This man clearly had a good pERsonality if he was able to attract a female partnER (given the fact that it’s IMPOSSIBLE, I repeat, IMPOSSIBLE, to attract women othERwise), hence I think this was most likely an accident, he just meant to give hER a hug but “just so happened” to hug hER around hER neck (instead of hER waist) and ended up doing so a bit too tightly resulting in hER unintended death.
He should be freed, he dindu nuffin nigga
