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You won't BELIEVE what I told my therapist

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mrhaircut33

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i told her "if you care so much about my depression, why don't you open up your roast beef flaps and let me stick it in". LMAO
 
L O W I N H I B
 
The madman himself, what did she say back?
 
If you were attractive and actually did say something like that, I can almost guarantee most women psychs would've let you do it.
 
I had one cunt in my group therapy that I'm 99% sure was blowing any remotely attractive male.
 
click bait title much? also this is probably a lie
 
gstvtrp said:
Lol what did she say

She kind of gasped in awe and took a few seconds to respond and couldn't think of what to say for a lil bit then told me "I'm married" and the rest of the session was really quiet and we "called it early"
 
mrhaircut33 said:
She kind of gasped in awe and took a few seconds to respond and couldn't think of what to say for a lil bit then told me "I'm married" and the rest of the session was really quiet and we "called it early"

Being married isn't an excuse. She just found you ugly
 
mrhaircut33 said:
She kind of gasped in awe and took a few seconds to respond and couldn't think of what to say for a lil bit then told me "I'm married" and the rest of the session was really quiet and we "called it early"

Yikes that’s awkward
 
I'm doing this on my next session. Don't care if it lands me in the psych ward. I could use a break from work tbh
 
The only things that can land you in the psych ward is stating you're imminently suicidal or planning murder.

Nobody cares otherwise. Nobody cares if you die either, but society has this weird dichotomy with suicide.
 
>[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]You won't BELIEVE what I told my therapist[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]You are right. I did not believe.[/font]
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
click bait title much? also this is probably a lie

I hate you so fucking much dude. I hate you so so so much
 
mrhaircut33 said:
I hate you so fucking much dude. I hate you so so so much

Why because I refute most of the dumb shit you say? your most likely an inceltear infiltrator anyways
 
LOL damn. Good one. The one therapist I went to literally looked like a dead zombie when I was saying stuff.
 
>clickb8 title

>tells half a story

>larps as the cool guy

Thattotallyhappened.jpg
 
DankIncel said:
>clickb8 title

>tells half a story

>larps as the cool guy

Thattotallyhappened.jpg

I know right? we are getting infiltrated by inceltears users more then ever now
 
mrhaircut33 said:
i told her "if you care so much about my depression, why don't you open up your roast beef flaps and let me stick it in". LMAO

Careful dude or you'll end up like me
 
wandercamp said:
Careful dude or you'll end up like me

what happen?


Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
I know right? we are getting infiltrated by inceltears users more then ever now

inceltears? you think i am one of those cunts? i have personally gotten into several wars in my messenger with incelqueers cunts. I don't have time to entertain stupid fucking false accusations
 
mrhaircut33 said:
what happen?



inceltears? you think i am one of those cunts? i have personally gotten into several wars in my messenger with incelqueers cunts. I don't have time to entertain stupid fucking false accusations



Alright bro my bad. Just trying to test the waters
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Alright bro my bad. Just trying to test the waters

ok bro. i forgive you. i just dont like being accused of being  a fake


QuantumDummy said:
If you were attractive and actually did say something like that, I can almost guarantee most women psychs would've let you do it.

why is that? what is it about psychs? do they tend to be whores or something? well all women are whores, but more-so than the average woman per se?


wandercamp said:
Careful dude or you'll end up like me

what happen to u bro?
 
The chadcel patient would have gotten to stick it in at that point.
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
click bait title much? also this is probably a lie

Yeah I can't believe that most people are falling for this.
 
mrhaircut33 said:
She kind of gasped in awe and took a few seconds to respond and couldn't think of what to say for a lil bit then told me "I'm married" and the rest of the session was really quiet and we "called it early"

More incels need to say shit like this to women. If you were attractive I can guarantee she would've let you inside her fishy axe wound.
 
mrhaircut33 said:
ok bro. i forgive you. i just dont like being accused of being  a fake



why is that? what is it about psychs? do they tend to be whores or something? well all women are whores, but more-so than the average woman per se?



what happen to u bro?




Women are women, it has nothing do with the profession. Just imagine you're a psych and have a hot chick tell you she can't get any dick, you'd do the same if she was up for it. I'm sure its happened to a lot of attractive dudes before, its had to.
 
Savage as fuck bro.

To be honest i'm surprised she wasn't BROKEN by the savagery. Therapists are typically cut from the cloth of middle class and upper middle class liberal left wing feminist backgrounds. They spend years in social justice infested academia and then are somehow supposed to understand some of the most damaged and degenerate people on earth?

Chances are she probably thinks you will rape her now.
 
If you were chad, her marriage wouldn’t have been a problem.

She would just say, “ it will be be our secret
 
Things is, the rugby team said the exact same thing to her in college, and she let them all in. Daily. So much so that she barely got passing marks in her intro psych classes and failed out of premed because she was too busy doing coke in the sorority house while getting spit-roasted, but still wanted to virtue signal with a health care job. Now she goes home and laughs with her BBC husband about your subhuman looks and lack of NT behavior. And somehow femoids and cucks consider her an upstanding citizen of society. We live in a fallen world.
 
fukmylyf said:
I'm doing this on my next session. Don't care if it lands me in the psych ward. I could use a break from work tbh

How'd it go
 
If a mentalcel like gambler said this shed let him bang
 
What the fuck, this is why you're incel and depressed you absolute mess
 
onetruevolcel said:
What the fuck, this is why you're incel and depressed you absolute mess

Fuck off already you retarded ass shitposter. Take your stupid "hurr dis y ur incel" shit somewhere else. Or kill yourself, either one works.
 
Fucking LOL. But surely a depression therapist has heard all sorts of crazy shit.
 
onetruevolcel said:
What the fuck, this is why you're incel and depressed you absolute mess

>projecting
 
Your title is correct.  :skeptical:
 
commander_zoidberg said:
Therapists are typically cut from the cloth of middle class and upper middle class liberal left wing feminist backgrounds. They spend years in social justice infested academia and then are somehow supposed to understand some of the most damaged and degenerate people on earth? 

Chances are she probably thinks you will rape her now.
kek

I'm glad mine thinks I'll rape her.
 
QuantumDummy said:
If you were attractive and actually did say something like that, I can almost guarantee most women psychs would've let you do it.

Attractive men don't need therapy. In fact, unattractive men don't need it either, they just need a new face.
 
LMAO

The absolute madman.

II don't believe you.
 
fukmylyf said:
I'm doing this on my next session. Don't care if it lands me in the psych ward. I could use a break from work tbh
It's so dumb, they're basically like "No! Don't kill yourself" But at the same time "Ohh, we don't care you can't get laid, it's your fault for not being hot, go die"
 

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