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AsiaCel

AsiaCel

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- Bad performance? Fuck it, who cares? Just buy faster devices LMAO.

- Heavy RAM usage? I need dem pointers for future features. Just download more RAM kek.

- Memory leaks? Who cares it's just for a one use function that will get it's exe removed!

- Slow build time? Ehh I'll just play my phone during the build....

- Exposing a JWT/secret code in the code/config files? Who cares LUL

- Deprecated features? Cool...I'll fix it when features eventually fuck up lol.

- Bad code quality? Monopoly established! Job security!

- Lack of prototyping? Eh no one can account for all situations anyway, blame the deadlines.

- 500 warnings? I don't care. Mostly just typo shit, deprecated features, le security!
 
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Just buy faster devices LMAO.
 
- Bad code quality? Monopoly established! Job security!
Until technical debt from bad code makes your codebase so brittle that you fuck up and get fired. :feelsthink::feelsthink:
 
- Bad performance? Fuck it, who cares? Just buy faster devices LMAO.

- Heavy RAM usage? I need dem pointers for future features. Just download more RAM kek.
Spoken like a true modern day game dev. :feelsEhh::feelsEhh:
 
- Bad performance? Fuck it, who cares? Just buy faster devices LMAO.

- Heavy RAM usage? I need dem pointers for future features. Just download more RAM kek.

- Memory leaks? Who cares it's just for a one use function that will get it's exe removed!

- Slow build time? Ehh I'll just play my phone during the build....

- Exposing a JWT/secret code in the code/config files? Who cares LUL

- Deprecated features? Cool...I'll fix it when features eventually fuck up lol.

- Bad code quality? Monopoly established! Job security!

- Lack of prototyping? Eh no one can account for all situations anyway, blame the deadlines.

- 500 warnings? I don't care. Mostly just typo shit, deprecated features, le security!
you forgot dont change anything if it works
 
Looks like .is is full of code monkeys, and I am one too
 
Don't worry, AI will replace most of them in a few years.
 
Don't worry, AI will replace most of them in a few years.
I'm hanging off by a thread. Glad I got on the bandwagon before the beginner market worsens further. I also have few yrs of experience.
 
Until technical debt from bad code makes your codebase so brittle that you fuck up and get fired. :feelsthink::feelsthink:
Fortunately I keep shit simple. No multiple Util files for same thing for example.
 
Fortunately I keep shit simple. No multiple Util files for same thing for example.
How large is the codebase that you handle?
 
How large is the codebase that you handle?
Like 8 projects together. But nowadays? I'm working on my own shit at the company. Working on VR and android apps.

Well I'm the only one in the office with the skills to do these shit (these are unpleasant to do; stay at webdev)
 
Like 8 projects together. But nowadays? I'm working on my own shit at the company. Working on VR and android apps.

Well I'm the only one in the office with the skills to do these shit (these are unpleasant to do; stay at webdev)
Mogs me.
 
niggas never heard of optimization
 
Yes, I'm the Jocko Wilink of Programmers, you say it sucks and it doesn't work and I'll say that's good
 
I’ve never thought about the specs of a device like when coding.
 
I’ve never thought about the specs of a device like when coding.
You don't need to...but if you work on VR devices, RAM is critical. Your game just crahees if out of RAM and is in a RAM dependent framework (e.g. open world model rendering)

Can't give too much details for privacy reasons.
 
just make AI do all the real work
 
just make AI do all the real work
Thats what I do. I use AI but AI more often than not makes up code libraries/functions or their solution is from very old versions.
 

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