Serious your girlfriend tells you that she wants an open relationship

[SilentSoup]

Id try to pretend that Im her boyfriend so she would have sex with me for as long as possible
I would try to completely avoid spending money on her or further progressing the relationship (no engagement, never moving in together, etc), essentially I would try to convert her into a FWB

If she sees through it and calls me out on it oh well, time to break up

High IQ, I was thinking fuck her one last time and leave but this is even better

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Lock her up in the basement.

 

[Deleted member 677]

NO!