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You’re a fakecel if you’re 5’9+, white, functional enough to have a job or to be attending school/university

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If you meet these criteria, just kys and leave this forum
 
the height one is so real
 
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Their face could still be deformed. JBW is getting less and less important as time goes on. Though you are right for the vast majority of people who fit this criteria on this forum.
 
@DarkStar @Regenerator
 
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What about face? Also I'm very autistic and live in north-west Europe. @Nordicel94 thoughts?
 
OP are you in the west?
 
Explain how posts like these don't go against the looks pill. You can't get past ugliness by having other traits OP
 
im 5'10 and can't function
 
Face > else.
Big difference from being unlucky with relationships because you’re ugly and never meeting a single female that could want to be in a relationship with you
 
Yea sure Im fakecel, I can fuck woman but I choosed not to for 33 years.

Go check yourself nigga.
 
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Explain how posts like these don't go against the looks pill. You can't get past ugliness by having other traits OP
Height is half of your looks
Being white is half of your looks for ascending with ethnic foids
 
Big difference from being unlucky with relationships because you’re ugly and never meeting a single female that could want to be in a relationship with you
Being unlucky with relationships is basically being a LTN stupid enough to be the cuck he always was.
 
Height is half of your looks
Being white is half of your looks for ascending with ethnic foids
Not true. If you are ugly, you only compensate with height, if you are short, only with your face.

Facepill debunks heightpill, because height is commonly the most common cope of ugly men since most men are ugly for foids, and only a few are genuinely facially attractive.
 
Height is half of your looks
Being white is half of your looks for ascending with ethnic foids
I'm talking ugly. Your theory suggests that these other traits allow a man to get past being ugly, and all you've done is restate your post. But it still suggests a man can get past being facially ugly with other traits
how does it tie into the idea that it is genetically beneficial for foids to dislike ugly men? Sure, you have short in there, but height > face, and race doesn't apply to that evolutionary psychology based theory. They would not have evolved not to like ethnics.
Also meanwhile, there is another user on here who consistently posts the exact opposite in regards to race, saying that only white and rice are truecel, but ethnics in the west 'should just ascend bro because women and society like ethnics'
both of you are coping
 
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Height is half of your looks
Being white is half of your looks for ascending with ethnic foids
My height is average for where I live and I'm above 5'9.

My area is almost completely white, with some Pakistani and black thugmaxxers getting more than me. The only option for me is to geomaxx, but places like SEA and Brazil are increasing in competition rapidly by the rise of passport bros. As the years go by, the amount of geomaxxers will skyrocket because of hypergamy.
 
I'm 2.5/10 facially and mentally ill which gives me access to NEETbux. I'm a NEET. My 6ft height in a country where 6ft is average and almost everyone is white doesn't mean shit.
 
I'm 2.5/10 facially and mentally ill which gives me access to NEETbux. I'm a NEET. My 6ft height in a country where 6ft is average and almost everyone is white doesn't mean shit.
You can ascend with somali foid
 
Not true. If you are ugly, you only compensate with height, if you are short, only with your face.

Facepill debunks heightpill, because height is commonly the most common cope of ugly men since most men are ugly for foids, and only a few are genuinely facially attractive.
You're right with that. Much more men are tall than facially attractive enough for a foid to consider him an option
 
I met two the criteria, but I just fall short of the 5'9 one: I'm 5'8.7ish last time I checked, but with shoes I basically am 5'9

@SupremeAutist thoughts?
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This.

Autism is a bitch
 
I met two the criteria, but I just fall short of the 5'9 one: I'm 5'8.7ish last time I checked, but with shoes I basically am 5'9

@SupremeAutist thoughts?

This.

Autism is a bitch
If you can keep down a job you are not autistic enough for it to impact your life
 
I met two the criteria, but I just fall short of the 5'9 one: I'm 5'8.7ish last time I checked, but with shoes I basically am 5'9

@SupremeAutist thoughts?

This.

Autism is a bitch
I'm 5'6 so I don't meet all the requirements anyway but even then this is retarded. JBW is a meme nowadays and being functional enough to have a job or be in uni isn't that big of a deal in my opinion. You can do both while still being a complete sperg. You aren't really required to interact with people much in uni anyway and depending on what job your doing it's the same there.
 
I'm 5'6 so I don't meet all the requirements anyway but even then this is retarded.
OP would then proceed to tell you to just "height fraud bro" which is sold advice, but the fact is his minimum criteria for a "fakecel" is ridiculous

I also was pointing out how he likely would accuse anyone who fell off the criteria by one factor as still being a "fakecel"

If you've been around as I have for awhile, you will know these types of threads are all too common.
JBW is a meme nowadays
Always was, the stats from it were done in the 90s & mainly on apps/sites for roasties settling down to find a betabuxx

Who was the highest -earning demographic back then? :feelsjuice:
and being functional enough to have a job or be in uni isn't that big of a deal in my opinion. You can do both while still being a complete sperg.
As proven by myself, yourself, and the majority of users here. :feelsjuice:
You aren't really required to interact with people much in uni anyway and depending on what job you're doing it's the same there.
Well you are, but it's very basic interaction kinda like in HS for group work/assignments
 
If you stopped treating this topic with the mentality of a myopic religious fanatic and instead surveyed it honestly you would immediately realize there are sub 5 white incel men of average height that aren't neeting their way through life
 
If you meet these criteria, just kys and leave this forum
You know that's a lie.

I'm 6'0 (but that's normal for my country), white (but that's also normal for my country), have a university degree and a job but still no chance with women because I am ugly and autistic. And no, just having a job doesn't mean you are NT enough for women because at least in my case, some of my strangeness is accepted because I sometimes deliver good work and I get some "special treatment" ... If you are not looking good enough OR are really charming then it's a big problem. Maybe some women accept one of these defects, but definitely not both.
 
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I’m fed up with tall white guys there’s so many white guys 5’8 with girlfriend while I’m 5’4 ugly and rotting here can’t get single match dating app
 
Short white guys can get ethnic foids
 
Fakecel OK.
The fact that you're doing those things just means you're grinding and struggling with life.

I know a guy who is slightly retarded and just derps through life on NEETbucks enjoying the simple things. He does not seem to worry about anything. He has talked about girls but never expressed a true desire to ascend. Another guy I know has schizophrenia and he also has NEETbucks and it's a bit more complex with him but he does not seem to have drive for anything...he's content just being cared for.

Being in the middle is the hard part. You want to be full chad in all aspects of life or alternatively it's easier to dip down and be a bit retarded or mentally awry without having to live in pain.

Retardmaxxer = "Haha I went for a walk with my dad. I'm going to be in my own flat for today. My goofy friend comes for a visit an we'll watch a movie. Tomorrow I'm going to clean my room and work two hours a week at my cleaning job for extra bucks!"
Mid-normie-incel = "FUCK! I have work tomorrow and my bullshit volunteering too! I have to lift fucking weights and be stoic! I wish I dropped dead! I last had sex two years ago. Shit! I hope I won't get killed in the third world country when I meet a wonky ricefoid there!"
Chadler = "Not sure if I should fuck Elaine or Emma today...*rips massive fart*. I might just have some take-away today because no bitch is cooking for me today. Oh well I'm going to my uncle's mansion for a few days and they have servants there. And then I'm giving my distance counselling for bros to be confident which gives me 150 dollars/euros per session. Wow life is a journey, right?"
 
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