Your funeral?

[tall fag gigga cuck]

What will your funeral look like assuming u have one? And what will be written on your grave stone?

Mine well there won't be one. I want to be unremarkable and forgetful just like my life was. My gravestone will say sbo2c let thy be my shepherd.

 

[Cuyen]

I just hope to die like an hero. so i don know

 

[Insomniac]

I don’t care about my funeral since I’ll be dead.

I wouldn’t expect anyone to show up anyway.

 

[narcissist]

If I died today my family would have nothing good to say about me. Anyone in the same boat?

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Never thought about despite multiple suicide attempts. I don't care, I mean I'll be cremated anyways and whatever happens, my dad is still going to be wearing a baseball cap, a stained T-shirt, ripped jeans, and ratty work boots to the service. As an incel, I'm more worried about how ugly my body would be to the mortician.

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

If I died today my family would have nothing good to say about me. Anyone in the same boat?

Ding same no one would show jfl if Chad had a funeral his harem and wife's would worship him.
I just hope sbo2c is there to great me in he'll

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I don’t want a funeral tbh.. I don’t really know anybody except my family.. nobody would show up.. maybe some family friends at most, and that’s just For appearances

 

[The End]

I want an angry crowd desecrating my corpse.

 

[StaroRavager]

If all goes as planned there will be no corpse to bury, I don’t want a funeral and I sure as hell don’t want my final resting place to be some fucking church graveyard

 

[Twinkcel]

My work mates will show up. I don’t have much of a family and I only have 1 friend.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Who cares?

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

I bet lots of people will attend. Everybody cares when you are dead.

 

[BadBreathcel]

I dont want a funeral. I want to be forgotten in death just like I was forgotten in life

 

[Gangsta Rape]

Foids will be dancing on my grave, screaming with joy: "Finally, that subhuman dead!"

 

[Sans]

There will be no funeral.

Foids will be dancing on my grave, screaming with joy: "Finally, that subhuman dead!"

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I don’t care about my funeral since I’ll be dead.

I wouldn’t expect anyone to show up anyway.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Cremation. I know I will be dead and gone, but I don't want to die knowing my body will be full of maggots eating me whilst I rot.

 

[Cuyen]

Cremation. I know I will be dead and gone, but I don't want to die knowing my body will be full of maggots eating me whilst I rot.

well your body doesn't matter when you die tbh

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

well your body doesn't matter when you die tbh

Still don't want to be swarmed by maggots would rather just be ash.

 

[Cuyen]

Still don't want to be swarmed by maggots would rather just be ash.

well now this make sense

 

[Wonder]

Honestly I don't like the idea of someone (from my family or from my legacy) having to pay to bury me. I wish it was legal to just bury someone's corpse in the backyard. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I'm dead, I don't care!

 

[SirIncel]

"It's over" on my gravestone.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

If I died today my family would have nothing good to say about me. Anyone in the same boat?

Yeah. I can count about 8 people who'd turn up anyway, and all are family and therefore obligated to come.

 

[Michael15651]

I'd like to only a few members of my family to show.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I want the undertakers to run out of the church carrying my coffin to the soundtrack of the Benny Hill theme tune and drop it just before they reach the grave, causing my corpse to fall out and tumble in the most undignified haphazard fashion into the ground.

 

[non tollitur]

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