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Serious Youngcels, DO NOT take the friendzone for granted, as there will come a day when even IT is COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS to you

micropenis29

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Youngcels:

Savor these precious moments while a foid might still consider you as a "long lost uncle or brother" to her.

Treasure these sacred moments while a foid might still allow you to lightly touch her on her arm or on her back.

Because once you start norwooding, you will NEVER TOUCH A FOID AGAIN without going to prison for it.

Once you're norwooding, foids will only ever see you as a disgusting rapist, regardless of anything you say or do to show her otherwise.
 
better incel than a friendzoned cuck.
 
Which do you think is worse, dying of starvation, or dying of starvation whilst a delicious banquet is laid out in front of you which you aren't allowed to touch nor approach for fear of imprisonment? On top of that, seeing other, non-starving men going and eating at the banquet?
 
Treasure these sacred moments while a foid might still allow you to lightly touch her on her arm or on her back.
Believe me I have treasured them whenever I can, but it is torture.
 
or a betabux tbh

also your just fueling the narcissistic ego of the foids while being actively cuckolded. low iq post from OP
 
What redpillers call the "friendzone" is actually the orbiter zone. Foids don't want male friends. They want fuck buddies (chad) or orbiters (non-chad). But never real male friends.
 
Friendzone is cucked anyway. If you're not getting your dickwet, heck, you won't even get a kiss 99% of the time, then it's a gigacope.
 
Fuck that. I rather have nothing than waste my time orbiting for scraps. Better incel than cuck.
 
"I saw her ankle then i touched her shoulder! I coomed hard that night from it all! Best memory ever!" - sad shit man
 
What redpillers call the "friendzone" is actually the orbiter zone. Foids don't want male friends. They want fuck buddies (chad) or orbiters (non-chad). But never real male friends.
High IQ.
 
why would we want the friendzone tbh, thats more of a tease
 
I have never been a friend zone because if I get denied sexually I am not interested anymore and want nothing to do with the bitch and I don’t have the mental energy to be a nice guy cuck and hang around
 
being a "friend" to females was pure hell but im not going to lie to OP in that i did actually have a bittersweet enjoyment from it
back when i was 12/13 i was an orbiter to a slut and she used to wear thongs. it was even hotter when i found out her mom didn't allow her to wear thongs so she would share/borrow thongs with her best friend. we would both get to school at around 640am and her best friend would get there and they would just hop into the bathroom and come out wearing a thong.
obviously, i never saw her switch them personally (almost did once but the girls told me not to look so like a dumbass i was a 'good boy' and went outside to guard the door to make sure nobody came and found us) but she would wear skirts with her uniform and always was a tease. since she thought i was gay she didnt mind me looking up her skirt and she would even twirl around and her delicious young ass cheeks would show up. used to stay up many a night fapping furiously to those cheeks
 
It's over for orbitercels,i'm desperate for affection but i don't want to be a fucking simp at the same time :feelsrope:
 
Youngcels:

Savor these precious moments while a foid might still consider you as a "long lost uncle or brother" to her.

Treasure these sacred moments while a foid might still allow you to lightly touch her on her arm or on her back.

Because once you start norwooding, you will NEVER TOUCH A FOID AGAIN without going to prison for it.

Once you're norwooding, foids will only ever see you as a disgusting rapist, regardless of anything you say or do to show her otherwise.
tbh
Sounds cucked but I still remember it kinda fondly back when I used to do that
 
Lol foids dont like you touching them when your in the friend zone
 
being a "friend" to females was pure hell but im not going to lie to OP in that i did actually have a bittersweet enjoyment from it
back when i was 12/13 i was an orbiter to a slut and she used to wear thongs. it was even hotter when i found out her mom didn't allow her to wear thongs so she would share/borrow thongs with her best friend. we would both get to school at around 640am and her best friend would get there and they would just hop into the bathroom and come out wearing a thong.
obviously, i never saw her switch them personally (almost did once but the girls told me not to look so like a dumbass i was a 'good boy' and went outside to guard the door to make sure nobody came and found us) but she would wear skirts with her uniform and always was a tease. since she thought i was gay she didnt mind me looking up her skirt and she would even twirl around and her delicious young ass cheeks would show up. used to stay up many a night fapping furiously to those cheeks
fapfuel
 
Imagine unironically promoting the friendzone.
 
Cuck-tier thread. If a girl is leading you on, then cut her off and pump and dump her without her consent.
 
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being a "friend" to females was pure hell but im not going to lie to OP in that i did actually have a bittersweet enjoyment from it
back when i was 12/13 i was an orbiter to a slut and she used to wear thongs. it was even hotter when i found out her mom didn't allow her to wear thongs so she would share/borrow thongs with her best friend. we would both get to school at around 640am and her best friend would get there and they would just hop into the bathroom and come out wearing a thong.
obviously, i never saw her switch them personally (almost did once but the girls told me not to look so like a dumbass i was a 'good boy' and went outside to guard the door to make sure nobody came and found us) but she would wear skirts with her uniform and always was a tease. since she thought i was gay she didnt mind me looking up her skirt and she would even twirl around and her delicious young ass cheeks would show up. used to stay up many a night fapping furiously to those cheeks
:feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh:
 
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Good riddance tbh
 

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