LifeFuel You will lose your virginity... at 50! Just wait!

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“Most importantly though, it shouldn't matter whether your partner is a virgin or not”

there they go again with the “shoulds”

fuck them

> non-virgin
> Wife material
 
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So that IT poster was conceived at around 35? That would explain why they post on that sub.
There is absolutely no way you could ever say for certain that you'll live your whole life and die a virgin.

Well I'm dying by 30 and as you said, some people lose their virginity in their 50s (basically betabux simp men) and "Born again virgin women".
 
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wow okay so all i have to do is sit and wait
 
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Don’t worry incel, if a woman is lonely enough and close enough to death, she will pick you and let you fuck her post menopausal dry pussy! She will think about all the Chad’s she had in her 20’s to keep from dry heaving from seeing your face.

We’re going to make it bro!
 
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Will I even be alive at 50 jfl
 
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Hate_my_life said:
So that IT poster was conceived at around 35? That would explain why they post on that sub
 
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just wagecuck till 50 bro
 
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just wait 50 years theory
 
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I'm starting to be convinced these folks are the ones that require therapy.

Hate_my_life said:
So that IT poster was conceived at around 35? That would explain why they post on that sub.
Brutal ngl :feelskek:

D3X said:
just wait 50 years theory
 
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Hate_my_life said:
So that IT poster was conceived at around 35? That would explain why they post on that sub.

Yeah, it explains too why he's autistic enough to believe his mother was a virgin at 35.
 
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Anyone knows why r/shortcels have not been purged from reddit yet?
 
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The world is a great big place and we're more connected with each other thanks to the internet than we ever have been.

this low IQ argument again

when the villages became "more connected" with the cities, they were immediately deserted, same shit with society
 
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Colvin76 said:
Will I even be alive at 50 jfl

Just wait until you hit retirement home brah.
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
“Most importantly though, it shouldn't matter whether your partner is a virgin or not”

there they go again with the “shoulds”

fuck them

> non-virgin
> Wife material
A robot will always be better than a non-virgin.
 
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just wait until your in a nursing home theory
 
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I will only have even less SMV at 50.
 
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turbocuckcel_7000 said:
this low IQ argument again

when the villages became "more connected" with the cities, they were immediately deserted, same shit with society
The rejects are even more disconnected:cryfeels:
 
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LastGerman said:
Just wait until you hit retirement home brah.
Just wait till you're hospitalized and on life support bro!
 
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in other words reddit is cucked and many men are disposable
 
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Im 8 years overdue for sex.

They lied
 
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nihility said:
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wow okay so all i have to do is sit and wait
sit and fucking wait for 50 FUCKING YEARS just to be able to have A CHANCE, A CHANCE at something that normies get to do IN THEIR FUCKING TEENS.
HONK HONK HONK
 
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LastGerman said:
Just wait until you hit retirement home brah.
just fuck a grandma bro
 
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Lol I read that retarded comment before.
 
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Emergency Manual said:
Don’t worry incel, if a woman is lonely enough and close enough to death, she will pick you and let you fuck her post menopausal dry pussy! She will think about all the Chad’s she had in her 20’s to keep from dry heaving from seeing your face.

We’re going to make it bro!
:feelskek::feelskek:
Emba said:
Im 8 years overdue for sex.

They lied
Are you really 58???
HueHueBr said:
At least you don't have to wait until you're 70....this should be lifefuel
 
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Can't wait for all that 50 year-old leftover Chadrone cummies.
 
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As an oldcel in his early thirties who has lost hope I would still rather lose my virginity at 50 to some old roastie who would care for me and show me affection rather just die a lonely, miserable virgin never knowing what it's like to be in a intimate relationship with a woman. It's not much compared to what every one else gets but its better than absolutely nothing at all.

I don't think you younger guys realize that when you get to thirties life just doesn't stop. YOu don't just stop wanting sex or finding females attractive. You might even start to find older women your own age attractive. And you stop caring about wanting some virgin. You just don't want to be alone anymore.
 
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Gotta wait for the sex robot waifu revolution.
 
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Emba said:
Im 8 years overdue for sex.

They lied
Brutal, you should ask for a refund on life
 
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Reminds me of that old feminist hag SergeantIncel @SergeantIncel debated with.

"Inceldom is not a thing because according to this here, most people end up with a partner at 70". This is like saying "jail isn't a thing because most people get out of jail after 40 years or so". Just lose all your best years and then fuck a mummy theory.
 
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If you even manage to survive till 50
 
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I won't live to 50
 
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I'm 57, still didn't have sex.
 
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LastGerman said:
Just wait until you hit retirement home brah.
Just drive the golf cart at the reitirement home brah.
 
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rightfulcel said:
Just drive the golf cart at the reitirement home brah.

Driver licence moggs me.
 
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I want to die way before 50
 
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Just wait because its not like humans were meant and built to primarily be having sex in their 20s. Youll find her at 78! When her 3 partner polyamorus relationship just isnt paying the bills shell add you on!
 
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Jfl at being 50 years old and virgin.
Definite ER fuel
 
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Most of us will rope before 50
 
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Waiting until you're 50 instead of roping at 30

 
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Losing your virginity at 50 is honestly sadder than just roping. Waiting 40 years just to stick your dick in someone, when you're already a decaying mess, your younger better years totally wasted and on the verge of having your dick stop working due to sheer age.

I'd unironically rather rope than experience something so depressing. It's one of those things where it's so late on that this isn't even really ascending, you're literally at the end of your life by then and it won't undo the 50 years of misery you experienced prior.
 
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mental_out said:
Losing your virginity at 50 is honestly sadder than just roping. Waiting 40 years just to stick your dick in someone, when you're already a decaying mess, your younger better years totally wasted and on the verge of having your dick stop working due to sheer age.

I'd unironically rather rope than experience something so depressing. It's one of those things where it's so late on that this isn't even really ascending, you're literally at the end of your life by then and it won't undo the 50 years of misery you experienced prior.

I remember a podcast that Serge did with a foid psychologist like a year ago, that's on youtube. She unironically said something like "many people wait until they're 70 to do the deed and marry". It was then I knew clown world was in full effect.
 
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Uglychincel said:
I remember a podcast that Serge did with a foid psychologist like a year ago, that's on youtube. She unironically said something like "many people wait until they're 70 to do the deed and marry". It was then I knew clown world was in full effect.
What many people? By 70 your dick probably doesn't even work any more. It's ironic that women cry about "bad female anatomy" but don't understand shit like that, stupid retards.

On top of it by 50 all you'll find is women who want you so they can leech of someone because they can't find anyone else, literal gold diggers is about all thats left. At that point why even bother
 
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mental_out said:
What many people? By 70 your dick probably doesn't even work any more. It's ironic that women cry about "bad female anatomy" but don't understand shit like that, stupid retards.

On top of it by 50 all you'll find is women who want you so they can leech of someone because they can't find anyone else, literal gold diggers is about all thats left. At that point why even bother

I have no idea. People just like to virtue-signal to the xtreme these days, it's out of control. Surely these people know that women start having shit eggs by 30, and if I remember correctly there'a like a 66% higher chance of the child being retarded every 4 years after that. And men's T drops dramatically after 30 as well. These people who claim to be "educated scientists" literally won't accept empirical facts that hypergamy is out of control, and that 18-30 is the best time to have sex and raise kids because of high energy levels.

All the shit they say is to the extreme contrary and extraordinarily outrageous now even if it makes no logical or scientific sense,
"Just marry a 45 year old single mother, she's more stable"
"Even though she's had 150 partners before you, that doesn't matter and she surely won't cheat on you"
"Sex doesn't matter, there's other things in life"