I would just start throwing random haymakers at random. Maybe extend my foot and make them trip, then stomp their skulls on the pavement.
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throw rocks into the crowd NGL
Go ER
oh true, nice strategy. Maybe a nice baseball. I can throw a baseball pretty fast.
Tramples me
Pretty sure they'd change course if i were there
Being a manlet, I would most likely get pushed over and then stepped on
Luckily that's my fetish
Luckily that's my fetish
Bunch of hens.
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I would suck their toes
My bomb vest would magically go off
Get the flamethrower
fish in a barrel
Lol you been posting lots of barstool-esque shit, you recently join a frat or something?
I would steal a semi truck and run them all over.
Boing boing boing
embrace them and hug them
stampedes me
they are all running towards CHAD
Blow my brains out with a sawed off and hope to do collateral damage.
I'd make them run the other direction
Throw Horse Manure in their path and watch as the front line stops then the subsequent lines behind them make the first lines get thrown onto the horse manure. 
GTA 5 Ray Gun : P
Trip at least one of them up so she eats pavement, then happily get stampeded to death.
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