. Laughing until you cry.
77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.
78. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist.
79. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down
80. Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.
81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.
82. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
83. One day your smile will be real.
84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
85. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds.
86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.
87. Eating crazy food.
88. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one.
89. Sleeping in all day.
90. Creating something you're proud of.
91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide.
92. Being able to meet your Internet friends.
93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate
94. The new season of Sherlock
95. Cuddling under the stars.
96. Being stupid in public because you just can.
97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
98. Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years
99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.

Damn it, I've read so many pessimistic posts here that i can't figure whether this is a sarcastic one

 

[Saigon Depression]

Hearing crazy stories. Telling crazy stories.

I don't care about them, neither do people care about me or my stories.

Eating ice cream on a hot day.

Alone.

More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.

Grew out of it.

Traveling to another planet someday.
Having an underwater house.

Alone.

Randomly running into your hERo on the street.

He's dead.

Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
Trampolines.

Alone.

Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again.

I can live without it.

Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,

No friends.

Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.

My life or death makes no significance either way, I'm irrelevant.

People do care.

They don't.

Treehouses

Alone

Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse

My what?

Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees

I've had enough embarrassing moments in my life, thanks.

1. I don't even know you and I love you.
2. I don't even know you and I care about you.
3. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
4. You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor.

WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE

Food doesn't provide not nearly enough pleasure in life.

Starbucks.

I don't care about it, one of the most consumerist normie shits ever.

 

[Shrek]

Thanks bro i will trow to rope off the window now.

 

[zangano1]

Not reading that crap. I'll rope one day

 

[Praise the Sun]

Laughing until you cry.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGHwwY08xiU&t=19s&ab_channel=videodudeX

 

[Shrewdslayer]

The only reason not to kill uouraelf is to cope more till death comes naturally

 

[Saigon Depression]

Hugs. Stargazing.

Never had them.

1. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is.
2. You've changed somebody's life.
3. You could change the world.

These are way too ridiculous even for the average bluepill consumer.

You will meet the person that's perfect for you.

Always in the distant future, always the uncertainty, somebody (not me tehehehe) will be very happy with you, somebody will love you (not me, you dirty inkwell)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things.

I cannot achieve great things either way.

1. Making snow angels.
2. Making snowmen.
3. Snowball fights.

Can you imagine an ugly incel doing these things? What do people think of him when they see it?

Life is what you make of it.

Life is looks, money and status.

Everybody has talent.

I don't.

Laughing until you cry.
Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.

Pathetic.

The world would not be the same if you didn't exist.

It would be no different.

1. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down

What?

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

My hero didn't.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.

It doesn't make any sense, does it? Being your own hero is like sucking your own cock.

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

It means that you have the looks, money, the status, or the combination of these that will ensure you a life full of sex, success and validation.

One day your smile will be real.

I have unfixable crooked teeth.

1. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
2. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds.

Alone

1. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.

No friends.

1. Eating crazy food.

And spending hours sitting on the toilet shitting your brains out.

Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one.

And then making love to her and then just cuddling all night naked, caressing and kissing each other, right? Well, no, never for me.

Sleeping in all day.

Alone.

Creating something you're proud of.

I have nothing to be proud of.

You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide.

Staying alive for 7 more years sounds terrifying enough, let alone for 70.

Being able to meet your Internet friends.

Anyone wants to meet?

Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate

I only drink water.

The new season of Sherlock

I don't care.

Cuddling under the stars.

With whom?

Being stupid in public because you just can.

I always look and act stupid in public and I'm never forgiven for it.

If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?

I could think of a few, none of them applying to me though.

Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years

No such person exists.

1. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
2. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.

 

[POINT AND LAUGH]

who?

 

[Ahnfeltia]

But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.

Yeah, it could -- hear me out -- get even fucking worse.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

My hero didn't.

also based for refuting all 100 of them (I didn't count)

 

[Retardinator]

 

[Quarantined]

Pure post, wonder what the redditor who made this looks like

 

[autisticmanchild]

Wont be able to day dream about fat link

 

[Doomer Guy]

