Serious Getting laid this month or Rope

[malakai]

I'm done with this life of mediocrity and rotting.

I live in Australia. I have only ever fucked escorts and I told myself if this year was a repeat of the last, that I'd end it. I'm done with putting this shit off. Will fucking change my life? No. Will it raise my confidence and make me feel better? Yes, this is something I need to do. It's 3rd March, it's now or never.

Now - I do not know where to start. I use no forms of social media, so how should I go about doing this the old-fashioned way? Bars, night clubs? No friends to help either, I'm doing this mission solo. Let's get this shit done

 

[C450_4matic]

Bars n night clubs ur best shot.

 

[VST]

Rope it is then.

 

[Badwolf]

Rip you.

 

[NutNotBusted]

No friends? No status? No look?

I suggest you to spend this month to learn to make some high quality knots to prepare yourself for the good ol rope.

 

[Deleted member 3900]

rope LDAR or miracle

 

[Deleted member 1983]

No friends? No status? No look?

I suggest you to spend this month to learn to make some high quality knots to prepare yourself for the good ol rope.

 

[peanutjar22]

Get money. If you're already looksmaxed, ugly guys can get pussy with money. There are lots of rich ugly short guys who fuck women like Chads because they drive a nice car, just don't orbit and don't oneitis, fuck women like Chad does.

 

[rotting-alone]

I wish you good luck, brother.

Even though it might seem like the odds are against you, fight the good fight. And remember it's okay to forgive yourself. If you fail and don't get your dick wet before month's end...it's okay. Forgive yourself and consider not roping. That's just my opinion.

Inb4 "omg moralfagging"

 

[Deleted member 60]

RIP

 

[tehgymcel420]

Rape is probably your only hope.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Better get the rope ready

 

[itsOVER]

RIP buddy boyo. Especially if clubs are the plan.

 

[theultimate341]

pls don't rope, theres so many copes left

 

[ItheIthe]

JFL @ people thinking sex with some random you'll never talk to again is going to improve life.

 

[KyloRen]

Start buying the rope.

 

[Dekim]

Well... was nice to know you. See you on the other side.

 

[ropetomorrow]

if ur white it Should be easy OP

 

[IronMike]

What you need to do is go up to random women and say "PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

That's what you sound like you degenerate cuck.

 

[whogivesafucc]

JFL @ people thinking sex with some random you'll never talk to again is going to improve life.

 

[malakai]

What you need to do is go up to random women and say "PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

That's what you sound like you degenerate cuck.

*Reads your sig*
Yea, i can't hurt you more