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Experiment your crush tells you that she would be with you forever if you fight this guy in hand to hand combat

Would you fight him?

  • Yes

    Votes: 36 50.7%
  • No

    Votes: 35 49.3%

  • Total voters
    71
big herc about to split your wig and then bust your cheeks
 
LOL, I'm 125 lbs ... and I'm already kind of fit so that ain't going to change much... yeeah, nope, I know enough about physics and anatomy to know this would be the closest thing to suicide
 
This is a trick question. The answer is no, because what a 'foid "tells you" means nothing. Reality is she is probably fucking him but having petty highschool drama type issues with him, so she depends on a cucked whiteknight (you) to come to her rescue. But even if you step up to the challenge and even if you somehow manage to slay the black dragon, she will still go back to him later because "she's unhappy" (i.e. bored) with an unexciting beta male that doesn't beat and cheat. Tale as old as time.
 
Why would I tell myself to fight him
 
This is a trick question. The answer is no, because what a 'foid "tells you" means nothing. Reality is she is probably fucking him but having petty highschool drama type issues with him, so she depends on a cucked whiteknight (you) to come to her rescue. But even if you step up to the challenge and even if you somehow manage to slay the black dragon, she will still go back to him later because "she's unhappy" (i.e. bored) with an unexciting beta male that doesn't beat and cheat. Tale as old as time.
haha this
never trust a foid. op hasn't learned anything.
 
Id just shoot him tbh tbh
 
Who wouldn't?
 
> having a oneitis

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Just give me 8 years of training in MMA, ninjutsu, capoeira, powerlifting, injecting heart weakening substances, sleeping 10 hours a day, eating plain chicken a rice and I'll may have a 2% chance of winning against this natural born killer BBC
 
Never had a crush.

That guy would kill me, so that would be a "no" regardless.
I was not in love either, but maybe and if, a little effort, and cheating, I would take a gun, with that I kill the black, and threatened the pussy so that it is with me forever
:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:
 
In a match with rules, 99.9% of people on this site would get demolished.
In a dirty fight, you just have to land a single hit on his throat , eyes or ears. With an year of training of strikes and lifting you'd be a fucking killer.
 
This is a trick question. The answer is no, because what a 'foid "tells you" means nothing. Reality is she is probably fucking him but having petty highschool drama type issues with him, so she depends on a cucked whiteknight (you) to come to her rescue. But even if you step up to the challenge and even if you somehow manage to slay the black dragon, she will still go back to him later because "she's unhappy" (i.e. bored) with an unexciting beta male that doesn't beat and cheat. Tale as old as time.
this 100%
 
I'd only do it if I was supplied with infinite steroids, hgh, gyms to lift in, and training dojos beforehand. Maybe I'll beat the nigoliath.

If he fucks me up I want financial compensation too.
 
I could take him tbh
 
Herc would split my wig then bust her cheeks while i bleed out.
Id rather befriend him cuz hes funny
 
If you answer "yes", you're a fucking cuck.
 
No woman is worth fighting over for.
 
Nah, she'll only run off with Chad. Plus when I was homeless I had enough run-in's with Nigerian Tyrones and they are literally freakishly tough.
 

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