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You wouldn't fuck a landwhale

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because you couldn't.. You think you can but you can't because if you engage in sexual act with her, your dick would be going down.. It's some sort of biological instinct and I think there's science behind that. You can only fuck landwhales if you have BBW fetish. 
I know yeah, you're a virgin.. you think you could fuck a landwhale if you had a chance, well good luck on that because you won't cum at all.
@ItsOver can confirm this. He thought he could fuck a landwhale in Thailand.. Well same shit happened to him. 

You will never fuck a landwhale unless you have fetish for BBW girls.


@Melinda You wouldn't fuck those women too https://incels.is/Thread-How-low-are-your-standards-Show-it-in-pictures
 
Bravo a very legit thread. People have accused me here of fakecing when I say I am REPULSED by them.
And do you have any idea how disgusting their pussies are? I have seen only one inrl from a semi.chubby girl,that shit was nasty.
It was rough,unbalanced,and just FAT and smelly. It is horrible.
 
I wouldn't be able to. I think it's become human males are attracted to human females. Landwhales don't look like human females. They look like walrus.
 
I wouldn’t but I’d still desire them emotionally. I actually had a crush on a landwhale when I was a kid just because she was nice to me, asked her out and told me she just wants to stay friends. Worst thing I did was asking sluts out when I was a kid cause I looked uglier and my eye area made me look like an alien because of how much it didn’t fit my face.
 
Lol i dont mind fucking a bbw.
 
I would and I could if her face wasn't too bad.
 
Fucking legit thread. This should be stickied.

CopingGymcel said:
I would and I could if her face wasn't too bad.

Only because you're on test. In terms of standards you've ascended.
 
Incel_Dikshit said:
Lol i dont mind fucking a bbw.
Lol how do you know ?

CopingGymcel said:
I would and I could if her face wasn't too bad.
again how do you know if you have never tried?

Me and ItsOver only knows here lul
 
No whales for me. Nuh uh.
 
No, just....no.
 
Here's what happens boyos.

You get the opportunity with the landwhale. The back of your mind is screaming 'don't do it' but you press on, rationalizing yourself it'll be alright, a hole is a goal etc.

Then the thing comes back to your room and takes it's clothes off. You're instantly repulsed. Foreplay - kissing this horrible creature etc makes you even more disgusted.

Eventually you can get hard because it gives you a blowjob, you close your eyes and imagine a hot girl. But then the sex happens. You can't pretend it's a hot girl anymore, because when you're thrusting away you can feel those fat rolls underneath you. Instant boner killer.

I assure you porn is better. No one is volcel for rejecting landwhales.
 
itsOVER said:
Here's what happens boyos.

You get the opportunity with the landwhale. The back of your mind is screaming 'don't do it' but you press on, rationalizing yourself it'll be alright, a hole is a goal etc.

Then the thing comes back to your room and takes it's clothes off. You're instantly repulsed. Foreplay - kissing this horrible creature etc makes you even more disgusted.

Eventually you can get hard because it gives you a blowjob, you close your eyes and imagine a hot girl. But then the sex happens. You can't pretend it's a hot girl anymore, because when you're thrusting away you can feel those fat rolls underneath you. Instant boner killer.

I assure you porn is better. No one is volcel for rejecting landwhales.

How big are we talking about here ? Morbidly obese ?
 
itsOVER said:
Here's what happens boyos.

You get the opportunity with the landwhale. The back of your mind is screaming 'don't do it' but you press on, rationalizing yourself it'll be alright, a hole is a goal etc.

Then the thing comes back to your room and takes it's clothes off. You're instantly repulsed. Foreplay - kissing this horrible creature etc makes you even more disgusted.

Eventually you can get hard because it gives you a blowjob, you close your eyes and imagine a hot girl. But then the sex happens. You can't pretend it's a hot girl anymore, because when you're thrusting away you can feel those fat rolls underneath you. Instant boner killer.

I assure you porn is better. No one is volcel for rejecting landwhales.

Lmao exactly same.. blowjobs are okay but as soon as you enter.. its over for ur dick
 
rotandrise said:
How big are we talking about here ? Morbidly obese ?

Not morbidly obese but definitely well overweight. Like 160lbs at 5ft 2.
 
itsOVER said:
Not morbidly obese but definitely well overweight. Like 160lbs at 5ft 2.

Ugh disgusting. The fattest I am willingy to fuck is  5'7 145 lbs with a cute face.
 
