Experiment You get an HTB girlfriend, but on these conditions:

[WeirdPanda]

She:

- Only showers once per week

- Has smegma build-up on her vagina and only gives blowjobs if you eat or finger her out.

- Lets crusty hair grow around her everywhere and cluster sweat skincells

- Has a lot of acne, sweat and grease on her face

- Dry lips

- Dark circles under eyes

- Masturbates everyday and doesnt clean her stuff up later

- Eats loud and with her mouth open

- Has a piggy laugh

- Picks her nose when you're around, sometimes flicks boogers

- Exposes her coin slot and doesn't give a shit

- Doesn't flush

She will have sex with you anytime you want, will never get fat, and will never break up with you. Do you accept this deal?

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

- Has smegma build-up on her vagina and only gives blowjobs if you eat or finger her out.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Has smegma build-up on her vagina and only gives blowjobs if you eat or finger her out.

That's disgusting. No thanks

 

[TheAlmighty]

Fucking gross, how is she even a HTB if she can't even keep her clean

 

[WeirdPanda]

Fucking gross, how is she even a HTB if she can't even keep her clean

She is very hot, like naturally.

 

[TheAlmighty]

She is very hot, like naturally.

She wouldn't look hot after all of this shit, a LTB is way better if she isn't all of the above

 

[Apex.Koala]

Dude we are just unattractive not disgusting... No thanks

 

[Rapistcel]

She:

- Only showers once per week

- Has smegma build-up on her vagina and only gives blowjobs if you eat or finger her out.

- Lets crusty hair grow around her everywhere and cluster sweat skincells

- Has a lot of acne, sweat and grease on her face

- Dry lips

- Dark circles under eyes

- Masturbates everyday and doesnt clean her stuff up later

- Eats loud and with her mouth open

- Has a piggy laugh

- Picks her nose when you're around, sometimes flicks boogers

- Exposes her coin slot and doesn't give a shit

- Doesn't flush

She will have sex with you anytime you want, will never get fat, and will never break up with you. Do you accept this deal?

Yes, fuck hygienefags

 

[Rapistcel]

Dude we are just unattractive not disgusting... No thanks

You sound like a foid

 

[Runt171]

Na na
Na na
Na nahhhh

 

[WeirdPanda]

Yes, fuck hygienefags

Based

 

[Thugs-5-Less]

Can i forcibly clean her up and give her accutane?

 

[WeirdPanda]

Can i forcibly clean her up and give her accutane?

You can forcibly clean her up but she would be extremely whiny about it

Her acne won't go away, no

 

[Thugs-5-Less]

You can forcibly clean her up but she would be extremely whiny about it

Her acne won't go away, no

I'd accept

 

[WeirdPanda]

Can i forcibly clean her up and give her accutane?

Her face would be sorta akin to this random foid:

 

[NiggasCallmedaDrink]

Dude we are just unattractive not disgusting... No thanks

Based

 

[drowningindenial]

would tbh

 

[Paladin]

Very specific. Is this your fetish OP?

 

[WeirdPanda]

Very specific. Is this your fetish OP?

Not a fetish, just equalizing stats.

 

[NeverGetUp]

Yes because I'm unhygienic myself

 

[WeirdPanda]

Yes because I'm unhygienic myself

 

[SociallyStupid]

You can forcibly clean her up but she would be extremely whiny about it

Then I would probably do it and clean her at least every second day ... like a pet, lol

 

[Thugs-5-Less]

Her face would be sorta akin to this random foid:
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not a dealbreaker at all

 

[TheCatMan]

No thanks. I don't even know what HTB is.

 

[TheJester]

Her face would be sorta akin to this random foid:
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Thats a LTB

 

[twisted]

would tbh

 

[WeirdPanda]

Thats a LTB

Wrong

 

[Thugs-5-Less]

Thats a LTB

incorrect

 

[TheJester]

Wrong

Yes it is if she has acne

 

[WeirdPanda]

Yes it is if she has acne

Acne doesn't detract from facial beauty, also she looks hot

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

I’m too OCD to have a gf like this istg I have to fucking remind my cunt of a brother to flush his piss down because he’s too fucking damn lazy ti flush

 

[TheJester]

Acne doesn't detract from facial beauty, also she looks hot

ok i seen more pics of her now, still acne lowers SMV.

+ her Boyfriend is a Chadlite

 

[Animecel2D]

so what are the negatives of this?

 

[WeirdPanda]

ok i seen more pics of her now, still acne lowers SMV.

+ her Boyfriend is a Chadlite

She is a stacylite so they are looksmatched

so what are the negatives of this?

Exactly

 

[j10009504]

will never get fat

Say no more

 

[WeirdPanda]

"50/50" Balanced, just as all things should be

 

[Vesuvius Pumpkin]

volcel if you won't

 

[Albertopenheimer]

Based

can i remind you of the thread

Vagina discharges worms, tapeworm pinworm infested cunt (anal poop goes to vagina)

incels.is

 

[nzth]

fuck it better than nothing

 

[JKlancecaster069]

Yes I would.

 

[Grodd]

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

If she's attracted to me and loves me then yes absolutely. Kind of a no-brainer.

Sex is off the table anyway, so I wouldn't have to worry about whatever she has going on down there.

The two things that would bother me the most would be eating loudly with her mouth open, and the body odor. I'd make sure to eat alone so I would have my meal ruined.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Hell yeah

 

[WeirdPanda]

can i remind you of the thread

Vagina discharges worms, tapeworm pinworm infested cunt (anal poop goes to vagina)

incels.is

 

[Adolf Kitler]