Think I might try going to a strip club.

[M3llow3lectrician]

Maybe pay for a lap dance. Imagine some attractive woman having to do that for a 25 year old virgin retard subhuman like me $50 for 5 minutes and $90 for 10 minutes. I probably would get an erection so I got some nice jeans I could wear. I should also be high in video game off legal delta 8 thc vape and I’m sure they sell some shots of hard alcohol there so I can really chill out. Then I can walk around afterwards in my old city alone and just contemplate everything that went down. I need to do this because I never leave my room besides going up to this gas station and liquor store for the most part and I rarely ever see attractive women there let alone dressed all provocatively. Hopefully I can beat off to replaying the lap dance imagery and feelings like a pervert haha. In my head afterwards..

 

[Grotesque Deformity]

What's the point of that, when you can't even touch them?

 

[M3llow3lectrician]

What's the point of that, when you can't even touch them?

The coom fuel

 

[M3llow3lectrician]

What's the point of that, when you can't even touch them?

They could touch you though

 

[FastBlast]

What's the point of that, when you can't even touch them?

This. Strip clubs are basically a scam for low iq horny guys. Save up a bit and go for an actual escort. At least then you get to feel some booba

 

[baldcel123]

If you want to spend money for that go to escort

 

[Grotesque Deformity]

The coom fuel

Yeah, but you can't jerk off there.

 

[Grotesque Deformity]

Save up a bit and go for an actual escort. At least then you get to feel some booba

Exactly, with escorts you actually get something.

 

[Rottingcel]

If you want to spend money for that go to escort

i might escortmaxx. the escorts in my city are sexy stacies

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

From what I've heard, you'd be better off just going to an escort. Apparently strip clubs can drain your money real fast and you obviously won't get sex. But I have considered going. I might go some day. At least once for the experience.

I'd like to see if strip clubs are like in GTA V (that's my only 'experience' with strip clubs).

So I think the sexual cope tier goes like this, from lowest to highest:

1. Strip clubs
2. Massage parlors
3. Escorts

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

From what I've heard, you'd be better off just going to an escort. Apparently strip clubs can drain your money real fast and you obviously won't get sex. But I have considered going. I might go some day. At least once for the experience.

I'd like to see if strip clubs are like in GTA V (that's my only 'experience' with strip clubs).

So I think the sexual cope tier goes like this, from lowest to highest:

1. Strip clubs
2. Massage parlors
3. Escorts

I think strip clubs might actually be the most 'difficult' to go to, because they are essentially night clubs.

With massage parlors and escorts, I imagine privacy is the essential part. But in strip clubs you need to socialize, kind of. There will be other men, there, too. Likely moggers. But I don't even know who goes to strip clubs. Is it sleazy old men like in movies? Is it young, rich HTNs and Chadlites?

 

[starcrapoo]

waste of money

youre better off going to massage whore houses

you gotta find the ones with 22-28 year old noodle beckies though. you dont wanna go to the ones with old noodle grannies

some massage whore houses actually have prime latinas. especially the ones in soCal

 

[TheCatMan]

Strip clubs are purely a waste of money. Just spend a little bit more and get a hooker