I will deconstruct this thread point by point:
1, Cope; 2, Cope; 3, Cope; 4, Cope; 5. Cope; 6. Cope; 7, Cope; 8, Cope; 9, Cope; 10, Cope; 11, Cope; 12, Cope; 13, Cope; 14, Cope; 15, Cope; 16, Cope; 17, Cope; 18, Cope; 19, Cope; 20, Cope; 21, Cope; 22, Cope; 23, Cope; 24, Cope; 25, Cope; 26, Cope; 27, Cope; 28, Cope; 29, Cope; 30, Cope; 31, Cope; 32, Cope; 33, Cope; 34, Cope; 35, Cope; 36, Cope; 37, Cope; 38, Cope; 39, Cope; 40, Cope; 41, Cope; 42, Cope; 43, Cope; 44, Cope; 45, Cope; 46, Cope; 47, Cope; 48, Cope; 49, Cope; 50, Cope; 51, Cope; 52, Cope; 53, Cope; 54, Cope; 55, Cope; 56, Cope; 57, Cope; 58, Cope; 59, Cope; 60, Cope; 61, Cope; 62, Cope; 63, Cope; 64, Cope; 65, Cope; 66, Cope; 67, Cope; 68, Cope; 69, Cope; 70, Cope; 71, Cope; 72, Cope; 73, Cope; 74, Cope; 75, Cope; 76, Cope; 77, Cope; 78, Cope; 79, Cope; 80, Cope; 81, Cope; 82, Cope; 83, Cope; 84, Cope; 85, Cope; 86, Cope; 87, Cope; 88, Cope; 89, Cope; 90, Cope; 91, Cope; 92, Cope; 93, Cope; 94, Cope; 95, Cope; 96, Cope; 97, Cope; 98, Cope; 99, Cope; 100.

Based and high IQ deconstruction.

 

[ElTruecel]

I will deconstruct this thread point by point:
1, Cope; 2, Cope; 3, Cope; 4, Cope; 5. Cope; 6. Cope; 7, Cope; 8, Cope; 9, Cope; 10, Cope; 11, Cope; 12, Cope; 13, Cope; 14, Cope; 15, Cope; 16, Cope; 17, Cope; 18, Cope; 19, Cope; 20, Cope; 21, Cope; 22, Cope; 23, Cope; 24, Cope; 25, Cope; 26, Cope; 27, Cope; 28, Cope; 29, Cope; 30, Cope; 31, Cope; 32, Cope; 33, Cope; 34, Cope; 35, Cope; 36, Cope; 37, Cope; 38, Cope; 39, Cope; 40, Cope; 41, Cope; 42, Cope; 43, Cope; 44, Cope; 45, Cope; 46, Cope; 47, Cope; 48, Cope; 49, Cope; 50, Cope; 51, Cope; 52, Cope; 53, Cope; 54, Cope; 55, Cope; 56, Cope; 57, Cope; 58, Cope; 59, Cope; 60, Cope; 61, Cope; 62, Cope; 63, Cope; 64, Cope; 65, Cope; 66, Cope; 67, Cope; 68, Cope; 69, Cope; 70, Cope; 71, Cope; 72, Cope; 73, Cope; 74, Cope; 75, Cope; 76, Cope; 77, Cope; 78, Cope; 79, Cope; 80, Cope; 81, Cope; 82, Cope; 83, Cope; 84, Cope; 85, Cope; 86, Cope; 87, Cope; 88, Cope; 89, Cope; 90, Cope; 91, Cope; 92, Cope; 93, Cope; 94, Cope; 95, Cope; 96, Cope; 97, Cope; 98, Cope; 99, Cope; 100.

Based

 

[CostaTheCrazyGreek]

How about "don't let the assholes win". That's it. Fuck the 100 reasons.

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Cool. Do 100 reasons to commit suicide now

 

[kaan]

 

[Med Amine]

read every word
the only thing that i have to say now

 

[TheGrayWolf]

read every word
the only thing that i have to say now
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Damn it bro, I had this on full volume and my mom shouted at me

 

[accelERationist]

You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.

I already am lol

 

[POINT AND LAUGH]

1. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?

 

[Antifem Lord]

 

[nystagmuscel]

I know this is just a copypasta, but I’m still going to disprove every single one.

1. We would miss you.

Then follow in my footsteps bitch

1. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.

The regret would be their fault for being either incompetent or downright counterproductive, and I’d regret not doing it when I had the chance

1. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.

It doesn’t matter if it does, because I’d rather be dead and not have to chase the desire than have it in the first place, regardless of whether I get it or not

1. There's so much you would miss out on doing.

I wouldn’t be able to regret this because I’d be dead

1. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.

See above

1. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.

Again, you’ll either get over it or follow in my footsteps

1. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.

That’s exactly why I want out. I value myself enough to realize I don’t need to stick around for worthless faggots

1. You are amazing.

See above

1. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.

See # 3

1. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead.

See above

1. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive.

See #7

1. You won't be able to listen to music if you die.

See above

1. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.

See numbers 3 and 7

1. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.

See #7

1. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.

Good, I don’t want to bring anything else into this shithole

1. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?

