Meme You have $3

[Gengar]

You have $3. Choose wisely.

1. $100 top tier looks
2. $80 $1,000,000,000
3. $75 300 IQ
4. $60 extreme talent at subject of your choosing
5. $55 great career
6. $50 loving and supporting family and friends
7. $40 forever free escorts card
8. $30 NTness
9. $30 getting away with a murder
10. $25 your own private island
11. $20 free travel around the world for five years
12. $10 your favorite car
13. $5 excellent gaming setup
14. $2 chair
15. $1 rope
16. Spoiler

    $0 two fully loaded machine guns

 

[tehgymcel420]

Where can you get machine guns for $0?

 

[AsiaCel]

Spoiler

PS: I don't support ERing

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

I'll buy 3 ropes and make a whip so I can go emergency room

 

[FaceandHFD]

Get the fully loaded machine guns. Sell them for money. Then buy everything else from the list

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I’d buy 2 $1 burgers and rot in bed, tbhngl.

 

[AsiaCel]

I'll buy 3 ropes and make a whip so I can go emergency room

JFL, you must be really brave to try this, but still better than roping.

Reminds me of the guy in Sweden who go ER with a sword

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollhättan_school_attack

 

[blackcel]

Get the fully loaded machine guns. Sell them for money. Then buy everything else from the list

This tbh

When I read machine gun I think of the M249, which is worth at least $4k according to google. You will get a lot more selling that shit to some freedom loving american.

 

[Guest2]

Ok sniffles...
>_>

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Reminds me of the guy in Sweden who go ER with a sword

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollhättan_school_attack

go samurai bro

 

[Ignas]

Reminds me of the guy in Sweden who go ER with a sword

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollhättan_school_attack

Going ER viking style

 

[Juxtaposition6]

A chair so i can sit k thx

 

[BKFL]

Going ER viking style

Why not buy 3 ropes. I already have 3 chairs, I’ll get 3 ropes in case one or two is faulty.

 

[Deleted member 14430]

I think I'll take the chair and rope.

but gimme the two machine guns just in case I change my mind

 

[Michael15651]

Get the fully loaded machine guns. Sell them for money. Then buy everything else from the list

You got the right idea

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Get the fully loaded machine guns. Sell them for money. Then buy everything else from the list

Cope, cant buy genetics...

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Where can you get machine guns for $0?

You can get full auto AK-47s in the Pakistani black market for $40. It's close enough tbh.

Get the fully loaded machine guns. Sell them for money. Then buy everything else from the list

Einstein IQ x 300.

 

[Sadist]

A chair so i can sit k thx

 

[Deleted member 4159]

LOL @ option 16

 

[Juxtaposition6]

ToBeHonestNotGonnaLie ToBeQuiteHonest

 

[Gengar]

I think I'll take the chair and rope.

but gimme the two machine guns just in case I change my mind

Based.

 

[Inceldo]

I'd by a million guns in that case or however many I can and then sell them. Then buy top tier looks, the money etc

 

[Incellectual]

Get the fully loaded machine guns. Sell them for money. Then buy everything else from the list

 

[Gengar]

Ok sniffles...
>_>

I'm not @Sniffles !!!!

Spoiler

tbh

 

[2340922]

I know what I would choose.

 

[Gengar]

I know what I would choose.

Tell us.

 

[2340922]

Tell us.

I already got 2 warning about it. Sorry I can't

 

[FinnCel]

So even if I spend that 3 dollars, I can still get free machine guns?

 

[SupremeG]

Free escorts is Ultimate Cuck

 

[Sniffles]

Ok sniffles...
>_>

There's no way I'm him I won't lie.

 

[Guest2]

There's no way I'm him I won't lie.

Ok gengar...

 

[Sniffles]

Ok gengar...

There is no way I am him... But I might be sniffles I won't lie.