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Discussion You're about to get lucky with a foid and she asks how many times you've fucked before

I would say 2. Beyond it wouldn't be believable.
 
I’d say zero and then goodbye because I’m a honest man and I know she wouldn’t fuck me after I told the truth.
 
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

Wouldn't smash though
 
I'd say countless times.
 
> You are about to get lucky with a foid

There's a big issue in this.
 
I'd ask her how many days of the week there are :feelshmm:
 
Over 9000 ofc
 
just say you don't remember, the less said the better
 
Tell her I stopped counting after 200
 
Got something to say, OP? :chad: :banhammer:
 
I'll be honest
full
 
I would say "1. And its going to be you honeypie. Now lets get back to sexy time"
 
Seems like an odd question to ask before fucking, then again I know next to nothing about the borg gender
 
I’d say zero and then goodbye because I’m a honest man and I know she wouldn’t fuck me after I told the truth.

This. I can't really get myself to lie about this. It's almost like I'm slightly defiant about being a virgin and if any hoe doesn't accept that then she can fuck off and die.
 
Probably just something generic, like "a few times. Can't remember the count"

Wonder if in this scenario anyone would believe me
 
Just lie and say 3 or 4. I wouldn't overinflate and make it obvious but I wouldn't say I am a virgin either.
 
I'd say the truth, cause I'm an honest person. 0
 
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If you escortcel it won't be a lie.
 
The truth that im virgin
 
Don’t remember
 
big if dude. I'd just say why does it matter I guess :waitwhat:
 
3. But tbh if I got lucky with a foid id probably be a bitch nigga and bust in like 30 secs
 
3. But tbh if I got lucky with a foid id probably be a bitch nigga and bust in like 30 secs
Caring about someone else's pleasure is what defines a bitch tbhngl
 
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Loaded question. Don't answer. Laugh at her and ask her how many times she's fucked.
 
I would lie and say 40 because this is obviously a dream anyway.
 
HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAH at 36 id have to say like double digits lay count atleast HAHAHAHAHA :feelsbadman:
 
Just lie and say 3 or 4. I wouldn't overinflate and make it obvious but I wouldn't say I am a virgin either.
I bet Shahan would answer like that if he had the opportunity too
 
obviously dodge the question

JFL if you think Chad would tell roasties their real body counts
 
"With or without paying?"
 
Women in 2020 have this all scoped out already.
If you’re normie tier and don’t have evidence of multiple girlfriends in the past on your social media she will assume you’re a virgin.
 

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