SuicideFuel You'll never be a handsome daddy

[Raper]

 

[Total Imbecile]

Somebody link the "youre literally raising a fleshlight for another man to enjoy" pasta

 

[Deleted member 5712]

just being a daddy would be fine enough for me
her first bath
her first steps
her first period
her first tits
maybe im getting too escited here!

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Wtf? This is one thing I don't want to ever experience.

There are so many problems with this.

- Kids cost a fortune.
- Kids require 24/7 attention.
- You have good chances of watching them grow up to be complete fuckups just like you and/or hating you
- If you incest them you're fucked.
- If they grow up to get fucked by Chad you're cucked.

There is literally no winning in this unless you were born with top tier genetics and had a normal life which none of us have.

 

[Konon]

Joke's on them. In 10 years they'll have beer bellies, balding head and regrets that they ever married and had kids.

 

[ElliotRodgerHere]

Joke's on them. In 10 years they'll have beer bellies, balding head and regrets that they ever married and had kids.

What's the alternative? Dying alone in a nursing home where none of the caregivers give two fucks about you?

 

[TheRealChincel]

Last thing I’d ever want.

 

[takERisks]

What's the alternative? Dying alone in a nursing home where none of the caregivers give two fucks about you?

JFL if you care about life at that stage

 

[whogivesafucc]

lol even if i somehow managed to get a daughter she'd probably cry upon seeing me or scream

it's over.

 

[deadman123]

If I was a dad I would only like to have MALES.. Imagine knowing that eventually your daughter will be getting fucked by multiple guys, and all you can do is smile and accept your fate..

 

[Deleted member 60]

you think he smashed?

 

[dinesh12]

I'll never have this. No one would want kids with a 5'7" currycel.

 

[Jockcel]

Raising a daughter is cucked and don't ask me why.

What's the alternative? Dying alone in a nursing home where none of the caregivers give two fucks about you?

Damn. This is actuallu pretty disturbing and depressing.

 

[Konon]

What's the alternative? Dying alone in a nursing home where none of the caregivers give two fucks about you?

The alternative is living alone by yourself, drinking, watching anime, reading books listening to your favourite music and dying peacefully of liver disease. Literally better than getting married to an ugly cunt that'll hate you and make your life hell.