JFL You guys made me LOL for 20 mins at work

[narcissist]

I saw this on Reddit (r/I'matotalpieceofshit) while on my work break. I fucking laughed for 20 damn minutes pls never change

 

[Gundamcel]

based, waste more time online and take pennies off the profits of goldberg and co.

 

[narcissist]

based, waste more time online and take pennies off the profits of goldberg and co.

I usually add 5-10 mins onto my breaks get fucked Mr Goldberg

 

[ihaveno1]

your welcome man, remember that thread, bitch deserved it

 

[happiless]

based, waste more time online and take pennies off the profits of goldberg and co.

I'm taking my 45 minute daily paid shit break atm

 

[Gundamcel]

I usually add 5-10 mins onto my breaks get fucked Mr Goldberg

Doing God's work against those god-slaying Hebrews.

I'm taking my 45 minute daily paid shit break atm

That's good, kike masters absolutely hate labour force rights and every workingcel needs to exploit their rights as much as possible.

 

[narcissist]

Doing God's work against those god-slaying Hebrews.

I stole a packet of sponge cake from the break room today as well. It was expiring so I took it home. Eating it now

 

[Justdone]

I stole a packet of sponge cake from the break room today as well. It was expiring so I took it home. Eating it now

That was someone’s lunch

 

[narcissist]

That was someone’s lunch

Nah they just chuck a bunch of expired food from the store into the table for us to eat during breaks.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

I'm taking my 45 minute daily paid shit break atm

 

[Gundamcel]

Nah they just chuck a bunch of expired food from the store into the table for us to eat during breaks.

Of course Goldberg only puts nearly expired items for employee use.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

but she was so young!!!! she had her entire life ahead of her!!!

 

[Evildоer]

but she was so young!!!! she had her entire life ahead of her!!!

And not even a single day of that life she would spend to accomplish anything of value.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

And not even a single day of her life she would spend to accomplish anything of value, let me tell you.

tbh

 

[78980n]

but she was so young!!!! she had her entire life ahead of her!!!

She had miles of cock waiting

 

[Deleted member 16023]

She had miles of cock waiting

So many chads to fuck so many years to waste

 

[Damo the incel]

tbh

Facts

 

[Incline]

I stole a packet of sponge cake from the break room today as well. It was expiring so I took it home. Eating it now

I used to steal promotion tickets from my fast-food chain. I stole like a bag-full then sold then just used them in other branches for free food. didnt pay for food for whole month.

At that point in life. I had mastered the skills of living without money. I would go to shops take like 10 items. Go to self-checkout scan 1 the cheapest one pay for that and then take the rest xD

Also I would take cups out of bins and wash them in toilets in the mall then go to KFC and refill my drink for free. I only worked for 3 days. So no cash. My family kicked me out too so rip had to low-spending-maxx to survive. I would not pay my utility bills so I had no water or electricity. However. I had a laptop and the electricty in the communal room was free. So I just bought a really thin cable then plugged that shit to the wall then covered the plug with a table in the communal area, the cable was the same color as wall and when everybody was out I glued the cable to the ceiling and led it to my room. Free electricity. Also the wifi was included so that all sorted. I did not have hot water thought but I also solved that problem I just took baths in a local gym. The changing rooms were free JFL and they had a bath there so I pretend im going inside gym but i just take bath then fuck off and dont go inside and pay xDDD.

I would steal from my roommates the food in the kitchen also.

But I would never beg. FUck that. I hate fucking relying on people. FUCK THEM. I will take care of myself. I dont need nobodies help fuck that gay shit fuck all ur pity bullshit. I survived on my own. 175$ a week about that much. All I had for food/transport/rent/bills. I did it. Fuck all this dirty fuckers who cry. I cant fucking forget how all the fuckers in uni libraray cried OOOH I ONLY HAVE 500$ A WEEK IS NUT ENUGH IIOOHOH. FUCK YOU BITCH. FUCKING PRIVILEGED BITCH.

When I went uni bar i got my own vodka and made my own drinks but I had plastic cups so they would think I bought it so they dont kick me out.

It was all going well until one day I just stopped being lucky and got in big trouble legit one by one all my shit started to collapse. My roomamets found my cable ;( my landlord got pissed. The shop called police on me. I got fucking fined. And all that shit. It was really over. Had to get loans n shit.

Fuck that gay shit nigas fuck life.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I used to steal promotion tickets from my fast-food chain. I stole like a bag-full then sold then just used them in other branches for free food. didnt pay for food for whole month.

At that point in life. I had mastered the skills of living without money. I would go to shops take like 10 items. Go to self-checkout scan 1 the cheapest one pay for that and then take the rest xD

Also I would take cups out of bins and wash them in toilets in the mall then go to KFC and refill my drink for free. I only worked for 3 days. So no cash. My family kicked me out too so rip had to low-spending-maxx to survive. I would not pay my utility bills so I had no water or electricity. However. I had a laptop and the electricty in the communal room was free. So I just bought a really thin cable then plugged that shit to the wall then covered the plug with a table in the communal area, the cable was the same color as wall and when everybody was out I glued the cable to the ceiling and led it to my room. Free electricity. Also the wifi was included so that all sorted. I did not have hot water thought but I also solved that problem I just took baths in a local gym. The changing rooms were free JFL and they had a bath there so I pretend im going inside gym but i just take bath then fuck off and dont go inside and pay xDDD.

I would steal from my roommates the food in the kitchen also.

But I would never beg. FUck that. I hate fucking relying on people. FUCK THEM. I will take care of myself. I dont need nobodies help fuck that gay shit fuck all ur pity bullshit. I survived on my own. 175$ a week about that much. All I had for food/transport/rent/bills. I did it. Fuck all this dirty fuckers who cry. I cant fucking forget how all the fuckers in uni libraray cried OOOH I ONLY HAVE 500$ A WEEK IS NUT ENUGH IIOOHOH. FUCK YOU BITCH. FUCKING PRIVILEGED BITCH.

When I went uni bar i got my own vodka and made my own drinks but I had plastic cups so they would think I bought it so they dont kick me out.

It was all going well until one day I just stopped being lucky and got in big trouble legit one by one all my shit started to collapse. My roomamets found my cable ;( my landlord got pissed. The shop called police on me. I got fucking fined. And all that shit. It was really over. Had to get loans n shit.

Fuck that gay shit nigas fuck life.

Wow dude that's really impressive for real. You should be proud of pulling all that off just solely on a skill, commitment, and resourcefulness level.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Doing God's work against those god-slaying Hebrews.


That's good, kike masters absolutely hate labour force rights and every workingcel needs to exploit their rights as much as possible.

Hell yeah

 

[orchis]

that last comment kek

 

[Indari]

silly normalfags, incels.co is for incels

 

[acnescarcel]

based, waste more time online and take pennies off the profits of goldberg and co.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

based

 

[Dionysus]

Im glad your happy