Experiment You're in a party and find a drunk 8/10 do you sleep with her? Why or why not?

[SmugMohito]

I was watching Superbad (I hate the movie) and I realized that Cera kid got a girl drunk enough to fuck him yet pussied out for no reason.

I'd do it and leave through the window. She won't remember me (I'll just wear a mask with one of those cool voice modifiers) and I'll be sure to use protection and cleanup.

 

[TruestOfThemAll]

I shouldn't have found this funny but I do

 

[Timecel]

Even if she deserved it, i wouldn't want some fat landwhale to take advantage of me when i'm drunk. So i guess I wouldn't take advantage of her either, even if she throws herself at me. A friend of mine once did something similar, she threw up in his car and he almost knocked her up.
So no thanks.

 

[L Lawliet]

@knajjd

 

[OmegaBoy]

I would fuck it like a wild dog, if I would be kinda sure I wouldn't be disturbed while I'm busy with her.

 

[Wiggal]

First of all you have to be invited to the party.

 

[SmugMohito]

i wouldn't want some fat landwhale to take advantage of me when i'm drunk.

I would. As long as she's clean. I probably wouldn't remember her face plus I get sex in the process. Win win.

I also have a vomit fetish. If I was your friend I would have licked it up.

 

[blackletcel]

yep, clappin that shit boi

 

[Timecel]

I would. As long as she's clean. I probably wouldn't remember her face plus I get sex in the process. Win win.

Na, I might be incel but some women are way too nasty.

 

[SmugMohito]

There's this friend of mine. He has this cool mask that makes him sound like darth vader and some clothes he can burn so he can do stuff without being caught. He also knows how to clean up the mess. Are there usually parties like this?

 

[Robtical]

One time a rostie was telling a guy a story of her waking up with a condom in her asshole.

 

[SmugMohito]

This reminds me of that two parter in Degrassi (which was based off a similar event)

Chad breaks up with a roastie so she gets drunk at a party and ruins Norman's relationship by trying to make out with him while the girl walked in on them. Two Chads noticed how drunk she was and lured her into a room so they could take advantage of her while her fun drunk turned to blackout drunk.


They ended up getting arrested.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Of course. I'm not a faggot.

 

[Jockcel]

Sure, why not? Sounds like a kickass deal if I don't get caught.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

yes

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

No I don't want STDs

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I'd wake her up and criticize her for being a WHORE.

 

[acnescarcel]

I'd wake her up and criticize her for being a WHORE.

 

[Indari]

Just say you were drunk too, but she might have stds

 

[SmugMohito]

Just say you were drunk too, but she might have stds

I don't think that works. It'd be better if you just cover your tracks.

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

I'd wake her up and criticize her for being a WHORE.

There are othER gREat ways to criticize it. :heybby:

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Yes

 

[ordinaryotaku]

There are othER gREat ways to criticize it. :heybby:

True...

 

[Total Imbecile]

If IM guaranteed to get away and not catch any deadly STDs fuck yes

 

[whogivesafucc]

First of all you have to be invited to the party.

Highest IQ post here. Just fucking lol if you think any of you will ever be in a party.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

hell yeah I’ll fuck her with my micropenis in every hole and cream pie that bitch and take pics

 

[SmugMohito]

Highest IQ post here. Just fucking lol if you think any of you will ever be in a party.

You don't have to be invited. Just sneak in.

1. Go to the mall
2. overhear the word party and then the word liquor
3.Sneak in
4. Do your thing
5. Sneak out

You won't be detected unless you're making a scene.

 

[Boiiboii69]

First of all you have to be invited to the party.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I'd wake her up and criticize her for being a WHORE.

After fucking her.

 

[solblue]

First of all you have to be invited to the party.

 

[SmugMohito]

Highest IQ post here. Just fucking lol if you think any of you will ever be in a party.

First of all you have to be invited to the party.

Whatever happened to just sneaking in?

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Yes.

 

[Boiiboii69]

Truecels can't sneak in. Popo gets called

 

[SmugMohito]

Truecels can't sneak in. Popo gets called

Go through a window, sneak in with a group, fool the guy manning the door (if there even is one), bring some liquor of your own, pay a guy.

It takes me years to pull off successful manipulation tricks and I can sneak into things without any trouble.

 

[Boiiboii69]

I'd never go thru that many hoops, just ldar brah

 

[SmugMohito]

I'd never go thru that many hoops, just ldar brah

To each's own then. If its worth it I'd go through decades of hoops.