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Brutal It's my Birthday today.

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39 year old, coming out as a neotenous, Peter Pan, transagist, manlet seeking loli waifu of culture reporting in.

It's 7.33am London BST but I was born today between 12pm-2pm. I was almost born in the backseat of a car or by the roadside as my parents were travelling so had to pull into the nearest hospital (not even my hometown) as my Mother went into labour.
I've still got my Birth certificate (a reprint) as the other one went missing.

That said as a Blackpiller I don't feel sad, as I'd rather be enlightened and accept that its better to die an incel than the living nightmare that is a wagie cuck. Fearful my non pairbonded betabux girlfriend (in minecraft) could take 75%-100% of everything I own like many men I've personally known.

Anyways as @Bangkok or bust said
- I'm well educated
- But short at 5 foot 8 with undeveloped, neotenous face and body
- Don't have any mates

My Birthday should be this.




But instead I'm cooking a TGIF style glazed ribs, french fries, salad and coleslaw dinner myself later.
 
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Happy birthday, OP.
 
Happy birthday, OP.

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Thanks. I'll make the most of it the best a socially isolated incel can.
 
happy birthday boyo
 
Happy Birthday OP
Buy yourself or make yourself a nice meal to eat, or buy a cake
 
“Happy” birthday
 
Happy debut of inceldom day bro.
 
39 year old, coming out as a neotenous, Peter Pan, transagist, manlet seeking loli waifu of culture reporting in.

It's 7.33am London BST but I was born today between 12pm-2pm. I was almost born in the backseat of a car or by the roadside as my parents were travelling so had to pull into the nearest hospital (not even my hometown) as my Mother went into labour.
I've still got my Birth certificate (a reprint) as the other one went missing.

That said as a Blackpiller I don't feel sad, as I'd rather be enlightened and accept that its better to die an incel than the living nightmare that is a wagie cuck. Fearful my non pairbonded betabux girlfriend (in minecraft) could take 75%-100% of everything I own like many men I've personally known.

Anyways as @Bangkok or bust said
- I'm well educated
- But short at 5 foot 8 with undeveloped, neotenous face and body
- Don't have any mates

My Birthday should be this.




But instead I'm cooking a TGIF style glazed ribs, french fries, salad and coleslaw dinner myself later.

Happy birthday fellow brocel.

You also never told me which psygnosis games you have played.
 
Happy birthday fellow brocel.

You also never told me which psygnosis games you have played.

Thank you.

I'm sure I did. Sometimes the alert bell doesn't work. Mainly Destruction Derby 1 & 2, Wipeout and F1 racers,

The username and logo was a play on the games I played when I was 15, when I was front and ready- ready to have sex (but it never happened).

However using this forum I have come full circle into understanding the teen sex-pill and missed adolescence. It's mroe than a meme is a growing movement triggering IncelTear and knocking psychologists off their "superiority" perch.
 
Enjoy that dinner man
 
Happy birthday man. Congratulations on successfully rotting one more year.
 
Enjoy that dinner man
Happy birthday man. Congratulations on successfully rotting one more year.

Thanks.

The homemade chilli fries marinating basic Lidl fries in olive oil and Carolina Reaper sauce, baked/shallow fried in the oven came out just like TGIF.

Rotting one more year. I'm dreading this in 12 months. Then it will truly be over.
@Bangkok or bust
Thoughts?

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happy birthday young king
 
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Happy Birthday OP. Godspeed.
 
Happy birthday mate
 
Enjoy spending time on forum with 15 year olds.
 
Happy birthday brocel
iu

I hope you spend them as happily as you can
 
"Happy" birthday my dude
 
Enjoy spending time on forum with 15 year olds.

There was a poll done recently. On average this forum is in their 20s with some teens. Weird cause back int he day you had to be 18 plus to sign up.
Under 21 depending if you wanted pick up artists or redpill stuff to get teen foids if you were a good goy for the Jews rather than the laws.

But also some guys on this site upwards of 50 so i am by no means head council/Chief Justice just yet.
 
