You're the sibcel where nobody tells you anything but expects you to be there for everything

[MajorThomas666]

Some people are lonely, I'm not alone enough!

 

[nirvana]

Just don't go, man.

 

[MajorThomas666]

Just don't go, man.

I gots to or I get disowned.

Actually, I'm fine with going to the Church, it's the afterparty shit. After the Church you got to go and wait for an hour in a hall where you're forced to talk to Stacys and Chad, and then you have to watch them party and get drunk for hours.

Marriage should be, a priest, a Church, and fuck off.

God forbid I go home after the kiss.

 

[nirvana]

I gots to or I het disowned

Then maybe you can wear extravagant clothes and go for all the free food xD