LifeFuel You probably orgasmmog the average starfishing Becky.

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Apologies in advance to NoFapcels.

A Becky who is stuck in a relationship with a beta schlub who she has little to no attraction to probably doesn't get any good orgasms anymore.

This probably describes a good majority of women nowadays.

They might go after Chad but somehow I doubt every married Becky out there is going after Chad on Tinder.

Your hand probably delivers a better orgasm, on average, than what she gets from a weatherbeaten Brad, if she's even having sex very often anymore.
 
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My chad friends told me getting a handjob from a woman is actually not that nice because they don’t how to operate the penis while men have years of expierence.
 
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She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
 
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Females dont need to orgasm to pass on their genetics tbh. Only men do. The female orgasm is rare in order for the female to be picky. The male orgasm is common and easy to achieve to make sure men can fuck as many foids as possible. This mechanism, however, is completely wasted on men like us who watch porn and coom in the toilet. Nothing to feel good about.
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Females dont need to orgasm to pass on their genetics tbh. Only men do. The female orgasm is rare in order for the female to be picky. The male orgasm is common and easy to achieve to make sure men can fuck as many foids as possible. This mechanism, however, is completely wasted on men like us who watch porn and coom in the toilet. Nothing to feel good about.
There's nothing to feel good about feeling good?
 
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Mindmaxx said:
There's nothing to feel good about feeling good?

Yes. Your dopamine receptors would stop responding to this after a while. Jerking off would lose its appeal. Nature is clever enough to make sure real sex mogs jerking off; if not our ancestors would have jerked off all day and none of us would exist.
 
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doesn't matter, she mogs me in every other aspect
 
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azakhan said:
My chad friends told me getting a handjob from a woman is actually not that nice because they don’t how to operate the penis while men have years of expierence.
I never really understood why you would even want to receive a handjob from a women. It's basically like eating out of a bin while you have accsses to food that was cooked by a chef cook.
 
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Carotel said:
doesn't matter, she mogs me in every other aspect
brutal ngl
 
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azakhan said:
My chad friends told me getting a handjob from a woman is actually not that nice because they don’t how to operate the penis while men have years of expierence.
That's why they have holes, just fuck those instead.
Joelossus said:
I never really understood why you would even want to receive a handjob from a women. It's basically like eating out of a bin while you have accsses to food that was cooked by a chef cook.
I imagine it's like when you get bored of your favorite flavor of cereal so you try the other worse flavors just for something new. Chad has access to so much sex that PIV is nothing new to him, so he starts to find other ways to fuck women like armpit fucking, titjobs, handjobs, footjobs, fucking kneejobs... the list goes on.

Just know that Chad has probably rubbed his dick across every square inch of your oneitis's body at some point.
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
 
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Even the ugliest foids can buy a toy to get themselves off. Or a novel like shads of grey or twilight or sth.
 
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Joelossus said:
I never really understood why you would even want to receive a handjob from a women. It's basically like eating out of a bin while you have accsses to food that was cooked by a chef cook.
Da Vinci IQ analogy
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Females dont need to orgasm to pass on their genetics tbh. Only men do. The female orgasm is rare in order for the female to be picky. The male orgasm is common and easy to achieve to make sure men can fuck as many foids as possible. This mechanism, however, is completely wasted on men like us who watch porn and coom in the toilet. Nothing to feel good about.
dont go NoFap
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Yes. Your dopamine receptors would stop responding to this after a while. Jerking off would lose its appeal. Nature is clever enough to make sure real sex mogs jerking off; if not our ancestors would have jerked off all day and none of us would exist.
Thanks for explaining why i daf as much about handyfapping anymore.

Logical stuff bro...
 
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azakhan said:
My chad friends told me getting a handjob from a woman is actually not that nice because they don’t how to operate the penis while men have years of expierence.
This man is a retard LARP and fakecel who needs to be shot in the dirtiest ditch.
Thank you.
 
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This man is a retard LARP and fakecel who needs to be shot in the dirtiest ditch.
Thank you.
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
TINMAN said:
Just know that Chad has probably rubbed his dick across every square inch of your oneitis's body at some point.

:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:

JFL at "ascending"
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
This , every girl is cheating if she is not being satisfied sexually
 
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Mindmaxx said:
Apologies in advance to NoFapcels.

A Becky who is stuck in a relationship with a beta schlub who she has little to no attraction to probably doesn't get any good orgasms anymore.

This probably describes a good majority of women nowadays.

They might go after Chad but somehow I doubt every married Becky out there is going after Chad on Tinder.

Your hand probably delivers a better orgasm, on average, than what she gets from a weatherbeaten Brad, if she's even having sex very often anymore.

You have to be really stupid to think ANY MAN orgasmogs ANY WOMAN, and its not even a matter of access to sex, its a matter of biology

Like come on dude, women can have multiple orgasms, they can cum over and over and over again, we only get to bust once, you can't fucking top that, this is common sense, a woman with a vibrator is probably in heaven for a good hour, we'll never experience that kind of pleasure

The ability the have multiple orgasms without a refractory period, is the only thing I actually envy about women

Ironically even though men are more likely to be loser virgins, women are the ones more well equipped to enjoy a life like that

I doubt I would be as frustrated sexually as I am if I could cum 5 times in an hour with no discomfort or pain

You could just stay home all day and jerk off if you wanted lol, it would be amazing
 
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BlkPillPres said:
You have to be really stupid to think ANY MAN orgasmogs ANY WOMAN, and its not even a matter of access to sex, its a matter of biology

Like come on dude, women can have multiple orgasms, they can cum over and over and over again, we only get to bust once, you can't fucking top that, this is common sense, a woman with a vibrator is probably in heaven for a good hour, we'll never experience that kind of pleasure

The ability the have multiple orgasms without a refractory period, is the only thing I actually envy about women

Ironically even though men are more likely to be loser virgins, women are the ones more well equipped to enjoy a life like that

I doubt I would be as frustrated sexually as I am if I could cum 5 times in an hour with no discomfort or pain

You could just stay home all day and jerk off if you wanted lol, it would be amazing
Exactly. I envy their ability to have multiple orgasm too
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
Exactly. I envy their ability to have multiple orgasm too

One day there'll be a drug for that shit I'm sure, and it will have minimal to no side effects, weed usage will plummet then JFL

A drug that helps trigger the orgasm without any extreme ejaculation reflex, so there's no pain that happens due to exertion, so there's no refractory period
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Yes. Your dopamine receptors would stop responding to this after a while. Jerking off would lose its appeal. Nature is clever enough to make sure real sex mogs jerking off; if not our ancestors would have jerked off all day and none of us would exist.
High IQ
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Your dopamine receptors would stop responding to this after a while
Still waiting for it to happen after 27 years of practice
 
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Joelossus said:
I never really understood why you would even want to receive a handjob from a women. It's basically like eating out of a bin while you have accsses to food that was cooked by a chef cook.
I mean I really wanna finger fuck a girl one day tbh
 
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The female orgasm lasts 20+ seconds so I doubt it.
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
Many, many orgasms, man.
 
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Legendarywristcel said:
Females dont need to orgasm to pass on their genetics tbh. Only men do. The female orgasm is rare in order for the female to be picky. The male orgasm is common and easy to achieve to make sure men can fuck as many foids as possible. This mechanism, however, is completely wasted on men like us who watch porn and coom in the toilet.


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This , every girl is cheating if she is not being satisfied sexually
AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
She fucks Chad on the side and get multiple orgasm
 
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I used to have legendary jacking off sessions to the point of not caring that much about not getting laid, but it went to shit with the Jew pills I'm taking ,.............