Story 1 month no shower

[ManOfVengeance]

I haven't bathed in a very long time now, nor have I washed my jeans. I've been wearing the same jeans for the entire month now.
I avoid showers like the plague so my head has a lot more dandruff now.

I don't have toilet paper so I wipe my ass with paper from my notebook if im feeling fancy or I will just not use any at all.
in this past month ive been outside about three times which is record breaking numbers for me.
I got on the bus and walked past who was near the sliding door and her eyes widened and she started to look the other way whilst I was passing by.
People did not have happy faces when I was on that bus, because I accidentally nut on my own jeans on a daily basis and I haven't washed it at all, so you can visibly see the stains near my pelvic region.
Currently I had went looking for my cup.
I like this cup in particular because it has no BPA in it unlike the other plastic bottles, I look inside and there is unfinished protein powder that I've yet to drink.
To make sure it was still drinkable I decided to put my nose close to the bottle and wow, I think it went through fermentation process or something, It smelt like toes and mold.

I decide to drink it and it taste like a mixture of feet and kombucha, but hey i'm not complaining since I like those tastes.

 

[Wrath]

take a shower

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

 

[Livonica_Irreale]

 

[zd60]

same

 

[ManOfVengeance]

same

This guy get's it, who in the right mind wouldn't want to inconvenience the people of the mundane.

 

[zd60]

This guy get's it, who in the right mind wouldn't want to inconvenience the people of the mundane.

anytime im out in public my goal is to inconvience the blocks of wood around me the most i can those vile creatures deserve to feel some inconvenience in their daily life, its not even a fraction of the inconvenience and misery i go through daily

 

[Vector2800]

because I accidentally nut on my own jeans on a daily basis and I haven't washed it at all, so you can visibly see the stains near my pelvic region.

How do you accidentally nut on your own jeans every single day? Don’t you eventually learn not to?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

How do you accidentally nut on your own jeans every single day? Don’t you eventually learn not to?

It erupts like a volcano so you can't really stop it.
I'm not going to be sticking my other hand out either to try and catch it like it's the fucking matrix.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

my balls itch after 24 hours of not showering

 

[glizzymcguire]

Come on bru

 

[glizzymcguire]

 

[ItsOverMan]

I haven't bathed in a very long time now, nor have I washed my jeans. I've been wearing the same jeans for the entire month now.
I avoid showers like the plague so my head has a lot more dandruff now.

I don't have toilet paper so I wipe my ass with paper from my notebook if im feeling fancy or I will just not use any at all.
in this past month ive been outside about three times which is record breaking numbers for me.
I got on the bus and walked past who was near the sliding door and her eyes widened and she started to look the other way whilst I was passing by.
People did not have happy faces when I was on that bus, because I accidentally nut on my own jeans on a daily basis and I haven't washed it at all, so you can visibly see the stains near my pelvic region.
Currently I had went looking for my cup.
I like this cup in particular because it has no BPA in it unlike the other plastic bottles, I look inside and there is unfinished protein powder that I've yet to drink.
To make sure it was still drinkable I decided to put my nose close to the bottle and wow, I think it went through fermentation process or something, It smelt like toes and mold.

I decide to drink it and it taste like a mixture of feet and kombucha, but hey i'm not complaining since I like those tastes.

I'm like a cat, I don't like water getting on me.

My grandpa was the same way about bathing after grandma died. They said his bathtub had cobwebs in it from lack of use.

 

[Runt171]

I respect the stank maxxing
Its a subtle way of getting back at society

 

[Izayacel]

I respect the stank maxxing
Its a subtle way of getting back at society

 

[Runt171]