Happy birthday brocel
iu

I hope you spend them as happily as you can
"Happy" birthday my dude

Drinking beer as we speak. Ribs about to go in the oven.
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: Who in the world thought that was a good idea to make?

Japan has got a huge pee fetish. That said that's Iced Tea being dispensed sorry to spoil it.

Japan also used to sell genuinely used teenage schoolgirl's underwear in vending machines, but the authorities put a stop to it in the late 90s. The "used panties" you get now are larps with cooking dyes used as "stains".

#Free Teenage Sexuality Now! #EmployLocalThots
 
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Ribs with french fries and cake.. you're going to eat good today. Lucky you

Here's the thing if you buy the ingredients from Lidl its cheap as fuck, but quality is still British Beef/Pork Farmers assured.

True if you dine in an Angus Steakhouse in London or casual restuarant (when it was open ofc) you're talking £14-£30 per meal easily.
To break it down
- Pork Ribs- £3.69
- Salad- £0.69p
- Coleslaw- £0.69p
- Fries (only used part of bag)- £0.79p
- Caroline Reaper Sauce- £1.50 per bottle
£7.36 not counting re-using ingredients / 2 meals = £3.68 per meal.
 
Here's the thing if you buy the ingredients from Lidl its cheap as fuck, but quality is still British Beef/Pork Farmers assured.

True if you dine in an Angus Steakhouse in London or casual restuarant (when it was open ofc) you're talking £14-£30 per meal easily.
To break it down
- Pork Ribs- £3.69
- Salad- £0.69p
- Coleslaw- £0.69p
- Fries (only used part of bag)- £0.79p
- Caroline Reaper Sauce- £1.50 per bottle
£7.36 not counting re-using ingredients / 2 meals = £3.68 per meal.
Too bad I need a car to go to Lidl. My family buys ribs every Easter and is somewhat expensive.

I hope you enjoy them
 
Thank you.

I'm sure I did. Sometimes the alert bell doesn't work. Mainly Destruction Derby 1 & 2, Wipeout and F1 racers,

The username and logo was a play on the games I played when I was 15, when I was front and ready- ready to have sex (but it never happened).

However using this forum I have come full circle into understanding the teen sex-pill and missed adolescence. It's mroe than a meme is a growing movement triggering IncelTear and knocking psychologists off their "superiority" perch.
I must have missed it. Anyhow thats pretty cool. I myself have played loads of wipeout titles and a game called rollcage. I truly loved those racing games.

Mainly all of us missed that teen romance phase, its all but over in that department.
 
Happy birthday, friend.
 
happy birthday. maybe this is your year.
 
I must have missed it. Anyhow thats pretty cool. I myself have played loads of wipeout titles and a game called rollcage. I truly loved those racing games.

Mainly all of us missed that teen romance phase, its all but over in that department.

I briefly played Rollcage as it was on an in-store display demo. It's Wipeout on wheels but it had "360" tunnel, wall crawling with real-time physiques, different development coders from Wipeout though. The same rollcage team also made "Firebugs". Psygnosis closed and its assets absorbed by Sony Computer Entertainment- mainly for racing titles only.

About teen love yeah female give up on the idea by ages 18, lie to betas and bosses- cover up and lie about their sexual dating history. They get manipulated into thinking ages 18-25 are some "maturity" phase. So they self supress and dump their broke teenage boyfriends, spirilling into a string of failed relationshits. I cannot stress this is a trick of the Jews to swap genetics for economics.
But like males who do the same thinking 13-17 year old females are "little girls" or they'd be a "pedophile" for fancying them still via self supression, this is an economic trap.
Problem pages of relationshit advice columns are littered with 18-25 year olds cheating on each other, hating each other, cause they've burned out their pairbonding card in their teens. I've heard stories of 35 year old women meeting their first male teen love in a reunion and then dumping their current husband when the emotions of "first bite is the hardest" come home to roost.
happy birthday man
Happy birthday, friend.
happy birthday. maybe this is your year.

Thank you.

