Behold, our Golden Calf
Seriously, because we know the path to happiness is that of chad.
Chad will be our Jesus, our Buddha, our Muhammad - he will be the perfect, ideal man to which all men look up to.
He sees life in what it is, and seizes it fully as he is able to.
He reveals the eternal truth that genetics truly make you a more valuable or less valuable human being.
He sees the complete valuelessness of women, viewing them as disposable cum-buckets
He realizes looks matter more than anything else in life, so he works on looks as soon as he is young
He realizes that dominance is how you find peace. You pick on the weak and steal their happiness.
He plays society like a fiddle, using every trend to socially advance himself but throwing away all the bullshit which doesn't
He experiences all the pleasures and happiness life has to offer, with 0 consequences at all
He minimizes suffering, achieving Nirvana at a level that mogs Buddha
The goal of this religion is to bring people as close to chad as they possibly can; from the moment a boy turns 10, gymmax, eat healthy, teach him the importance of losing his virginity, and teach him all the harsh truths of this world.
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