I dont think my dick would even make it to the vagina due to all the fat, but I would fuck a fat girl that looked like this.
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Crustaciouse said:
I dont think my dick would even make it to the vagina due to all the fat, but I would fuck a fat girl that looked like this.
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Lol she is not that fat. I'd drill her in a heartbeat.
 
Crustaciouse said:
I dont think my dick would even make it to the vagina due to all the fat, but I would fuck a fat girl that looked like this.
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call me volcel, but no.

and this isnt what we refer to as whales.


this is a whale

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Crustaciouse said:
I dont think my dick would even make it to the vagina due to all the fat, but I would fuck a fat girl that looked like this.
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Lucoa cosplay!

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Tempus Edax Rerum said:
call me volcel, but no.

Wtf why not? It doesn't even matter really because we will never have the chance.
 
rotandrise said:
Why do weebs enjoy this ?

Enjoy what? Big tiddy bitches? Why wouldn't I?
 
Kointo said:
Enjoy what? Big tiddy bitches? Why wouldn't I?

I actually highly dislike big tittied bitches, I don't like a body that is disproportioned, and on top of that big boobs=big nipples(puke)
 
Tempus Edax Rerum said:
I actually highly dislike big tittied bitches, I don't like a body that is disproportioned, and on top of that big boobs=big nipples(puke)

It's just preference. I don't like it too much either.
 
People would take incels more seriously if your standards were extremely low. Incels need to make the public believe they have no standards. When bluepillers are no longer able to use the "incels are incel because high standards" argument, they'll be FORCED to consider the fact that incel just might be a legit issue. Who cares if you wouldn't fuck a fattie if your life depended on it. Pretend you would. Let the lurkers believe you'll date anyone no matter how old, fat or disabled.
 
FuckShitPiss said:
People would take incels more seriously if your standards were extremely low. Incels need to make the public believe they have no standards. When bluepillers are no longer able to use the "incels are incel because high standards" argument, they'll be FORCED to consider the fact that incel just might be a legit issue.  Who cares if you wouldn't fuck a fattie if your life depended on it. Pretend you would. Let the lurkers believe you'll date anyone no matter how old, fat or disabled.

But I'm volcel. I'm not that desperate for sex.
 
FuckShitPiss said:
People would take incels more seriously if your standards were extremely low. Incels need to make the public believe they have no standards. When bluepillers are no longer able to use the "incels are incel because high standards" argument, they'll be FORCED to consider the fact that incel just might be a legit issue.  Who cares if you wouldn't fuck a fattie if your life depended on it. Pretend you would. Let the lurkers believe you'll date anyone no matter how old, fat or disabled.
We only say these things because we have never had a chance to have sex. If a woman offered sex no one on here would care what she looked like.
 
FuckShitPiss said:
People would take incels more seriously if your standards were extremely low. Incels need to make the public believe they have no standards. When bluepillers are no longer able to use the "incels are incel because high standards" argument, they'll be FORCED to consider the fact that incel just might be a legit issue.  Who cares if you wouldn't fuck a fattie if your life depended on it. Pretend you would. Let the lurkers believe you'll date anyone no matter how old, fat or disabled.
I would date a normal looking looksmatch, not a cow or disfigured autist
 
FuckShitPiss said:
People would take incels more seriously if your standards were extremely low. Incels need to make the public believe they have no standards. When bluepillers are no longer able to use the "incels are incel because high standards" argument, they'll be FORCED to consider the fact that incel just might be a legit issue.  Who cares if you wouldn't fuck a fattie if your life depended on it. Pretend you would. Let the lurkers believe you'll date anyone no matter how old, fat or disabled.

I don't give a fuck what the public thinks. It doesn't really matter anyway.
 
Oh man, the last whale I harpooned is still trying to text me. Her face was really bad and she doesn't even have a nice curvy lower body. It was terrible. I had to close my eyes and pretend it was someone else. I only did it because I've been dateless for so long and simply wanted to date anyone, just to feel desired.
 
Idk, my standards are pretty low at this point
 
This is the kind of fat I like : 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/724911/81851986.jpg

Not this : 

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Fat-Woman-11.jpeg
 
I don't think I could fuck one, especially now I'm older and I'd need more to get my dick to work. She'd have to be 3/10+ and not morbidly obese but even below that, a rare few over the past few decades have shown interest in an LTR only [no femoids ever wanted casual sex with me] and I never met the minimum standards on their checklist and was rejected anyway. 

The competition is intense for femoids above the absolute bottom tier, even below that standard they have guys with fetishes for 400lb whales or deformed, dwarves ect and they will literally fuck anything with a pulse given the opportunity. 

I was never in the game, I'm just sitting as an eternal spectator.
 

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