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Cope You wake up in the body of a chad. What do you do?

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Some bored billionaire with CIA ties named Peter Thiel is reading incels.is some day. He notices your posts and they intrigue him. He wants to know what the suppressed rage of incels would do if it was met with power.
You are abducted and taken to the nearest CIA facility. Here you're given suppressed facial reconstruction technology, where your bones and entire facial structure is altered to that of a perfect aesthetic ai generated chad similar to the build of a top psl mogger. Your skin is replaced by stemcel created youthful skin in a lab. Your limbs are lengthened to the height of 6'3 in a painless way. If you're brown, your eye color and skin are altered blue and white. After a few months, the project is complete. You step out, a 10/10 aryan beast.

The world looks the same but something is fundamentally different. You're part of it now. People acknowledge you. People want to get to know you they're intrigued by you. Frats want you in, you're invited to parties and all kinds of networking and social events. Women go from this mythical entity out of your reach, to being disposable by the thousands, worshipping your existence and ready to leave any boyfriends they have. Dykes and bi foids turn straight for you. When you open up to women about how you were abused by society, every foid turns into mother theresa and pours out their heart for their poor damaged baby. Deep down you know how conditional this "sympathy" is.

The question is, do you choose to forget your lifetime of blackpill experiences and live in bliss? Do you marry into intergenerational wealth and become a billionaire? Do you become a debauched degenerate and indulge in the sexual conquest? Do you spread your subhuman seed? You possess a magical ability over any foid by simply having your facial flesh arranged in an aesthetic manner. What can you do with it?

Personally, I would make it my mission to pump and dump as many chadsexual foids. I don't care if I'm accelerating hypergamy - the foids I'm targeting are the most hypergamous. I'm gonna take viagra and efficiently churn through several per day. On the side I'll impregnate them and convince them that I'll commit to them kek, and hopefully curse a ton of foids with subhuman children.

I'm going to become a twitch streamer and amass a following of tens of thousands of men, and then livestream myself stealing men's girlfriends live with some very light rizz. I'll shove the blackpill down their throat until not even the highest tier poki subs can refuse it. Acting in a manner that would ideally get sub5 men to rise up. I'll go on side quests to try to seduce the most powerful hag ceos/heiresses with husbands, record the entire thing and then blackmail them into giving me millions or I expose their cheating.

Alternatively I would infect my dick with some lethal STD and cause the biggest outbreak in modern history, which news outlets will be baffled when it's traced back to a singular man.
 
sign up for tinder and smesh 4 noodlestacys
 
Pump and dump a bunch of whores as revenge for all the rejection I faced. My turn to reject them after one time now. Then, after a year of this, I want one Stacy gf to settle down with and LTR
 
Have sex with as many foids as possinlble till i die
 
amass a great harem, marry rich foids, run for president and become dictator for life and give foids zero rights. Life under my dictatorship would unironically be a incel utopia.

I'd court and manipulate to create a incel world order in video game.
 
First, I would fuck many girls and then I would find someone nice and marry her.

Other than that, I would probably not change my life that much. Of course I would be more comfortable going to e.g. social events, so I would probably spend less time on my PC.
 
I would build a harem for myself and have 10 children with 10 different foids or more
 
follow in the footsteps of Jeremy Meeks
 
Didn't read but basically I'd have a lot of fun doing stand-ups to whores or turning them down to break their ego, since I'd be the only one who could do it (and more chads should do it too, stupid cucks). Afterwards, I'd try to select the most good-looking foids I could, rail and try my luck with many of them until I attempt to stay with one I feel fits best, but without all the cucked emotional attachments to prevent disappointment later down the road.

Probably make fun of the idiots who used to bully me, and start a career as a model or something like that. Allow myself to get taken care of by some horny foid, and not have to work a day in my life. Afterwards, get a social circle and do things that chad does, mainly partying.
TL;DR: tutorial mode.
 
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Literally just go outside and enjoy life.
 
i will humilate and abuse foids
 
Get a noodle harem
 

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