SuicideFuel You Will Never Get to Make Out With a Girl

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Even if you Escortcel, escorts do not kiss or anything like that due to STD spreading.

 

[SmugMohito]

You could just take advantage of a drunk girl. As long as you're not old and deformed.

But then you'll have to deal with the alcohol breath and the puking.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

You could just take advantage of a drunk girl. As long as you're not old and deformed.

But then you'll have to deal with the alcohol breath and the puking.

I tried that once, she rejected me and her friend called the cops on me, spent a night in jail.

 

[Cynistic]

You will never be hugged by a woman whos not family.

 

[SmugMohito]

I tried that once, she rejected me and her friend called the cops on me, spent a night in jail.

Really? What went wrong?

 

[Gremlincel]

I love these low-effort suicide fuel threads.
They're the essential snacks of incels.is. I gotta make some of my own.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Really? What went wrong?

So this girl was super drunk I asked her if she wanted to make out, she just shook her head, i leaned in and was like "really, why? come on?" and she just turned around. Her friend was beside her and said "she's drunk, why would you do that?", i'm like "im sort of drunk too so can you blame me" and she got all bitchy about how i was taking advantage of her. I eventually said "fuck off" so she called one of the cops (there were like 4 at the party already) and he arrested me after i admitted. They didn't press charges since nothing happened and it would have just been a small thing anyway.

 

[SmugMohito]

So this girl was super drunk I asked her if she wanted to make out, she just shook her head, i leaned in and was like "really, why? come on?" and she just turned around. Her friend was beside her and said "she's drunk, why would you do that?", i'm like "im sort of drunk too so can you blame me" and she got all bitchy about how i was taking advantage of her. I eventually said "fuck off" so she called one of the cops (there were like 4 at the party already) and he arrested me after i admitted. They didn't press charges since nothing happened and it would have just been a small thing anyway.

Ah.

Your first mistake was doing this to a girl with a friend.

Your second mistake was not making sure the friend was drunk too.

Your third was not distracting your friend.

Your fourth wasn't stealing a kiss and running away.

If you're an incel you've got to plan ahead.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Ah.

Your first mistake was doing this to a girl with a friend.

Your second mistake was not making sure the friend was drunk too.

Your third was not distracting your friend.

Your fourth wasn't stealing a kiss and running away.

If you're an incel you've got to plan ahead.

I'm just not doing that anymore. I'm not even going to parties anymore I'm trying to corporatemax now.

 

[▼▼ ΔQUA .biz ▼▼]

I love these low-effort suicide fuel threads.
They're the essential snacks of incels.is. I gotta make some of my own.

 

[Deleted member 677]

So this girl was super drunk I asked her if she wanted to make out, she just shook her head, i leaned in and was like "really, why? come on?" and she just turned around. Her friend was beside her and said "she's drunk, why would you do that?", i'm like "im sort of drunk too so can you blame me" and she got all bitchy about how i was taking advantage of her. I eventually said "fuck off" so she called one of the cops (there were like 4 at the party already) and he arrested me after i admitted. They didn't press charges since nothing happened and it would have just been a small thing anyway.

You should have shot them both.

 

[SmugMohito]

I'm just not doing that anymore. I'm not even going to parties anymore I'm trying to corporatemax now.

Okay. Make sure they don't accuse you of sexual harassment and if you do make it big then make sure they don't have any dirt to dig.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Okay. Make sure they don't accuse you of sexual harassment and if you do make it big then make sure they don't have any dirt to dig.

I know i know, I've already been accused of workplace harassment once.

 

[oldcel75]

Even if you Escortcel, escorts do not kiss or anything like that due to STD spreading.

If you do sextourismceling you do.