See # 7

1. You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.

See #7

1. Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again...

See #3

1. You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day

See #3

1. Listening to incredibly loud music

I hate loud noises

1. Being alive is just really good.

See #3

1. Not being alive is really bad.

See #3

1. Finding your soulmate.

See #7

1. Red pandas

See #7

1. Going to diners at three in the morning.

See #3

1. Really soft pillows.

See #3

1. Eating pizza in New York City.

I don’t like pizza

1. Proving people wrong with your success.

That’s what I’d be doing if I died you retard

1. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.

Instead, I’ll leave them behind to suffer while I don’t have to

1. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.

See above

1. Being able to help other people.

See #7

1. Bonfires.

See # 3

1. Sitting on rooftops.

See #3

1. Seeing every single country in the world.

See #3 ( plus they’re all the same anyway)

1. Going on road trips.

See above

1. You might win the lottery someday.

Unlikely, also see above

1. Listening to music on a record player.

Unlikely, see above

1. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

See above

1. Taking really cool pictures.

See above

1. Literally meeting thousands of new people.

See #7

1. Hearing crazy stories.

See #7

1. Telling crazy stories.

See #7

1. Eating ice cream on a hot day.

See #3

1. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.

They have, and they suck

1. Traveling to another planet someday.

Most are uninhabitable, and if we found one that wasn’t id be sad, because the human disease has spread

1. Having an underwater house.

Don’t want that, also impossible

1. Randomly running into your hero on the street.

All mine are dead

1. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.

Don’t want it

1. Trampolines.

Those make me motion sick

1. Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again.

Don’t have one

1. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,

And annoying a bunch of randoms? Don’t want too, because I’m not an asshole

1. Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.

Don’t want to, see #7

1. People do care.

See #7

1. Treehouses

Don’t want one

1. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse

See #7 and #3

1. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees

I would care, and it’d be embarrassing

1. I don't even know you and I love you.

See #7

1. I don't even know you and I care about you.

See #7

1. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!

Wrong, there are 100s of nobodies just like me

1. You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor.

Good, I hate cats

1. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE

I hate eating, I never have appetite

1. Starbucks.

See above

1. Hugs.

I have touch aversion

1. Stargazing.

Can’t see them because streetlights

1. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is.

Mine is to leave

1. You've changed somebody's life.

See #7

1. You could change the world.

See #7

1. You will meet the person that's perfect for you.

See #7

1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Go an hERo

1. If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things.

See #7 and #3

1. Making snow angels.

It doesn’t snow here

1. Making snowmen.

See above

1. Snowball fights.

See above

1. Life is what you make of it.

So I can die then

1. Everybody has talent.

See # 3

1. Laughing until you cry.

See #3

1. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.

Same the other way around

1. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist.

Good

1. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down

Same the other way

1. Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Got it, I’ll kill myself

1. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.

See above

1. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Great, so no matter what I do something will always suck

1. One day your smile will be real.

The day I die maybe

1. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.

Death is the emotional equivalent

1. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds.

It’s too hot for that

1. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.

I’m a sad drunk

1. Eating crazy food.

No appetite

1. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one.

See #3 and #7

1. Sleeping in all day.

Dying is this on steroids

1. Creating something you're proud of.

Phone is dying, I’ll come back

1. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide.
2. Being able to meet your Internet friends.
3. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate
4. The new season of Sherlock
5. Cuddling under the stars.
6. Being stupid in public because you just can.
7. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
8. Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years
9. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
10. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

I would not get fucked over I rather die thats more meaningful right now

 

[nystagmuscel]

Responding part two: phone at half power edition.
“You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide.” Wrong. I’d look back at seventy and wish I’d done it sooner, because now the clock is almost out until I get dementia or some bullshit

1. “Being able to meet your Internet friends. “ I don’t have any
2. “Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate” tea and hot chocolate are gross, and the only reason I drink coffee is to drag myself through the day.
3. “The new season of Sherlock” I don’t watch that foid shit
4. “Cuddling under the stars.” Never going to happen ( also see #3 and #7)
5. “Being stupid in public because you just can.” Don’t want to do that, because I have a sense of shame and cordiality to others, unlike the average foid
6. “If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?” There is no greater reason to weep actually. What with consciousness being the root of all suffering and all
7. “Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years” the reason I haven’t seen them is because they either died, or no longer wish to speak to me, so they wouldn’t hug me.
8. “People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.” Wrong, you copy pasted this from someone else, and the one who originally came up with them was doing it because they where selfishly motivated to keep a bunch of suffering people around to still suffer, either for religious reasons or just some bullshit ideology.
9. “But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.” See # 7 faggot