Your life if u were Chad:

[hikkicel]

You wake up and feel how ur morning boner is getting sucked by your scandinavian gigastacy neurosurgeon wife. She alr prepared ur beakfast and left it next to ur bed. After having the usual morning sex with her, she goes to work and you’re on ur own now in ur luxury apartment. You smoke weed, play league, post a tiktok where u just look into the camera & receive 1million likes of drooling foids within a few hours. You chill the whole day or do whatever u wanna do. Ur current gf gets home in the evening, u go to a restaurant, have a nice conversation, drink vodka together and fuck. Then, you watch a movie together b4 going to sleep.

This is unironically someone’s life rn

 

[leprechaundownunder]

This is prolly how foids who are married to rich husbands live

 

[NoOneWillSaveMe]

This is prolly how foids who are married to rich husbands live

Not if their ugly, I doubt some 5'5 balding fuck couldn't dream of walking up to a blowie by some scandanavian foid

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

You wake up and feel how ur morning boner is getting sucked by your scandinavian gigastacy neurosurgeon wife. She alr prepared ur beakfast and left it next to ur bed. After having the usual morning sex with her, she goes to work and you’re on ur own now in ur luxury apartment. You smoke weed, play league, post a tiktok where u just look into the camera & receive 1million likes of drooling foids within a few hours. You chill the whole day or do whatever u wanna do. Ur current gf gets home in the evening, u go to a restaurant, have a nice conversation, drink vodka together and fuck. Then, you watch a movie together b4 going to sleep.

This is unironically someone’s life rn

Not brutal enough. Try this: you wake up, select between several women who wants to have sex due to your appearance+status+dick size (dating apps + friend recommendations), including virgins, you have a rotation and/or novel partners for far more casual sex than you can load up for. Alternatively: you have the best relationship ever which suits all your various needs, you can focus on reaching your potential during the day.

 

[hikkicel]

Alternatively: you have the best relationship ever which suits all your various needs, you can focus on reaching your potential during the day

i think chads do this after their period of life where they just pump and dump foids in their teens up until maybe their mid 20s and then „settle“. but if i was chad, i wouldn’t do all the pump and dumb stuff cuz it seems pretty soulless after at least a few months or years

 

[Neurotic]

Brvtal

 

[AutismKing]

You wake up and feel how ur morning boner is getting sucked by your scandinavian gigastacy neurosurgeon wife. She alr prepared ur beakfast and left it next to ur bed. After having the usual morning sex with her, she goes to work and you’re on ur own now in ur luxury apartment. You smoke weed, play league, post a tiktok where u just look into the camera & receive 1million likes of drooling foids within a few hours. You chill the whole day or do whatever u wanna do. Ur current gf gets home in the evening, u go to a restaurant, have a nice conversation, drink vodka together and fuck. Then, you watch a movie together b4 going to sleep.

This is unironically someone’s life rn

Brutal read. Cant believe Chad gets away with all of that while Eugene goons to hentai at 3am all alone and has to pay for escorts in his 30s just to experience sex

 

[Doomed4ever]

Can't believe this is actually the life of millions of blessed men around the world, heaven and hell are on earth itself. We live in hell and they experience heaven.

 

[RandomGuy]

Brutal read. Cant believe Chad gets away with all of that while Eugene goons to hentai at 3am all alone and has to pay for escorts in his 30s just to experience sex

 

[tradswede]

You wake up and feel how ur morning boner is getting sucked by your scandinavian gigastacy neurosurgeon wife. She alr prepared ur beakfast and left it next to ur bed. After having the usual morning sex with her, she goes to work and you’re on ur own now in ur luxury apartment. You smoke weed, play league, post a tiktok where u just look into the camera & receive 1million likes of drooling foids within a few hours. You chill the whole day or do whatever u wanna do. Ur current gf gets home in the evening, u go to a restaurant, have a nice conversation, drink vodka together and fuck. Then, you watch a movie together b4 going to sleep.

This is unironically someone’s life rn

This is my life rn!