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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

No i wouldnt be volcel if i dont wanna fuck a huge landwhale like this.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

KilluminoidBR said:
No i wouldnt be volcel if i dont wanna fuck a huge landwhale like this.

And if she loses weight, she’ll receive more attention and inevitably leave you for a chad.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Guess I'm a volcel then.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

id fuck it. At least she isnt as fat as some of the other landwhales who only go for chad.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

That stomach is just gross. No thanks
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I'd date her, but she can at least get a chad-lite boyfriend, so why would she date me?
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I would fuck her
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Fat, but id fuck her if she hit on me.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

ok.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I'd take her.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

KilluminoidBR said:
No i wouldnt be volcel if i dont wanna fuck a huge landwhale like this.

cope
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I would fuck her. She isnt a complete whale. I bet she already has a chad-lite bf though.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

At this point I'm desperate so I'll take what I can get.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Would pump and dump tho
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

wtf this entire thread is filled with volcels, change the site name to volcel.me
This is so bs, half of you guy are not even incels
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Put enough liquor in me and I'd fuck anything with a clean human or dolphin vagina.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I'd fuck her, but she's perilously close to the obese line where my dick can't get hard.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I tried to masturbate to a whale documentary but it didn't work, can't fuck but not volcel since it's not my fault.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

blackcel said:
Put enough liquor in me and I'd fuck anything with a clean human or dolphin vagina.

wut
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Dude, I'd fuck her brains out.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Fucking volcels.me. Would date and fuck, fuck my skin disease I'm a legit 1/10.
 
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i would throw 100 infants from a cliff to smell her hair once
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

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i would throw 100 infants from a cliff to smell her hair once

LOL well put.

Honestly, I'd smash but it's because my standards fall faster than all of those infants' terminal velocities combined as soon as I see big tits on just about any female who isn't terminally obese. This girl still has a way to go before that, but she's almost pushing that upper boundary.
 
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I have zero standards. If you have standards - you are not incel!
 
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WTF is it with these nasty skanks that they always have to FLAUNT their fatness like that? Like, men at least pull in their belly on pictures or stand extra straight to appear an inch taller ... but these dirty cunts with their in-your-face-attitude ... this is what often disgusts me the most. It's not the body, only VERY few bodies are really, really attractive and even that just for a short time, but the attitude ... just live a healthy life before posting bikini pictures on the internet. And all these fat shitcunts on the media, the media is just an extension of slimy sluts with a twitter account, no surprise all women dream of "doing something with media" after college: just get money for being a fucking feminist whore. Fuck those bitches. Women make me sick.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

The real issue is would she date an incel? The answer is no.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Volcel it is.

Fatties are disgusting. I'd prefer a 40 year old skinny to a 20 year old fatty.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I'm not fat so I would not date a fat person. I would rather just stay KHV for life.
 
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DankIncel said:
Dude, I'd fuck her brains out.

me too.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Yeah but it's already a close decision. A BMI much over 30 wouldn't make the cut for me.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

fucking fakecels all over this thread.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

Lol at the fakecels here, I'd instantly LTR her
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I don't think I could possibly get hard with a whale like that. You are barely volcel if you avoid gutter tier women like this
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I’d get both drunk and high at the same time then smash
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

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She doesn't look too bad with heavy makeup. I'd definitely LTR her.
 
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I'm pretty sure, I'd be not good enough for her.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I would. I'm attracted to plus sized women idk why.

I think it because it's so fulfilling to me. So much to touch and stimulate
 
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She's a fucking landwhale. Are you saying that because we're ugly asf, we should fuck anything that we can? Landwhales cannot be attractive in the eyes of men.
 
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I’d get both drunk and high at the same time then smash

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For the tits alone, yes.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

I would not fuck her. I won't fuck anyone except my looks match.
 
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I love how males looks on a rating scale kind of correlate with how overweight a woman is. I see so many 7/10 guys that are in good shape holding hands with these disgusting landwhales, at this stage even my grandfather is noticing it and laughing at it. It just won't stop getting worse.


ironcrusher38 said:
I would not fuck her. I won't fuck anyone except my looks match.

Lol, if only if it worked like that in 2017 my man
 
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ChadThunderCuck said:
I love how males looks on a rating scale kind of correlate with how overweight a woman is. I see so many 7/10 guys that are in good shape holding hands with these disgusting landwhales, at this stage even my grandfather is noticing it and laughing at it. It just won't stop getting worse.



Lol, if only if it worked like that in 2017 my man



2017 or not, real eugenism requires looks, IQ matching.
 
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RE: Your VOLCEL if you Wouldnt Date/Fuck Her

She's a fucking WHALE LMAOOOOOOO [incoming cucktears saying we can't say shit about womens weight when they say shit about height].
 
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number_one_incel said:
She's a fucking WHALE LMAOOOOOOO [incoming cucktears saying we can't say shit about womens weight when they say shit about height].

Just lol at men (boys) being under 6ft in 2017, like hit the gym fat ass


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Those thighs and tits make me hard, ngl
 

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