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You deserve to be cucked by dog if you, as an incel, have pet dog.

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Having a pet dog as an incel is cuckoldry, tbh. The dog is not only goin' to mog you every second of your life but is also goin' to make you realised how big loser you are and what you can never get. You go out with him and the attention he gets from holes within a few minutes would be far more than you'd ever get in your whole life. It doesn't stop here, as the genuine affections and loveful kisses he'd be showered by holes are impossible for you to get no matter how much you pay for them, thus cuckolding you mentally. If you somehow get a hole, most probably via betabuxxing, when you're out, she'd be putting his knot inside her. However, in spite of knowing all this, you want to have a pet dog, you deserve no sympathy if that dog cucks you.
 
Over for DogOwnercels
 
Retarded post ngl
 
What if the dog is female :waitwhat:
 
You go out with him and the attention he gets from holes within a few minutes would be far more than you'd ever get in your whole life.
This is too accurate :feelscry: Walking with my dog was supposed to be a good cope, but it gets completely ruined by foids trying to pet and cuddle him, while completely ignoring me. It’s part of the reason why I’m not going to get another dog again.
 
This is too accurate :feelscry: Walking with my dog was supposed to be a good cope, but it gets completely ruined by foids trying to pet and cuddle him, while completely ignoring me. It’s part of the reason why I’m not going to get another dog again.
Just don't have any pet animal, tbh.
 
A friendship between man and his dog, a bond old as time, even that gets reaped by the ever elusive dogpill :dafuckfeels:
 
Having a pet dog as an incel is cuckoldry, tbh. The dog is not only goin' to mog you every second of your life but is also goin' to make you realised how big loser you are and what you can never get. You go out with him and the attention he gets from holes within a few minutes would be far more than you'd ever get in your whole life. It doesn't stop here, as the genuine affections and loveful kisses he'd be showered by holes are impossible for you to get no matter how much you pay for them, thus cuckolding you mentally. If you somehow get a hole, most probably via betabuxxing, when you're out, she'd be putting his knot inside her. However, in spite of knowing all this, you want to have a pet dog, you deserve no sympathy if that dog cucks you.
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This is why I own a cat
 
Pet ownership is cucked in of itself. Letting an animal reside in your house rent free and catering to it's every need is no different than letting immigrants into your country and letting them fuck all your women. Are people really surprised that dogs are fucking girls? You're wageslaving at work all day, the real master of the house is home with the woman, and both are very bored.

I love the Family Guy episode with the alternate Dog World. They were dogpill aware before anyone.
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@chudur-budur, your thoughts?
 
Get a cat, that pussy won't cuck you.
 
Lol, fuck off. Your aspect is probably the main problem of yours, but you are a shitty person as well. Ugly on the outside but also ugly on the inside
 
Lol, fuck off. Your aspect is probably the main problem of yours, but you are a shitty person as well. Ugly on the outside but also ugly on the inside
You fuck off fag.
 
foids trying to pet and cuddle him, while completely ignoring me
Chad. They only smile at my dog from distance, foids are afraid of fat manlet so they don't even come up close.
My 60 yo neighbor says jailbates always approach him, pet his dog and ask shit (we have same dog breed)
 
Ignoring that retardation laced effortpost of OP, dogs are just fucking horrible. I had one some years ago, but fortunately we gave it away because he would bark all night and annoy the neighbours. I don't give a shit about them btw, but my parents do so it's ok. Good riddance.
 
My semi-vicious (sounding) half-trained (because i want it to have self-agency) dog scares everyone.

Growls at everyone. Including me!

I don't walk my dog. My dog walks itself! I live in the country... My dog has a job to do. She gets paid in food. And bunnies!

Only urban people - without yards - are cucked by their dogs.

HOW ABOUT THAT PICKING UP DOG SHIT? No one ever mentions that! That is the biggest cuck of all!
 
HOW ABOUT THAT PICKING UP DOG SHIT? No one ever mentions that! That is the biggest cuck of all!
Dogs' poops are horrible
 
This post seems like JFL more than anything else
Of course it is. The OP would have to be extremely hopelessly autistic to post it in a 100% serious manner. Millions and millions of dog owners across the world, so much nuance to their relationships with their pets that often has little to do with the blackpill...yeah. It's a nonsene post. Pretty funny though.
 
Lifefuel for catcels. I like some dogs but they are best for serving a real purpose and doing a job (sheep herding, hunting, protection, law enforcement)
 
Just rope already please. You sound exactly like the IT idiots
Bark cunt. The real IT idiot is you cunt. Why do get pissed by this dogpill thread? Do you know who else get pissed by dogpill? IT.
 
I like dogs. Far more loyal than any roastie.
 
Having a pet dog as an incel is cuckoldry, tbh. The dog is not only goin' to mog you every second of your life but is also goin' to make you realised how big loser you are and what you can never get. You go out with him and the attention he gets from holes within a few minutes would be far more than you'd ever get in your whole life. It doesn't stop here, as the genuine affections and loveful kisses he'd be showered by holes are impossible for you to get no matter how much you pay for them, thus cuckolding you mentally. If you somehow get a hole, most probably via betabuxxing, when you're out, she'd be putting his knot inside her. However, in spite of knowing all this, you want to have a pet dog, you deserve no sympathy if that dog cucks you.

I want a pet otter
 

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