She's single too.
This is what I would do: If this woman, who resembles Hong Meiling, really is guarding a prized chocolate factory surrounded by brick walls, I would approach her slowly and try to sneak in through the open gate. I want that chocolate all to myself and some Soviet LARPing MILF is not going to control my sugarlicious destiny. However, I think she would quickly wake up despite my niggerisms. Then I think she would jump in the air like Stinkmeaner's crew from The Boondocks referring to that one scene when they beat the absolute shit out of Huey and his brother during recess, and land in front of me. I would freeze and tell her I need to cross because chocolate. She would obviously deny me entry and then I would challenge her to a 1v1. She probably has some ninja shit up her sleeve seeing as how she easily jumped 10 feet in front of me, so I would wisen up and crack my knuckles and give my body a good stretch. Then I would lunge at her, aiming for her neck jugular, attempting to connect my neck chop to her niggerlicious neck. She would most likely block and counter with a Muy Thai kick to my face, but I would jump back last second. We fight at insane speeds like Zodd vs Guts at the motherfucking Hill of Swords, exchanging blow after blow. My insane reflexes would still surprise the bitch (refined from years of FPS shooters), but ultimately her strength would overpower me. I somehow land on the grass with her boobs on my face and she would have that anime moment where they blush because their fat boobas are smothering someone again on accident. I would just lay there and accept that the chocolate factory doesn't matter because I have my white chocolate right here. The end.