Going to make this final year of my 30s count. I heard 40 is the worst. That said I haven't aged much since age 35 so fingers cross my genetics hold up. Sex drive, for escorts and jailbait watching, is still strong too.

Its subjective, but on average yeah you get older, not better. That said I wouldn't graft on a job like I did when I was 21.
 
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happy birthday. truth will set us free.
 
I briefly played Rollcage as it was on an in-store display demo. It's Wipeout on wheels but it had "360" tunnel, wall crawling with real-time physiques, different development coders from Wipeout though. The same rollcage team also made "Firebugs". Psygnosis closed and its assets absorbed by Sony Computer Entertainment- mainly for racing titles only.

About teen love yeah female give up on the idea by ages 18, lie to betas and bosses- cover up and lie about their sexual dating history. They get manipulated into thinking ages 18-25 are some "maturity" phase. So they self supress and dump their broke teenage boyfriends, spirilling into a string of failed relationshits. I cannot stress this is a trick of the Jews to swap genetics for economics.
But like males who do the same thinking 13-17 year old females are "little girls" or they'd be a "pedophile" for fancying them still via self supression, this is an economic trap.
Problem pages of relationshit advice columns are littered with 18-25 year olds cheating on each other, hating each other, cause they've burned out their pairbonding card in their teens. I've heard stories of 35 year old women meeting their first male teen love in a reunion and then dumping their current husband when the emotions of "first bite is the hardest" come home to roost.
Yeah but now, we have a games like redout which is very similar to wipeout but without weapons (liverpool studios also got shutdown after Wipeout HD Fury). I have heard of firebugs. Rollcage also has a spiritural successor and its called Grip: Combat Racing (Its by some of the people that worked on the rollcage in the past). I own both Redout & Grip on steam and they are just amazing games.

Teen love is a stupid thing, it is not meant to last. There are a very few couples that end up with the actual teen love to marriage fairytale. The other's embrace it and then throw it away, and then many go around to ruin themselves by sleeping around and then not ending up with anyone in the future. The circle of life is a meme.
 
I own both Redout & Grip on steam and they are just amazing games.

I recall Grip and it looks amazing. Don't have the PC spec for it or Redout though.

Spiritual indie games are really coming along. Road Redemption (old school Road Rash remake) and Streets of Rage 4 developed by a French team but really nailing the Japanese Sega originals in look, style, gameplay and feel where it might as well been Japanese as its officially canon now.

Teen love is a stupid thing, it is not meant to last. There are a very few couples that end up with the actual teen love to marriage fairytale. The other's embrace it and then throw it away, and then many go around to ruin themselves by sleeping around and then not ending up with anyone in the future. The circle of life is a meme.

Actually I was inferring that while females bail on teen love at age 18, it is actually naive to NOT think about traditionalism or early marriage and kids ages 19-20. Namely cause trying to pairbond at ages 18-25 is impossible due to a woman's slutty dating history. Check out this article.

Females peak at ages 17 in terms of sex appeal, their body and brains stop developing, there are multiple threads here on it. I know it sounds crazy "too young". But women's ability to pairbond ends at 17-18 as the serotonin and oxycotin level deplete.
Men no longer find post 18 year old foids,as, attractive.

And as I recall women never forget their first lovers.

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Actually I was inferring that while females bail on teen love at age 18, it is actually naive to NOT think about traditionalism or early marriage and kids ages 19-20. Namely cause trying to pairbond at ages 18-25 is impossible due to a woman's slutty dating history. Check out this article.
Females peak at ages 17 in terms of sex appeal, their body and brains stop developing, there are multiple threads here on it. I know it sounds crazy "too young". But women's ability to pairbond ends at 17-18 as the serotonin and oxycotin level deplete.
Men no longer find post 18 year old foids,as, attractive.

And as I recall women never forget their first lovers.
Interesting Stuff. Over the past decade, the whole sexual revolution is gone crazy. Currently, this is the best time to be a women or a chad, beyond over for everything else. I just want the blackpill to rise amongst all this chaos.
 

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