Her name is Kallista, and her blue eyes have you contemplating nirvana. She lifts you from your inceldom and fulfils your every sexual fantasy while giving you the love and acceptance you've been craving since childhood.
Once day you and her go on a walk and you pass a crone hobbling by. The crone stops you and says she hates young love. You tell her to fuck off, and the crone reveals herself to be a witch!
You immediately regret your potty mouth, as the crone says a cantation which conjures a donkey before you! Before you can even comprehend what is happening, a strong wind picks up, and your gf lets out a shrill scream which morphs into an ugly bray. Cackling, the witch explains that your gf has been transported into the donkey and the donkey's soul resides in your gf.
You are now left with a difficult choice - which partner to keep. The witch will kill the remaining one. The gf body can speak english, but it only communicates what a donkey might say. The donkey body is clearly inhabited by your gf, because it observes the world in an intelligent way and understands how things work. However, she can only bray.
Who are you going home with?! Also you have to FUCK your choice tonight or you will get glass in your dick every day for 50 years while being raped by a fat faggot.
Once day you and her go on a walk and you pass a crone hobbling by. The crone stops you and says she hates young love. You tell her to fuck off, and the crone reveals herself to be a witch!
You immediately regret your potty mouth, as the crone says a cantation which conjures a donkey before you! Before you can even comprehend what is happening, a strong wind picks up, and your gf lets out a shrill scream which morphs into an ugly bray. Cackling, the witch explains that your gf has been transported into the donkey and the donkey's soul resides in your gf.
You are now left with a difficult choice - which partner to keep. The witch will kill the remaining one. The gf body can speak english, but it only communicates what a donkey might say. The donkey body is clearly inhabited by your gf, because it observes the world in an intelligent way and understands how things work. However, she can only bray.
Who are you going home with?! Also you have to FUCK your choice tonight or you will get glass in your dick every day for 50 years while being raped by a fat faggot.
