You Could Have A Stacy Gf For Life On Condition...

[Barry]

it's fucking over for incels who couldn't pass high school biology class JFL

 

[Angry_runt]

I wouldn't even if I had to do it only 5 times a day. I'll be no one's slave.

But I would like to have one girl without any special genie's curse preconditions. You know, the most basic human experience we've been denied.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Idk man, physical survival

I don't know that I'd be able to get 24 post-orgasm erections per day, so I'd probably be killed on the first day, in which case, no thanks?

Or are they going to give me something like viagra to actually make this possible?

Even supposing I could do this naturally on the 1st day, fucking her that often is probably going to get me accustomed to her VERY quickly, so when I fail to get my 25th erection in 24 hours I get the electric chair?

You'd have better odds of survival as a serial kidnapper/rapist than if you did this, it seems pretty silly OP.


If you actually felt that way you'd be out raping+murdering foids you hate but still want to hatefuck, so I think you're full of shit: your continued living in freedom is more important than losing your virginity, and that's how it ought to be.

I swear, losing virginity is put on a higher pedestol than women sometimes.

Sure they'd give you some viagra. And by "they" I mean a team of rouge disgruntled navy SEALS who would be watching you 24/7 to make sure you did what you were supposed to do.

 

[Sheogorath]

Presumably I would also get plenty of fluids / nutrition to be constantly regenerating my genetic material?

I dunno man, I feel like it's possible my body couldn't produce cum constantly like that. Would dry orgasms be okay?

What if I just cease being able to have orgasms because I get bored?

Would this come with a foreskin restoration? I feel like that would allow me to do this for longer since I would be more sensitive and enjoy fucking her.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Just have a heart attack and die for Stacy theory. Bro this is actually impossible...jfl...

 

[Fat Link]

Sure, but only if I was granted a pornstar sized pecker, the ability to shoot unlimited loads without pain (be able to have unlimited orgasms that all felt great) and her vag-jay jay would stay wet all day day for this.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Sure, but only if I was granted a pornstar sized pecker, the ability to shoot unlimited loads without pain (be able to have unlimited orgasms that all felt great) and her vag-jay jay would stay wet all day day for this.

The size of your pecker and the moisture of her vag wouldn't matter.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

That you had to have sex with her 25 times a day. I mean dedicate your life to having sex with her nonstop. & by sex I mean fucking her until you had an orgasm. & if you did it less than 25 times in any given 24 hour period, or skipped a day, you'd be brutally executed- no exceptions. Would you be up for the challenge? Or would you rather remain celibate?

That's cute.
Expect me to believe a girl can orgasm more than once every few days.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

That's cute.
Expect me to believe a girl can orgasm more than once every few days.

I said you not her, dummy.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I said you not her, dummy.

Ah. Then that's easy mode probably. I should be able to cum once every 30 minutes probably if I train myself right.
Already had times I've fapped multiple times in a few hours.
So sure. I'm game.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Maybe maybe not