Gaming How far would you go to ascend? (Food Gauntlet!)

[WeirdPanda]

A very mischievous imp comes up to your house late at night and offers you a chance to participate in this gauntlet for ascension. He prepares five separate meals, from which you'll have to eat in the specified order required to ascend. The further on in the game you finish or give up, the better your rewards!

Level 1: Noodles with chocolate

Reward: Chubby extroverted LTB who only gives you sex once per week.


Level 2: Cookies with egg yolk and butter

Reward: Introverted MTB with BPD who will fuck you everyday. Doesn't cook for you. Unemployed


Level 3: Wet macaroni donut

Reward: Skinny introverted small HTB who wakes you up with blowjobs and cooks for you. Has a job.


Level 4: Milkshake with chicken and corn

Reward: Smoking hot autistic QT small blonde Stacylite who wakes you up with blowjobs, likes sex everyday, cooks for you, is extremely kinky and wild. Is rich.


Level 5: A moldy pizza

Reward: A fictional waifu of your choice comes to life as your girlfriend and stays with you happily forever and ever. And with a lot of sex too.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I've eaten moldy pizza before so I'll be alr

 

[smegma producer]

what kind of mold is it on the pizza?

 

[WeirdPanda]

what kind of mold is it on the pizza?

The one in the picture

 

[Skelly]

hell no im not touching that pizza

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

hell yes im devouring that pizza

 

[smegma producer]

The one in the picture

i searched up the image, it seems to be a blue cheese pizza.

i love me a good Roquefort, so im a five on this question

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[ForcedMarriageNow]

I could eat levels 1-4 without flinching but I'd do five for that anime waifu.

 

[WeirdPanda]

i searched up the image, it seems to be a blue cheese pizza.

i love me a good Roquefort, so im a five on this question

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[Fluoxymesterone]

Level 4 because i don't want a fictional waifu. I want a real authentic girl it would be weird if i know i "created" her with my imagination

 

[smegma producer]

dont worry most users on this site can't read

 

[gluttony]

gross

 

[Acorn]

4

 

[WeirdPanda]

gross

 

[Charlie Kirk Koala]

replied

 

[Charlie Kirk Koala]

attention given

 

[WeirdPanda]

attention given

FAGGOT!

I MEANT MY OTHER POST!

 

[Emba]

I'll take a level 3, cold

 

[Animecel2D]

there’s literally nothing wrong with any of this food

is this supposed to be a challenge?

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Thought this was gonna be like an eating challenge thing at first where you just have to eat more and more food not actually eat rotten food. You sick fuck

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Thought this was gonna be like an eating challenge thing at first where you just have to eat more and more food not actually eat rotten food. You sick fuck

@Fantasea I thought at first this thread was just reverse belly stuffing not this disgusting shit. OP is not normal. This is my honest reaction to this nonsense

 

[Fantasea]

@Fantasea I thought at first this thread was just reverse belly stuffing not this disgusting shit. OP is not normal. This is my honest reaction to this nonsense

I'd go level 5 no doubt. I will risk death to summon lightning and lightning has healing magic

View: https://youtu.be/2pVb5qQ5OkI?si=3cvN5ZadODUGe4ZP&t=1806

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I'd go level 5 no doubt. I will risk death to summon lightning and lightning has healing magic

View: https://youtu.be/2pVb5qQ5OkI?si=3cvN5ZadODUGe4ZP&t=1806

I’d honestly go for it if it was only an eating challenge where the food was good and you just had to eat increasingly massive meals one after another as long as the food wasn’t toxic

I’ll take doing a reverse version of my fetish if it meant ascending but ain’t gonna poison myself kek

 

[Fantasea]

I’d honestly go for it if it was only an eating challenge where the food was good and you just had to eat increasingly massive meals one after another as long as the food wasn’t toxic

I’ll take doing a reverse version of my fetish if it meant ascending but ain’t gonna poison myself kek

pick a waifu with healing magic. elizabeth (7 deadly sins) is good too.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

pick a waifu with healing magic. elizabeth (7 deadly sins) is good too.

Ok

 

[AustrianMogger]

Level 2 doesn't look bad at all

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

pick a waifu with healing magic. elizabeth (7 deadly sins) is good too.

Assuming it was the real world and no healing magic, how far would you make it in this version of the challenge?

Level one, McDonald’s cheeseburger

Level two, McDouble

Level three, two cheeseburgers

Level four, two McDoubles

Level 5, two McDoubles and fries


How far you making it? Each one has to be eaten consecutively after the other. Would love to see a foid do this for me

 

[Fantasea]

Assuming it was the real world and no healing magic, how far would you make it in this version of the challenge?

Level one, McDonald’s cheeseburger

Level two, McDouble

Level three, two cheeseburgers

Level four, two McDoubles

Level 5, two McDoubles and fries


How far you making it? Each one has to be eaten consecutively after the other. Would love to see a foid do this for me

anything past level 3 and i might puke but idgaf if it's lightning on the line I will risk death!

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

anything past level 3 and i might puke but idgaf if it's lightning on the line I will risk death!

Based. If it was an 8/10 or more white woman I could find a way to finish all the levels. Wouldn’t even make it past level 2 if it was only a noodlewhore tho. Jfl why do some users like chink women so much

 

[Fantasea]

Based. If it was an 8/10 or more white woman I could find a way to finish all the levels. Wouldn’t even make it past level 2 if it was only a noodlewhore tho. Jfl why do some users like chink women so much

i'm not picky. level 2 is actually really good. i like it more than level 3.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

i'm not picky. level 2 is actually really good. i like it more than level 3.

Based. Here is another hypothetical. Would you rather try to eat 10 cheeseburgers in a row to ascend or eat 8 McDoubles?

Wonder which would actually be harder kek

 

[Fantasea]

Based. Here is another hypothetical. Would you rather try to eat 10 cheeseburgers in a row to ascend or eat 8 McDoubles?

Wonder which would actually be harder kek

idr what cheeseburgers are like. i only eat mcdoubles and big macs.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

idr what cheeseburgers are like. i only eat mcdoubles and big macs.

Cheeseburger is the same as McDouble but with one patty

 

[Fantasea]

Based. Here is another hypothetical. Would you rather try to eat 10 cheeseburgers in a row to ascend or eat 8 McDoubles?

Wonder which would actually be harder kek

Cheeseburger is the same as McDouble but with one patty

8 mcdoubles cuz patties are paper thin at mcd's

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

8 mcdoubles cuz patties are paper thin at mcd's

I better calculate the calories to see which one is actually the better option kek

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

8 mcdoubles cuz patties are paper thin at mcd's

Holy shit the calories are close. 3,120 for the McDoubles and 3,130 for the cheeseburgers